A/N: OH MY GAWD!!! EEK! I LOVE YOU GUYS! Thankies ALOT to everyone who reviewed! Oh my gosh... *skips in a field of flowers*

Disclaimer: Do we got to do this everyday? We've been through this... the only character I own is me, because Tolkien didn't want to put me in his books... so yeah, I own me! Beat that! Mwahahahha!

o0o0o Twinkies and Moria

"The walls of Moria," Gimli whispered. I knew we were going to take a long time here, waiting for Gandalf to find out the password, which I knew was Mellon, but I didn't want to change anything. I spent what seemed like ages with Legolas.

"So, Lady Naury, are you to be married?" I blushed and he smiled. I couldn't believe that this hot guy just asked me that. I was going to melt. But I didn't.

"No, I don't actually, Legolas. In my world, people fall in and out of love far too quickly. There aren't Elves there. There's nothing like this." I looked at my surroundings. "What about you? Are you married yet?"

"No. I haven't found anyone, but I have all the time in the world to worry about such things... have you ever fallen in love?" he asked. I blushed a deeper red.

"No... no one would ever love me," I looked down and sighed. He lifted my face up by my chin and looked at me square in the eye. I was going to die!

"Do not believe that. Everyone has the chance to love and have it returned. Unfortunately for me, that is not the case." He stared deeper into my eyes and smiled.

"There are ALOT of chicks in my world that would kill to get you in their pants." He gave me a look of shock and I just nodded. "What? Ya think you're not hot? I'm sorry, but if you do, you're VERY much mistaken." I smiled and he smiled back, and I remembered something. Once we get into the mines, dead bodies... I gulped. I don't have a weapon, I thought to myself. All of a sudden, it was getting hot... I took off the pants and cloak that Legolas let me borrow. "Diola lle(thank you)," I muttered and paced around the area that we were sitting on, chewing on a nail. Legolas looked at me curiously.

"What's wrong?" he asked.

"Once we get into the mine-" I stopped herself and quickly said, "I don't have any weapons." He smiled and then Gandalf said "Mellon" and the door opened. I quickly ran into the caves, holding my nose.

"Oh god... ewww" I tried not to puke. Gandalf turned on his little light thingy and I turned on my flashlight. I was going to run away from home, I HAD to bring one.

"Soon Master Elf, you will enjoy the fabled hospitality of the dwarves..." I heard Gimli say, but I sort zoned out as I saw the dead dwarves.

"Aww man... I think I'm going to be sick!" I yelled, as I went into a corner and puked my heart out. I prayed to God that Legolas didn't see that. He didn't he yelled, "Goblins!" and Aragorn, Boromir and himself drew their weapons. I grabbed a sword that was on the floor. Yuck. Orc cooties. But it'll do the job.

"We make for the Gap of Rohan. We should've never come here!" said Boromir. They all ran out except for me, because I knew what was going to happen. As I expected, Frodo was about to be killed by a king size octopus, and through the yelling and sounds of tentacles being sliced off, I started to feel sick again... and terrified. I was all by myself in this... tomb.

"Legolas!" yelled Boromir.

"Into the caves!" yelled Aragorn. The thing tried to force its way in but instead it closed the mines. Gandalf turned on his stone.

"We now have but one choice." said Gandalf gloomily. "We must face the long dark of Moria. Be on your guard. There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world." I held my nose again.

"Oh... god... it stinks..." I muttered. We climbed the stairs and I almost fell like fifty times, all of which I was caught by Legolas. When we got to the top, I saw three passage ways, all identical.

"I have no memory of this place," Gandalf said. I sighed in relief and sat down next to Pippin. He was complaining, making me crack up.

"Are we lost?" Pippin asked.

"No," Merry said.

"I think we are," Pippin said. I stifled a laugh, making Legolas smile.

"Shh," Merry said, "Gandalf's thinking." Pippin stayed quiet for about two seconds.

"Merry?" He started again. Merry, starting to get annoyed, replied.

"What?" he said.

"I'm hungry," Pippin said*. I giggled and smiled at Pippin.

"So am I," I told him, putting my hand on his shoulder. I reached inside my bag and took out a Twinkie. I took it out of the wrapper and split it in half. I gave Pippin one half and kept the other to myself. He looked at it strangely. "Go ahead, eat it!" I stuffed my half into my mouth and started chewing on it, and talked with my mouth full, getting a disapproving looks from Boromir and Legolas. Aragorn chuckled, and Sam and Merry gave me looks of, 'I want too!'. I reached in my bag and got another Twinkie, unwrapped it and split it in half. I gave one to each. They stuffed it in their mouths as I did, chewing it with smiles on their faces. I still was chewing, and I looked over at Aragorn, Legolas, and Boromir. "You guys want some?" I said, opening my mouth and showing them the remnants.

"That's disgusting," Legolas said. I swallowed.

"Oh, please, its all in good fun." I smiled.

"Its that way!" Gandalf said.

A/N: The convo that Merry and Pippin had DID happen in the movie... I had the little letters on the screen because I wanted to see how to spell Caradhras. So yeah... It happened! Don't attack me! I dunno if it happened in the books or not, cuz a LITERALLY skimmed the book. Oh jea, I'm starting a new fic... its somehow like this one but... *evil grin*... four of my friends and I get stuck in Middle-earth.... yeah, its gonna be funny.