Disclaimer: I don't own it, damn it all!
Note: Last chapters were a tad freaky, sorry! Will never try THAT concept
again, I promise...
Also note: Sakura isn't twelve! She is older! She is a teenager!
* * *
Sakura woke to the smell of bacon her eyes flicked open quickly, first
noting the empty place next to her on the bed. With a yawn, she kicked off
the sheets and swung her almost-bare legs over the side of the bed. The
pink-haired girl was about to open the mostly-closed door and go out to the
kitchen, but thought better of it as she realized that Naruto and Sasuke
might be up already. She quickly tiptoed over to her sensei's closet and
searched for a bathrobe or housecoat. Unfortunately, the girl's morning
drowsiness took over her, and she unceremoniously stubbed her toe on the
doorframe.
"Oh!" she cried in pain, rubbing her toe furiously. Suddenly, the flung
herself into the closet as the door slid open. For a split second, she
thought it was Sasuke or Naruto coming in, but sighed in relief when she
realized it was Kakashi. She stepped out of hiding.
"Good morning, Sakura," said the man.
"And good morning to you, sensei," she replied, for the first time noticing
the small bundle in her teacher's hands. She cocked her head. "Ne?" she
asked. The teacher looked at what she was drawing her attention to, then
jumped with something like shock.
"Oh! Yes, I stopped by your house earlier. I told your parents that we were
going to get right on with training today, and it may take awhile. I also
dropped your clothes from last night off, and brought you a new outfit from
your house."
"Impressed? Why yes I am," said the girl fondly as she took the bundle. It
was when she was reaching down did she notice that her teacher was wearing
only pants, gloves, and his mask, and was still shirtless. She blushed, and
took her clothes towards the bathroom. She stopped at the doorway, disgust
on her face as the wave of disgusting smells hit her face. She peered in
the doorway.
"Naruto, baka!" she said angrily as she looked at the boy. He looked
absolutely a mess, his hair sticking out at even odder angles than usual
and his clothes ruffled. His face even had a pale twinge. The blonde was
kneeling in front of the toilet, breathing hoarsely. He looked up.
"Ne, g' morning Sakura-chan," he said sickly. She looked at him with
disgust in her eyes.
"That is what you get for being drunk!" she said. Then, plastering on a
face of sincerity and concern, she walked over to him and stood right above
him. His eyes grew wide and he grinned as she leaned down, her face hardly
an inch from his. The boy puckered his lips hopefully.
"And this," she said, sweetness dripping in her voice, "is what you get for
TRYING TO RAPE ME LAST NIGHT!!!" the girl shrieked, slamming the toilet
seat down on the boy's head. He rubbed the spot profusely.
"Sakura-chan," he whined. "I didn't try to-"
"Oh yes you did!" she interjected, pointing to the light bruises on her
wrists. "THESE LITTLE MARKS are from Sasuke holding me down! THESE HAPPY
LITTLE MARKS are from you drunkards biting me!!!" she continued, motioning
to the small marks on her neck. "THIS one is when Sasuke bit me," she said,
pulling at the top of her ear. "I don't want new piercings, Naruto!!!" she
screamed, punctuating each new sentence with a punch on the head *Naruto is
now lying on the floor with anime X-X eyes*.
"Sakura, that is enough now," said Kakashi, pulling gently at her shoulder.
"You are still in your night shirt." Sakura looked down and blushed (so did
Naruto, though his eyes got a lot bigger -_-').
"Yes, sensei," she said, stepping lightly out of the room. She then went
back to her teacher's room, and closed the door tightly.
After changing into fresh, clean clothes, she walked into the living room.
Her lip twitched as she saw Sasuke sitting on the couch, looking pale as
well. She walked over and stood right in front of him, her arms crossed.
"Sasuke-kun," she said, bending down and giving the boy her false 'sincere,
loving' look.
"What?" he asked irritably. Suddenly his eyes grew wide and he blushed
lightly. "Heh heh... Now now Sakura, be reasonable..." he said, his voice
lacking its true commanding tone.
"Sasuke-kun, let me show you something," she said sweetly, pulling her
wrists out from behind her back and holding the bruised skin in the boy's
face. "I don't like this behavior, Sasuke-kun," she continued, still
smiling deceitfully. "I also don't like having marks on my neck," She
paused, craning her neck so that he could see the marks he had left. "And I
don't like having people bite me," she said, her voice now showing true
menace. The boy backed up against the couch as far as he could go, but the
girl just stayed in his face.
"I DON'T LIKE THIS, SASUKE! I REALLY DON'T!!!" she yelled, directly in his
face. "NOW SAY THAT YOU ARE SORRY!!!" The boy grinned sheepishly.
"S-sorry, Sakura," he said meekly. Sakura's lip twitched.
"I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!!"
"I apologize, Sakura!" said the boy loudly; kneeling on the floor with his
hands help up like he was praying.
"That's BETTER now, though I still don't believe you," she said, walking
towards the kitchen. As she entered, she saw her teacher putting slices of
bacon and pieces of egg on a plate. He turned to her, definitely smiling
under his mask.
"Got Sasuke to apologize, neh?" he asked, holding the plate out to her. She
nodded smugly and took the plate, and sat down at the counter. The silver-
haired (and shirtless, for all us fangirls who like that!) sat down across
from her, and just gazed at the girl as she ate.
Training may go quickly today.
* * *
Heh heh... I had to make Sasuke meek! (He probably looks cute blushing).
