A/N: I tried to make this chapter longer, thanks to the one person who
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Disclaimer: THEY DONT BELONG TO ME! 'Cept I belong to me, yeah, I belong to me.
Middle Earth and Evil Birds
I woke up to the sounds of men's voices.
"How did she get here, Gandalf?" When I heard Gandalf I completely sat up, frantically searching for him.
"She's woken up!" another voice said, but I couldn't find where it came from. Everything was in a blur.
"Where the fuck am I...?" I said, rubbing my forehead.
"Middle Earth, my Lady. I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn(A/N: I dunno if he would introduce himself like that or not... oh well!)." My eyes widened.
"Strider?! Oh... my... fucking... God!" I squealed, completely freaking out. Then I looked at my surroundings. I saw four hobbits, whom I assumed where Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin, I saw a dwarf, Gimli, I thought, and then I looked at Boromir... I must be in the Fellowship of the Ring. Then I saw Gandalf, and lastly, I saw Legolas Greenleaf, Prince of Mirkwood. Mirkwood. Middle Earth. The men, well, not all of them where men, but you know what I mean, widened their eyes when I cursed. I apologized and got up.
"What is your name?" said Gandalf.
"Naury." I replied, thinking if I should say something else. "Where am I?"
"We have just set out from Rivendell."
"You're going to destroy the One Ring, Gandalf?" My eyes looked over at Frodo, who was looking at me strangely.
"How do you know...?" I gulped, seeing how I seemed like a spy of Saruman.
"I'm not a spy of Saruman, if you are thinking that." Gandalf looked at me in confusion, as did the rest of the Fellowship.
"Where are you from?" asked Boromir.
"Miami, Florida, United States of America, North America, Earth."
"I've never heard of such a place." snorted Boromir, him swearing he knew it all just because he was a dude. Gandalf looked at me as if he knew what I was talking about.
"Well then, we cannot leave you here, and Rivendell is too far off for you to wander alone. You shall join us, if you like." said Gandalf. It felt as if all my wishes had come true in just two minutes.
"HELL.... YES! Oh my gosh, I would LOVE to come! Diola lle!(thank you)" All of them raised a brow.
"Lle quena i'lambe tel' Eldalie?(do you speak elvish?)" asked Legolas. I nodded.
"Well, not a lot. But enough to hold a five minute conversation." I got up and felt my back feel sort of naked. My bag was missing. "Where's my bag?"
"This?" Pippin said, holding my bag. I nodded and took it.
"I have important stuff in there..." I said through shifty eyes... I don't know why I did that, but I was afraid if they took my Twinkies and Pixie Stix. We walked and walked and walked, resting by day and walking by night. I felt like a friggin' vampire. But, it was the safest way to travel, seeing how Orcs traveled by night. I talked to everyone, mostly my favorite characters from the books and movies, which were Strider, Pippin, Gandalf, and of course, Mr. Prince Legolas. He was HOT. Nothing like in the movie, I thought to myself. He was even better.
Right now, Merry and Pippin where sword-fighting with Boromir, Aragorn watching. Gandalf and Gimli where talking, Sam and Frodo where watching Merry and Pippin while eating, and Legolas was looking into the sky. I was listening to music on my Walkman and singing out loud with my eyes closed. Well, shouting-singing... you know what that is.
"DON'T STAY, FORGET OUR MEMORIES, FORGET OUR POSSIBILITIES, WHAT YOU WERE CHANGING ME INTO... (I shouted extra loud for this part) JUST GIVE ME MYSELF BACK AND DON'T STA-"
I felt someone pick me up and put their hands on my mouth. Where I was being dragged off to, I did not know. But, I did what I knew best. I elbowed the person and they blocked me, still keeping me from screaming. I turned around and I saw Legolas on top of me, smiling. Then I saw the birds. Dur! How could I be so dumb? I totally forgot about the birds. Stupid spies. If it wasn't for them maybe Gandalf wouldn't have died... but he did come back as a more powerful Istar(wizard), so maybe it was for the better. I put my Walkman back into my bag and got out of hiding.
"Spies of Saruman!" Gandalf spit. "The passage south is being watched. We must take the pass of Caradhras." I almost shit my pants. Again. I was wearing a fucking miniskirt! And to top it off, I have never seen snow in my whole entire life. I looked at Legolas, who was looking at me intently. I made this face as if to say, "I'm screwed". He must've understood because the next minute I had a cloak and was wearing pants over my skirt. I looked stupid, but hell, I prefer that over freezing my arse off. Do you? Yeah, that's what I thought... okay, back to the story... I looked in my bag and I realized I had my sweater.
"Fuck yeah!" I yelled, receiving disapproving glares. I blushed and looked down. This was going to be hard, acting like a lady...
A/N: Ya like? I know, I know... *bows* I try my best! *gets a tears in her eye* Ok... enough! I'm getting all sentimental here!
