Disclaimer: The word "ass" and the game Metal Gear Solid does not belong to me.
Yeah, I WAS inspired by the fic with PANTS. Damn, I cracked up laughing so I couldn't help myself from making one too.
Snake: "I should've known you were behind this, ass."
Colonel: "My ass, Meryl."
Snake: "I just need to clean my ass up a little."
Snake: "But to tell you the truth, I would like to learn more about your ass."
Ocelot: "So you're the one my ass keeps talking about..."
Otacon: "Snake, Do you think love can bloom, even on an ass?"
Snake: "Same smart mouth, you're an ass allright."
Raven: "Send him an ass!"
Liquid: "Do you know about the ass theory?"
Raven: "The boss was right...It is my ass, wich is no longer needed, in this world..."
Snake: "Meryl, what are these asses in the walls for?"
Wolf: "Dont get between an ass and it's prey..."
Wolf: "Dont get between a wolf and i'ts ass..."
Snake: "Otacon, where can I find ammo for the ass?"
Snake: "Not bad. Caught a nice nap on this ass of yours."
Meryl: "I guess...I am an ass afterall..."
Otacon: "I'm afraid of asses..."
Naomi: "Whats wrong? You dont like my ass?"
Ocelot: "I didn't think an ass-pusher like him would be so tough"
Snake: "There's no one I'd rather have in my ass than you"
Snake: "Wolf-asses. Half wolf, half asses."
Mantis: "Stand right where he can see you, AND BLOW YOUR ASS OFF!!"
Wolf: "It is time to feed my ass..."
Miller: "Another way is to wear your ass over your shoes..."
Wolf: "Americans always put asses first..."
Naomi: "You have something he doesn't have. I can see it in your ass."
