A/N: This is the end. The last chapter of Runaway. Thanks to everyone who
reviewed from the beggining, I love you guys lots. I hope you guys liked
the last chapter, and this one has a twist. There will be a sequel, I
promise, so just enjoy this one.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything! LEAVE ME ALONE!
Bye Bye, Boromir and Me!
O0o0o0oh, thank Elvish healing powers... Mwahahahaha! I was already better! Galadriel gave me a purdy sword... o0o0oh, shiny! Okies, so anywho, I was in a boat, with Gimli and Legolas. I would've prefered to have been with Merry and Pippin, since they're way more cooler. Well Legolas was HOT, so I didn't care. But, Gimli was ANNOYING. A-N-N-O-Y-I-N-G! OH MY GAWD! HE TALKED MORE THAN ME!
"Can you... please... SHUT THE FUCK UP!?!" I told Gimli. He opened his mouth in shock. Well, what the fuck was I gonna do? Hear him blab all day? I think not. After some time of silence, I was starting to get bored. "Are we there yet?"
"No." Legolas said.
"How about now?"
"No," he replied.
"Now?"
"No," he said, getting a little annoyed.
"Fine." I turned on my Walkman and put on #11 on Linkin Park's Meteora. I shouted-sang. "TRY TO GIVE YOU WARNING BUT EVERYONE IGNORES ME [TOLD YOU EVERYTHING LOUD AND CLEAR] BUT NOBODY'S LISTENING, CALL TO YOU SO CLEARLY, BUT YOU DON'T-" Legolas threw my Walkman into the water.
"Now you need to hush it."
"OH MY GAWD! THAT SHIT COST LIKE SIXTY DOLLARS! THAT'S WORTH MORE THAN YOU BUDDY! OH MY GAWD! MY LINKIN PARK CD WAS IN THERE!" I smacked him across the face and started to cry. "I GET FUCKING SHOT BY AN ARROW, AND NOW MY WALKMAN IS GONE!" I started to jump up and down on the boat, causing it to tip over. I didn't care. I knew how to swim. "I WANNA GO HOME! NOW! I HATE IT HERE!" I kept screaming and screaming and screaming and screaming and screaming. They were gonna pay. Mwahahaha. When we reached our destination, I ran out of the boat or whatever it was and started kicking everything. Everytime someone tried to sit down, I kicked them. Everytime someone tried to make their little bed, I kicked it. Mwahahaha. Well, my Walkman is gone. What the fuck was I supposed to do?
"Stop it. Now." Aragorn said, grabbing my arm.
"Ow... that hurts!" I said, trying to break free. He kneeled me down in a corner.
"Stay there."
"OH MY GAWD! ITS BEEN LIKE 8 MONTHS SINCE I'VE BEEN PUT IN THE CORNER! (A/N: Yeah, my mom DOES put my in the corner instead of grounding me like normal parents do.... oh well! Mwahaha! The corner has tv next to it!) STRIDER, I FORGIVE LEGOLAS FOR THROWING MY ONLY POSSESION INTO THE RIVER! Now that we got apologies out of the way..." I got up but Aragorn drew his sword. "You wouldn't kill me..." I said, shifting my eyes.
"Or would I?" He asked.
"AHHHH!!!!!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SO MEAN!" I said, running back to the corner(A/N: The little corner that Sam was sleeping in in FotR). I fell asleep.
---------------WHEE!-------------
"Wake up! Draw your sword!" Legolas told me. I drew my sword. Oh shit. Uruk Hai fight scene. OH MY GAWD! AHH! We ran and I saw Strider taking on a couple of Orcs.
"GO STRIDER! KICK THEIR ASSES!" Bad idea. About nine or ten ran over to me. "Uh... hey guys... you wouldn't kill a poor defenseless girl..." I said, trying to look as innocent as I can. One of them growled. "OH SHIT!" I said, and then I ran. They chased after me. "OH MY GAWD... WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO?!" Trees. EVERYWHERE! I ran in a zig zaggy motion and went in circles and jump up and down and them climbed a tree. I lost them! WHEE! I tried to stay as silent as I can. Look, I'm sorry, but these are mother fucking Uruk Hai. THEY'RE HUGE! And, I don't know how to fight. And I am NOT getting hurt again. FUCK NO. I'm doing the smart thing and- oof! I fell down from the tree, and I body slammed like two Uruk Hai guys. "EEK!" I stabbed the both, making three more come towards me.
