Chapter 5: Survival of the Idiots!
Author's Note: Okay people once again I don't own G Gundam! But should I keep saying this over again?
All the camp prisoners are outside doing push ups on the hot ground. In the hot sun. It's about 102 degrees!
Domon: I can't take it any longer! I am a gundam fighter not a prisoner!
Argo: I think I just broke my back!
Urube: Is that you whining over there snowflake?
Argo: No sir!
Urube: Good!
Chibodee: 1,000, 1001,
George: 5.
Chibodee: 5. Five?
George: Looks like you have to start all over again!
Chibodee: You shit head!
George: Mwahahahahaha!!!!
Domon: Will you guys just be quiet?
Urube: Maggot! Come over here and do one lap around the field!
Domon: Who me?
Urube: (babyish voice) Who me? Yes you!
Domon: But, it's 600 acres of land!
Urube: Well would you look at that! He's smart and dumb at the same time. For that I think you deserve a reward!
Domon: For real?
Urube: Sure! Instead of running one lap you run 10! Now start running maggot!
Domon starts running around the track.
Allenby: How long do you think it will take him to finish?
Urube: Two days maybe.
Chibodee: Domon just fell!
Sai Saici: Good for him!
Chibodee: What do you guys see in Allenby anyway?
Sai Saici: Well I guess it's because she's just pretty?
Allenby walks over behind Sai Saici.
Chibodee: You like that ugly rat? Your weird Sai, very weird!
Allenby: How about next time you look up the word ugly, and under it you'll find Chibodee.
Chibodee: Yes' ma'am!
Urube: Alright people you are dismissed!
Sai Saici: Finally it's time for lunch!
Domon walks over to the lunch room all sweaty and hot. From there everyone stares at him.
Domon: (To Chibodee) I guess they can't stop looking at my good looks?
Chibodee starts to giggle.
Domon: What's so funny Chib?
Chibodee: You've got a squirrel on your head!
Domon: He's my new friend! Since no one around here understands me, I decided to make my own friend.
Chibodee: I understand you Domon.
Domon: Really?
Chibodee: I'm sorry what did you say?
Domon: Nothing.
From Domon's Diary Day 5:
That Urube thought he'd get me didn't he? Well it took me only 4 hours so in his face! He's after me again and I know this as a fact America, I mean diary!
From Argo's Thought's: *Warning* This personal thought might interfere with Argo's thoughts and we will have to take serious action. Thank you for your patience. From the swat team.
One more " you call those push ups?" or "look up ugly in the dictionary" I'm gonna snap! Okay, hang on Argo! You can do this. That blue haired girl thinks she's the boss of me well..
From George's parchment:
Domon said that tomorrow we would plan an escape tomonrrow night but...
From Chibodee's Brick wall:
I don't think he knows what he's talking about! That crazy bum!
From Sai Saici's Journal:
He better be right or else I'll have to settle the scores even with him!
George, Domon, Sai, and Argo: Beware Domon Kashuu!
Domon: Yeah beware me!
Was it short or not? Well it doesn't really matter because I'm typing this from the top of my head! Well review and we can see if Domon will be dead or alive!
Author's Note: Okay people once again I don't own G Gundam! But should I keep saying this over again?
All the camp prisoners are outside doing push ups on the hot ground. In the hot sun. It's about 102 degrees!
Domon: I can't take it any longer! I am a gundam fighter not a prisoner!
Argo: I think I just broke my back!
Urube: Is that you whining over there snowflake?
Argo: No sir!
Urube: Good!
Chibodee: 1,000, 1001,
George: 5.
Chibodee: 5. Five?
George: Looks like you have to start all over again!
Chibodee: You shit head!
George: Mwahahahahaha!!!!
Domon: Will you guys just be quiet?
Urube: Maggot! Come over here and do one lap around the field!
Domon: Who me?
Urube: (babyish voice) Who me? Yes you!
Domon: But, it's 600 acres of land!
Urube: Well would you look at that! He's smart and dumb at the same time. For that I think you deserve a reward!
Domon: For real?
Urube: Sure! Instead of running one lap you run 10! Now start running maggot!
Domon starts running around the track.
Allenby: How long do you think it will take him to finish?
Urube: Two days maybe.
Chibodee: Domon just fell!
Sai Saici: Good for him!
Chibodee: What do you guys see in Allenby anyway?
Sai Saici: Well I guess it's because she's just pretty?
Allenby walks over behind Sai Saici.
Chibodee: You like that ugly rat? Your weird Sai, very weird!
Allenby: How about next time you look up the word ugly, and under it you'll find Chibodee.
Chibodee: Yes' ma'am!
Urube: Alright people you are dismissed!
Sai Saici: Finally it's time for lunch!
Domon walks over to the lunch room all sweaty and hot. From there everyone stares at him.
Domon: (To Chibodee) I guess they can't stop looking at my good looks?
Chibodee starts to giggle.
Domon: What's so funny Chib?
Chibodee: You've got a squirrel on your head!
Domon: He's my new friend! Since no one around here understands me, I decided to make my own friend.
Chibodee: I understand you Domon.
Domon: Really?
Chibodee: I'm sorry what did you say?
Domon: Nothing.
From Domon's Diary Day 5:
That Urube thought he'd get me didn't he? Well it took me only 4 hours so in his face! He's after me again and I know this as a fact America, I mean diary!
From Argo's Thought's: *Warning* This personal thought might interfere with Argo's thoughts and we will have to take serious action. Thank you for your patience. From the swat team.
One more " you call those push ups?" or "look up ugly in the dictionary" I'm gonna snap! Okay, hang on Argo! You can do this. That blue haired girl thinks she's the boss of me well..
From George's parchment:
Domon said that tomorrow we would plan an escape tomonrrow night but...
From Chibodee's Brick wall:
I don't think he knows what he's talking about! That crazy bum!
From Sai Saici's Journal:
He better be right or else I'll have to settle the scores even with him!
George, Domon, Sai, and Argo: Beware Domon Kashuu!
Domon: Yeah beware me!
Was it short or not? Well it doesn't really matter because I'm typing this from the top of my head! Well review and we can see if Domon will be dead or alive!
