Chapter Four

"Shhh! Dad, you're being too loud!" Bart whispered loudly.
"You know I'm only walking!" Homer argued.
"Guys, I can't believe we're doing this, but if we're going to be taking an hour just going up to the window, I'm leaving." Lisa said.
With that, Homer went up and removed the window.
"What kind of house is this guy living in?" Bart asked.
"A crappy one." Homer answered.
"I'll go in, take the million and then split. Like a banana..mmm.bananas." Homer started to drool.
Homer then entered the house rather loudly, knocking over various items, such as a vase, an end table, and a T.V.
"Dad! What the heck are you doing?" Bart whispered loudly into the dark house.
"I got it! I got it!" Homer yelled.
"I knew we should've duct taped his mouth closed." Lisa shook her head.
Homer then ran out of the window, falling on the cement, while Marge put the window back.
"Hey guys! We did it!" Homer whispered.
"Let's go back to the car." Lisa suggested, glancing around nervously.
The Simpson family was in the car ready to leave, when Homer heard a knock at his window. He turned at saw Homer #2.
"Guys, don't look now, but the guy is at my window!" Homer whispered loudly.
"Just leave. He can't run to catch up with us!" Bart said.
Homer nodded and took off with Homer #2 eating dust.

=-= A few days later =-=

"I can't believe we all did this.for nothing." Lisa complained.
"Lisa.we had an exciting adventure!" Bart argued. "We broke the law, broke some other stuff and took back what was ours!" Bart finished.
"All for Dad to forget at a bathroom somewhere in Kentucky." Lisa shook her head.
"I bet if we didn't stop so many times, we could've traced our steps and found it." Marge commented.
"Oh come on! If you were as excited as me, I'm sure you'd have to go too! I wanted to carry what was ours everywhere." Homer argued.
"What about that toilet you brought with us? I though you'd use that." Lisa asked annoyed.
"Oh, it fell off somewhere in Ohio." Homer shrugged.
"Now we have to go toilet shopping!" Marge said excitedly.
"I'll be in my room." Lisa said and went up the stairs.
"Can I crap in the backyard?" Bart asked happily.
"Sure you can son." Homer answered as he patted him on the head. Homer went to the living room with a big grin. He still thought he was a millionaire.

The End