"Naury!" I heard someone yell from behind me. I turned around and Legolas was there, ready to shoot an Orc. The one that was going to stab me by the back. THAT CREEP! I WAS TAKING ON THREE ALREADY! I stabbed the Uruk Hai dude that was cheating and turned to the three. I sliced one's head off, the other's arm off, and the last one stabbed me in the arm.
"Ow..." I said, trying not to puke. I stabbed the piece of shit and staggered(A/N: hee hee! big word!) my way to the camp. "Fuck..." I said, trying to stop the blood. Then I saw Aragorn. Fighting a huge ass Uruk Hai man dude guy. Off went his arm, then he got stabbed, and off went his head. "Boromir!" I said, trying to run over to a body on the floor. I was having a really hard time, because by the time I got there...
"I would've followed you my brother. My captain. My king." And then he died. A tear fell down my cheek. Now, I didn't like Boromir, but if ya think about it, he died trying to save Merry and Pippin. I looked over at Gimli, whom was crying. But I wasn't looking at him. I was looking behind him. I walked over to him and looked at the tree. I saw my room.
"Oh... my... gosh..." I said, looking at the miserable girl. She winked at me. I made a sign to her to hold up. "Legolas..." He looked at me. I pointed to the tree. He saw my room and opened his mouth. "I'm going back home..." I hugged him. And Gimli. And lastly Aragorn. A tear fell down my cheek. "I'll never forget you guys." Then I walked into the tree. Before I knew it, I was home. I had forgotten my backpack, but what I had brought with me was better. The sword that Galadriel gave to me. I smiled and lied on my bed.
THE END!
A/N: I decided to make me go back home... I KNOW! I SUCK! But, I can't write two stories at once... too stressing. I might make a sequel though. But in the mean time, read from Movies to Falling. I PROMISE, this one is funnier and less dramamier. And, I'll make a FotR, TTT, RofK version... plus, a what happens after we finish the mission... quest... thing.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything! LEAVE ME ALONE!
Bye Bye, Boromir and Me!
O0o0o0oh, thank Elvish healing powers... Mwahahahaha! I was already better! Galadriel gave me a purdy sword... o0o0oh, shiny! Okies, so anywho, I was in a boat, with Gimli and Legolas. I would've prefered to have been with Merry and Pippin, since they're way more cooler. Well Legolas was HOT, so I didn't care. But, Gimli was ANNOYING. A-N-N-O-Y-I-N-G! OH MY GAWD! HE TALKED MORE THAN ME!
"Can you... please... SHUT THE FUCK UP!?!" I told Gimli. He opened his mouth in shock. Well, what the fuck was I gonna do? Hear him blab all day? I think not. After some time of silence, I was starting to get bored. "Are we there yet?"
"No." Legolas said.
"How about now?"
"No," he replied.
"Now?"
"No," he said, getting a little annoyed.
"Fine." I turned on my Walkman and put on #11 on Linkin Park's Meteora. I shouted-sang. "TRY TO GIVE YOU WARNING BUT EVERYONE IGNORES ME [TOLD YOU EVERYTHING LOUD AND CLEAR] BUT NOBODY'S LISTENING, CALL TO YOU SO CLEARLY, BUT YOU DON'T-" Legolas threw my Walkman into the water.
"Now you need to hush it."
"OH MY GAWD! THAT SHIT COST LIKE SIXTY DOLLARS! THAT'S WORTH MORE THAN YOU BUDDY! OH MY GAWD! MY LINKIN PARK CD WAS IN THERE!" I smacked him across the face and started to cry. "I GET FUCKING SHOT BY AN ARROW, AND NOW MY WALKMAN IS GONE!" I started to jump up and down on the boat, causing it to tip over. I didn't care. I knew how to swim. "I WANNA GO HOME! NOW! I HATE IT HERE!" I kept screaming and screaming and screaming and screaming and screaming. They were gonna pay. Mwahahaha. When we reached our destination, I ran out of the boat or whatever it was and started kicking everything. Everytime someone tried to sit down, I kicked them. Everytime someone tried to make their little bed, I kicked it. Mwahahaha. Well, my Walkman is gone. What the fuck was I supposed to do?
