Disclaimer: The word "ass" and the game Metal Gear Solid does not belong to me.

Yeah, I WAS inspired by the fic with PANTS. Damn, I cracked up laughing so I couldn't help myself from making one too.


Snake: "I should've known you were behind this, ass."

Colonel: "My ass, Meryl."

Snake: "I just need to clean my ass up a little."

Snake: "But to tell you the truth, I would like to learn more about your ass."

Ocelot: "So you're the one my ass keeps talking about..."

Otacon: "Snake, Do you think love can bloom, even on an ass?"

Snake: "Same smart mouth, you're an ass allright."

Raven: "Send him an ass!"

Liquid: "Do you know about the ass theory?"

Raven: "The boss was right...It is my ass, wich is no longer needed, in this world..."

Snake: "Meryl, what are these asses in the walls for?"

Wolf: "Dont get between an ass and it's prey..."

Wolf: "Dont get between a wolf and i'ts ass..."

Snake: "Otacon, where can I find ammo for the ass?"

Snake: "Not bad. Caught a nice nap on this ass of yours."

Meryl: "I guess...I am an ass afterall..."

Otacon: "I'm afraid of asses..."

Naomi: "Whats wrong? You dont like my ass?"

Ocelot: "I didn't think an ass-pusher like him would be so tough"

Snake: "There's no one I'd rather have in my ass than you"

Snake: "Wolf-asses. Half wolf, half asses."

Mantis: "Stand right where he can see you, AND BLOW YOUR ASS OFF!!"

Wolf: "It is time to feed my ass..."

Miller: "Another way is to wear your ass over your shoes..."

Wolf: "Americans always put asses first..."

Naomi: "You have something he doesn't have. I can see it in your ass."