Note: Last chapters were a tad freaky, sorry! Will never try THAT concept
again, I promise...
Also note: Sakura isn't twelve! She is older! She is a teenager!
* * *
Sakura woke to the smell of bacon her eyes flicked open quickly, first
noting the empty place next to her on the bed. With a yawn, she kicked off
the sheets and swung her almost-bare legs over the side of the bed. The
pink-haired girl was about to open the mostly-closed door and go out to the
kitchen, but thought better of it as she realized that Naruto and Sasuke
might be up already. She quickly tiptoed over to her sensei's closet and
searched for a bathrobe or housecoat. Unfortunately, the girl's morning
drowsiness took over her, and she unceremoniously stubbed her toe on the
doorframe.
"Oh!" she cried in pain, rubbing her toe furiously. Suddenly, the flung
herself into the closet as the door slid open. For a split second, she
thought it was Sasuke or Naruto coming in, but sighed in relief when she
realized it was Kakashi. She stepped out of hiding.
"Good morning, Sakura," said the man.
"And good morning to you, sensei," she replied, for the first time noticing
the small bundle in her teacher's hands. She cocked her head. "Ne?" she
asked. The teacher looked at what she was drawing her attention to, then
jumped with something like shock.
"Oh! Yes, I stopped by your house earlier. I told your parents that we were
going to get right on with training today, and it may take awhile. I also
dropped your clothes from last night off, and brought you a new outfit from
your house."
"Impressed? Why yes I am," said the girl fondly as she took the bundle. It
was when she was reaching down did she notice that her teacher was wearing
only pants, gloves, and his mask, and was still shirtless. She blushed, and
took her clothes towards the bathroom. She stopped at the doorway, disgust
on her face as the wave of disgusting smells hit her face. She peered in
the doorway.
"Naruto, baka!" she said angrily as she looked at the boy. He looked
absolutely a mess, his hair sticking out at even odder angles than usual
and his clothes ruffled. His face even had a pale twinge. The blonde was
kneeling in front of the toilet, breathing hoarsely. He looked up.
"Ne, g' morning Sakura-chan," he said sickly. She looked at him with
disgust in her eyes.
"That is what you get for being drunk!" she said. Then, plastering on a
face of sincerity and concern, she walked over to him and stood right above
him. His eyes grew wide and he grinned as she leaned down, her face hardly
an inch from his. The boy puckered his lips hopefully.
"And this," she said, sweetness dripping in her voice, "is what you get for
TRYING TO RAPE ME LAST NIGHT!!!" the girl shrieked, slamming the toilet
seat down on the boy's head. He rubbed the spot profusely.
"Sakura-chan," he whined. "I didn't try to-"
"Oh yes you did!" she interjected, pointing to the light bruises on her
wrists. "THESE LITTLE MARKS are from Sasuke holding me down! THESE HAPPY
LITTLE MARKS are from you drunkards biting me!!!" she continued, motioning
to the small marks on her neck. "THIS one is when Sasuke bit me," she said,
pulling at the top of her ear. "I don't want new piercings, Naruto!!!" she
screamed, punctuating each new sentence with a punch on the head *Naruto is
now lying on the floor with anime X-X eyes*.
"Sakura, that is enough now," said Kakashi, pulling gently at her shoulder.
"You are still in your night shirt." Sakura looked down and blushed (so did
Naruto, though his eyes got a lot bigger -_-').
"Yes, sensei," she said, stepping lightly out of the room. She then went
back to her teacher's room, and closed the door tightly.
After changing into fresh, clean clothes, she walked into the living room.
Her lip twitched as she saw Sasuke sitting on the couch, looking pale as
well. She walked over and stood right in front of him, her arms crossed.
"Sasuke-kun," she said, bending down and giving the boy her false 'sincere,
loving' look.
"What?" he asked irritably. Suddenly his eyes grew wide and he blushed
lightly. "Heh heh... Now now Sakura, be reasonable..." he said, his voice
lacking its true commanding tone.
"Sasuke-kun, let me show you something," she said sweetly, pulling her
wrists out from behind her back and holding the bruised skin in the boy's
face. "I don't like this behavior, Sasuke-kun," she continued, still
smiling deceitfully. "I also don't like having marks on my neck," She
paused, craning her neck so that he could see the marks he had left. "And I
don't like having people bite me," she said, her voice now showing true
menace. The boy backed up against the couch as far as he could go, but the
girl just stayed in his face.
"I DON'T LIKE THIS, SASUKE! I REALLY DON'T!!!" she yelled, directly in his
face. "NOW SAY THAT YOU ARE SORRY!!!" The boy grinned sheepishly.
"S-sorry, Sakura," he said meekly. Sakura's lip twitched.
"I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!!"
"I apologize, Sakura!" said the boy loudly; kneeling on the floor with his
hands help up like he was praying.
"That's BETTER now, though I still don't believe you," she said, walking
towards the kitchen. As she entered, she saw her teacher putting slices of
bacon and pieces of egg on a plate. He turned to her, definitely smiling
under his mask.
"Got Sasuke to apologize, neh?" he asked, holding the plate out to her. She
nodded smugly and took the plate, and sat down at the counter. The silver-
haired (and shirtless, for all us fangirls who like that!) sat down across
from her, and just gazed at the girl as she ate.
Training may go quickly today.
* * *
Heh heh... I had to make Sasuke meek! (He probably looks cute blushing).