"Stop it. Now." Aragorn said, grabbing my arm.
"Ow... that hurts!" I said, trying to break free. He kneeled me down in a corner.
"Stay there."
"OH MY GAWD! ITS BEEN LIKE 8 MONTHS SINCE I'VE BEEN PUT IN THE CORNER! (A/N: Yeah, my mom DOES put my in the corner instead of grounding me like normal parents do.... oh well! Mwahaha! The corner has tv next to it!) STRIDER, I FORGIVE LEGOLAS FOR THROWING MY ONLY POSSESION INTO THE RIVER! Now that we got apologies out of the way..." I got up but Aragorn drew his sword. "You wouldn't kill me..." I said, shifting my eyes.
"Or would I?" He asked.
"AHHHH!!!!!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SO MEAN!" I said, running back to the corner(A/N: The little corner that Sam was sleeping in in FotR). I fell asleep.
---------------WHEE!-------------
"Wake up! Draw your sword!" Legolas told me. I drew my sword. Oh shit. Uruk Hai fight scene. OH MY GAWD! AHH! We ran and I saw Strider taking on a couple of Orcs.
"GO STRIDER! KICK THEIR ASSES!" Bad idea. About nine or ten ran over to me. "Uh... hey guys... you wouldn't kill a poor defenseless girl..." I said, trying to look as innocent as I can. One of them growled. "OH SHIT!" I said, and then I ran. They chased after me. "OH MY GAWD... WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO?!" Trees. EVERYWHERE! I ran in a zig zaggy motion and went in circles and jump up and down and them climbed a tree. I lost them! WHEE! I tried to stay as silent as I can. Look, I'm sorry, but these are mother fucking Uruk Hai. THEY'RE HUGE! And, I don't know how to fight. And I am NOT getting hurt again. FUCK NO. I'm doing the smart thing and- oof! I fell down from the tree, and I body slammed like two Uruk Hai guys. "EEK!" I stabbed the both, making three more come towards me.
"Naury!" I heard someone yell from behind me. I turned around and Legolas was there, ready to shoot an Orc. The one that was going to stab me by the back. THAT CREEP! I WAS TAKING ON THREE ALREADY! I stabbed the Uruk Hai dude that was cheating and turned to the three. I sliced one's head off, the other's arm off, and the last one stabbed me in the arm.
"Ow..." I said, trying not to puke. I stabbed the piece of shit and staggered(A/N: hee hee! big word!) my way to the camp. "Fuck..." I said, trying to stop the blood. Then I saw Aragorn. Fighting a huge ass Uruk Hai man dude guy. Off went his arm, then he got stabbed, and off went his head. "Boromir!" I said, trying to run over to a body on the floor. I was having a really hard time, because by the time I got there...
"I would've followed you my brother. My captain. My king." And then he died. A tear fell down my cheek. Now, I didn't like Boromir, but if ya think about it, he died trying to save Merry and Pippin. I looked over at Gimli, whom was crying. But I wasn't looking at him. I was looking behind him. I walked over to him and looked at the tree. I saw my room.
"Oh... my... gosh..." I said, looking at the miserable girl. She winked at me. I made a sign to her to hold up. "Legolas..." He looked at me. I pointed to the tree. He saw my room and opened his mouth. "I'm going back home..." I hugged him. And Gimli. And lastly Aragorn. A tear fell down my cheek. "I'll never forget you guys." Then I walked into the tree. Before I knew it, I was home. I had forgotten my backpack, but what I had brought with me was better. The sword that Galadriel gave to me. I smiled and lied on my bed.
THE END!
A/N: I decided to make me go back home... I KNOW! I SUCK! But, I can't write two stories at once... too stressing. I might make a sequel though. But in the mean time, read from Movies to Falling. I PROMISE, this one is funnier and less dramamier. And, I'll make a FotR, TTT, RofK version... plus, a what happens after we finish the mission... quest... thing.
