Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! And I never will so don't bother suing me. I do, however own Hikari and Yui.
Innocent Lovers
By Lady Dragon636
Isis felt herself begin to blush under all the stares she was receiving and it wasn't helping that Malik, Yami Malik, Bakura and Hikari were blowing little kissy faces and fluttering their eyelashes and Yugi was taking photos of this, as it was the perfect moment to blackmail them for life. Yugi wasn't paying that much attention and accidentally blinded Yami Malik with a flash from his camera. Hikari, Bakura, Malik and Yami Malik pulled out some very sharp objects and they all began to cackle insanely at the look on Yugi's face. Anzu stared at Seto with her eyes full of malice and hatred whilst muttering.
"He's got no right to call me annoyingly cheerful just because his motional capacity is the size of an earring"
There was a huge scream and Isis whipped around to see Yugi had been tied to a lamppost whilst Malik, Yami Malik and Bakura were decorating him with Anzu's makeup and Hikari was busy using Yugi's camera to take photos of the girlified Yugi.
"Uhhh…m'am? Could you please answer our question? We really have to take him to hospital; he's already passed out from blood loss"
At that Isis heard whoops of joy but when she whipped around to give them the glare of death all she saw was all of them whistling with innocent looks plastered upon their faces. She decided to give them all death glares and in return received four more deadly glares from the four psychos, received a scared look from Yugi, received an indifferent look from Anzu and Yui couldn't even be bothered looking at her. Yugi screamed as Bakura pulled out a very bright red lipstick and began to smear it onto his face whilst Yami Malik was throwing lotion onto his hair and Malik was painting his nose bright pink with nail polish. All of a sudden they heard a rumble and saw a figure flying towards them. Hikari, Bakura, Malik and Yami Malik began shouting unenthusiastically.
"Is it a bird?"
"Nope"
"Is it a plane?"
"Nope"
"Oh dear god…"
All four of them groaned.
"It's Yami! Run for your lives! AAAHHH!!!"
All four of them jumped into the ambulance.
"Uhhh…excuse me? You're not allowed to come with us unless your related to Mr. Kaiba"
The paramedic received multiple threats and flashings of several very sharp objects; he gulped and ran a finger through his short blue hair, his brown eyes filled with bewilderment.
"But I guess I can make an exception today, hop in."
Yami Malik and Malik grabbed Isis by the arms and chucked her into the ambulance with them.
"I'm afraid she can't come…"
He was silenced by a look from Yami Malik.
"To the hospital we go!"
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