Additional disclaimer:I don't own "For The Longest Time." That honor goes to Billy Joel.

There was no door. And Hoggle was nowhere in sight. Of course Hoggle was nowhere in sight. He'd agreed to the King's plan not out of fear, but because he wasn't too fond of LeAnn. He hadn't been since the Bum Bum incident. Sure, he liked Emmy and Koni well enough, but Jareth hadn't told him he was going to kidnap them. Not that it was any of Hoggle's business. He could spray the fairies in a different part of the labyrinth today. But that left Puck, Ade, and Obi in a bit of a fix. How the heck were they supposed to get into the labyrinth, get to the Goblin City, into the castle, and rescue the Trio?

Finally, Obi took out his grappling hook, part of every good Jedi's survival gear, and tossed it up, hooking it on the wall. "There. That should hold," he said, grinning, and started climbing up. "Obi, I am proud to call you my son-in-law," Ade commented, following the Jedi. Puck scrambled up last, pulling the rope up with him, handing the hook back to Obi. "All I can say is, the girls better love us for this," the Fae muttered, scanning the horizon. "Come on. Let's find that damn worm that gives bad directions." "Or, we could just do what it says in the movie and go straight to the right, head straight to the castle," Obi muttered.

"Or, we could do that," Puck conceded. Climbing down, the Triad headed in that direction. "Hey, how about a song to pass the time?" Ade asked. "Sounds good to me," Puck answered. "Anything to keep our sanity in this place," Obi agreed, looking around as they walked. "Just, nothing that His Sockness has ever sung," Ade said. "Or anything that any of his look-alikes have sung," Puck replied. "Agreed," the three men said together. ((A/N-Damn. Tried to get them to do Bowie, but no...*glares at Triad*))

"Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa. For the longest time. Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa. For the longest time," the group sang. "If you said goodbye to me tonight, there would still be music left to write. What else could I do? I'm so inspired by you. That hasn't happened for the longest time.

Once I thought my innocense was gone. Now I know that happiness goes on. That's where you found me when you put your arms around me. I haven't been there for the longest time.

Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa. For the longest time. Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa. For the longest time.

I'm that voice you're hearing in the hall, and the greatest miracle of all is how I need you, and how you needed me, too. That hasn't happened for the longest time.

Maybe this won't last very long. But you feel so right, and I could be wrong.

Maybe I've been hoping too hard, but I've gone this far, and it's more than I hoped for.

Who knows how much further we'll go on? Maybe I'll be sorry when you're gone.

I'll take mychances. I forgot how nice romance is.

I haven't been there for the longest time.

I had second thoughts at the start. I said to myself, hold on to your heart.

Now I know the woman that you are.

You're wonderful so far.

And it's more than I hoped for.

I don't care what consequence it brings.

I have been a fool for lesser things.

I want you so bad.

I think you ought to know that I intend to hold you for the longest time.

Whoa-oa-oa-oa. for the longest time. Whoa-oa-oa. For the longest time."

By now the Triad was really into it. It wasn't until they finished singing that they noticed something was very wrong. Looking up, the castle looked not closer, but further away. "What the hell?" Ade asked, glancing at his companions. The other two members of the Triad just looked highly confused. What were they supposed to do now?

A/N-Oh no! Poor boys!! Are they EVER going to rescue the girls?
(Obi)Shut up. Just shut up.
(Ade)I agree. This is just plain...wrong...
(Puck)Billy Joel...*shudders*
(Author)Hey, you had the opportunity to do something else. But you couldn't decide on a song yourselves, so...Besides. It's a good group song for a trio of such handsome guys.
(Ade)Flattery will get you nowhere, dear sister-in-law of mine.
(Author)You're the one that asked for this story, Wolf-boy.*disappears, leaving the boys to grumble amongst themselves*