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Notes: *__________* Malik talking to Yami Malik
_________ Anzu talking to the Spirit Of The Ankh
Insane Duellists
By Lady Dragon 636
Malik smiled cheekily.
"So are you gonna put on any clothes?"
"Huh?"
Anzu looked at herself.
"Yeah I will, after my shower"
Anzu pushed Malik out of the door.
"So wait outside and if I find you take one step in this room, I'm gonna make sure you never have children"
Anzu smiled sweetly and slammed the door in front of the bewildered Malik.
"Damn and here I thought we'd become friends"
Anzu rolled her eyes.
"I doubt friends watch each other when they're showering"
"Well, we can be the first then, can't we?"
"Yeah, sure…"
Malik grinned gleefully.
"…when hell freezes over"
Malik pouted.
"No fair!"
"Too bad, now wait; I'll only be a few minutes"
After her shower Anzu slipped into another pair of low-slung black trousers and her slipknot t-shirt, she applied her make-up and jewellery again. She opened the door and looked at Malik.
"Let's go then"
Malik pointed towards her bed.
"I think you're forgetting something"
Anzu rolled her eyes and turned to her bed to see her duelling deck and her sennen ankh lying there, Anzu blushed and walked to her bed, put on her ankh and slipped her deck into her pocket.
"Okay, let's go now"
"My pleasure, but…"
"But what?"
"What do I get in return for reminding you about your deck and your sennen ankh?"
Anzu gritted her teeth and kissed Malik on each cheek.
"Happy now"
Malik gaped at Anzu, his cheeks burning from where Anzu had kissed him.
"Ecstatic"
Anzu grabbed Malik's hand and, ignoring the burning sensation of where their flesh met, ran silently through the corridor and to Ms.Li's office.
"Hurry up surfer boy!"
"Yeah give me a minute"
Malik pulled out his rod and walked into the office.
"Malik! What are you doing here?"
Malik stared Mrs.Li straight in the eyes.
"Listen to me. I am your master and you shall do as I say, understand?"
Mrs.Li's eyes became glazed.
"I understand master"
Malik grinned.
"You will put down me and Anzu Masaki as sane, do you understand that?"
"Yes master"
Anzu popped her head into the office.
"Malik hurry up!"
Malik gave her a hand signal telling her to wait for a minute.
"Fine"
Anzu paced outside the door waiting for Malik to finish.
"Hurry up and put as sane then!"
Mrs.Li walked to her cabinet and opened it, she pulled out as a sane stamp and stamped it on the covers of their files.
"I have done it master"
"Good"
*Aibou*
*What is it yami?*
*Let me have some fun with her*
*I don't have time!*
*Aibou, I'll only be a minute!*
*Fine*
Anzu looked at Malik.
"What is it?"
"Don't look okay; I'm letting my yami out"
"Why?"
"He wants to have some fun with Mrs.Li"
Anzu looked at disgustedly at Malik.
"That is disgusting; I didn't need to know that!"
Malik rolled his eyes.
"Not that way! He's just gonna kill her"
"Oh…okay then"
Anzu turned her back to the door as Yami Malik took over Malik's body and smiled insanely.
"Bye bye old lady"
Screams of pain and horror could be heard through the whole corridor, instantly alerting the guards. Anzu ran into the room and looked at it.
"Nice colour, can we go now Malik? You're yami's gonna get us caught"
Malik looked at the blood covered room and then at Anzu.
"Let's go"
Anzu nodded and grabbed Mrs.Li's keys, she opened the window and looked to see the distance of the ground, she then jumped and landed on her feet, closely followed by Malik. Anzu looked around to see a huge oak tree near one of the walls, quickly she began to climb it, she reached the top and looked at the other side of the wall.
"Malik, we're gonna have to jump"
"That's fine with me!"
"On the count of three. One…two…three!"
Anzu and Malik jumped at the same time over the fence and landed in a heap. Anzu quickly got up ignoring the ringing pain in her head and the wounds on her body; she grabbed Malik by the arms and dragged him into the bushes.
"Malik! Wake up!"
Malik's eyes began to flutter open.
"Malik, are you okay?"
"Yeah I'm fine. Where are we?"
"We're outside the hospital"
"We made it?"
"Not yet. We've gotta get a few miles away from here and then we'll be safe."
Malik looked at Anzu's arm.
"You're hurt"
"I'll be fine, I'm just gonna call on the ankh's power"
Slowly Anzu closed her eyes as she began to glow a soft gold light and her wounds began to heal themselves and the ringing pain in her head had disappeared. Throughout the time Malik had been staring at her, his mouth hanging open.
*She looks like an angel*
*She is something, isn't she aibou?*
*Yeah, I know*
Malik smacked himself.
*Yami, did you just say you LIKE her?*
*I might do, why?*
*But…but you don't like anybody!*
*I've changed?*
*Yeah right*
*She is nice, partially because she's in a mental hospital, it must mean she's insane, right aibou?*
*I guess you're right*
Anzu waved her hand in front of Malik's face.
"Earth to Malik! Malik to Earth!"
Anzu growled as Malik continued staring off into space, so she kicked him very hard in the shins.
"Snap out of it! You dumb surfer boy!"
Malik howled in pain as he felt the pain shoot right through his body.
"What was that for?"
"You ignored me"
Malik looked at Anzu, bewildered.
"You kicked me because I ignored you?!"
"Yeah, that's pretty much it"
*Yami, you WERE right. She is insane!*
*I told you!*
Malik got a mental picture of a super deformed Yami Malik with his arms crossed and his tongue sticking out. Malik sweat dropped.
While this was happening none of them noticed the figure hiding behind a tree and watching their every move, in a flash the figure was standing in front of an unconscious Anzu. Malik's eyes narrowed into slits as he pulled out his rod.
"Show yourself!"
The figure stepped out; it was none other than…
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HA! HA! HA! I'm gonna leave this at a cliffy ^__________^
;_________; how come nobody gave me duellists? Only Magicman/Smokegirl were nice enough to send me a duellist and I love them for that ^0^
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