Disclaimer: THEY DONT BELONG TO ME! 'Cept I belong to me, yeah, I belong to me.
Middle Earth and Evil Birds
I woke up to the sounds of men's voices.
"How did she get here, Gandalf?" When I heard Gandalf I completely sat up, frantically searching for him.
"She's woken up!" another voice said, but I couldn't find where it came from. Everything was in a blur.
"Where the fuck am I...?" I said, rubbing my forehead.
"Middle Earth, my Lady. I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn(A/N: I dunno if he would introduce himself like that or not... oh well!)." My eyes widened.
"Strider?! Oh... my... fucking... God!" I squealed, completely freaking out. Then I looked at my surroundings. I saw four hobbits, whom I assumed where Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin, I saw a dwarf, Gimli, I thought, and then I looked at Boromir... I must be in the Fellowship of the Ring. Then I saw Gandalf, and lastly, I saw Legolas Greenleaf, Prince of Mirkwood. Mirkwood. Middle Earth. The men, well, not all of them where men, but you know what I mean, widened their eyes when I cursed. I apologized and got up.
"What is your name?" said Gandalf.
"Naury." I replied, thinking if I should say something else. "Where am I?"
"We have just set out from Rivendell."
"You're going to destroy the One Ring, Gandalf?" My eyes looked over at Frodo, who was looking at me strangely.
"How do you know...?" I gulped, seeing how I seemed like a spy of Saruman.
"I'm not a spy of Saruman, if you are thinking that." Gandalf looked at me in confusion, as did the rest of the Fellowship.
"Where are you from?" asked Boromir.
"Miami, Florida, United States of America, North America, Earth."
"I've never heard of such a place." snorted Boromir, him swearing he knew it all just because he was a dude. Gandalf looked at me as if he knew what I was talking about.
"Well then, we cannot leave you here, and Rivendell is too far off for you to wander alone. You shall join us, if you like." said Gandalf. It felt as if all my wishes had come true in just two minutes.
"HELL.... YES! Oh my gosh, I would LOVE to come! Diola lle!(thank you)" All of them raised a brow.
"Lle quena i'lambe tel' Eldalie?(do you speak elvish?)" asked Legolas. I nodded.
"Well, not a lot. But enough to hold a five minute conversation." I got up and felt my back feel sort of naked. My bag was missing. "Where's my bag?"
"This?" Pippin said, holding my bag. I nodded and took it.
"I have important stuff in there..." I said through shifty eyes... I don't know why I did that, but I was afraid if they took my Twinkies and Pixie Stix. We walked and walked and walked, resting by day and walking by night. I felt like a friggin' vampire. But, it was the safest way to travel, seeing how Orcs traveled by night. I talked to everyone, mostly my favorite characters from the books and movies, which were Strider, Pippin, Gandalf, and of course, Mr. Prince Legolas. He was HOT. Nothing like in the movie, I thought to myself. He was even better.
Right now, Merry and Pippin where sword-fighting with Boromir, Aragorn watching. Gandalf and Gimli where talking, Sam and Frodo where watching Merry and Pippin while eating, and Legolas was looking into the sky. I was listening to music on my Walkman and singing out loud with my eyes closed. Well, shouting-singing... you know what that is.
"DON'T STAY, FORGET OUR MEMORIES, FORGET OUR POSSIBILITIES, WHAT YOU WERE CHANGING ME INTO... (I shouted extra loud for this part) JUST GIVE ME MYSELF BACK AND DON'T STA-"
I felt someone pick me up and put their hands on my mouth. Where I was being dragged off to, I did not know. But, I did what I knew best. I elbowed the person and they blocked me, still keeping me from screaming. I turned around and I saw Legolas on top of me, smiling. Then I saw the birds. Dur! How could I be so dumb? I totally forgot about the birds. Stupid spies. If it wasn't for them maybe Gandalf wouldn't have died... but he did come back as a more powerful Istar(wizard), so maybe it was for the better. I put my Walkman back into my bag and got out of hiding.
"Spies of Saruman!" Gandalf spit. "The passage south is being watched. We must take the pass of Caradhras." I almost shit my pants. Again. I was wearing a fucking miniskirt! And to top it off, I have never seen snow in my whole entire life. I looked at Legolas, who was looking at me intently. I made this face as if to say, "I'm screwed". He must've understood because the next minute I had a cloak and was wearing pants over my skirt. I looked stupid, but hell, I prefer that over freezing my arse off. Do you? Yeah, that's what I thought... okay, back to the story... I looked in my bag and I realized I had my sweater.
"Fuck yeah!" I yelled, receiving disapproving glares. I blushed and looked down. This was going to be hard, acting like a lady...
A/N: Ya like? I know, I know... *bows* I try my best! *gets a tears in her eye* Ok... enough! I'm getting all sentimental here!
