Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! And I never will so don't bother suing me.
Notes: *_______* Malik to Yami Malik
______ Anzu to The Spirit Of The Ankh
'_______' Talking to themselves
Insane Duellists
By Lady Dragon636
…Rishid. Malik stared at Rishid.
"Rishid, what the hell are you doing here?"
Rishid got on one knee.
"Master Malik, I came here to help you"
Malik raised an eyebrow.
"I don't need help, or do you find me incapable of doing anything?"
Rishid's eyes widened as his pupils contracted in fear.
"No Master Malik! I would never think that!"
Malik and Yami Malik grinned gleefully at the look of fear in Rishid's eyes. Malik walked up to Rishid whom had been shaking was now looking ready to piss his pants.
"Rishid, get up"
Rishid opened one of his eyes to see that Malik's back was to him and that he was picking up Anzu.
"Master Malik, why have you got this girl for?"
Malik rolled his eyes.
"Rishid open your eyes, she holds Osiris"
Rishid's eyes widened.
"She does?!"
"Didn't I just say that?"
"But why do we need her? Could we not just take the card from her and dispose of her?"
"Rishid, are you questioning my motives?"
"No Master Malik!"
"Good, so let's go!"
Malik was now standing behind Rishid holding Anzu carefully in his arms.
*She's so light*
*What did you expect? Her to weigh a tonne?*
*No I guess not Yami*
*So, is she going with us or the hunters?*
*I dunno. Whichever she wants to I guess*
*Some great master you are aibou*
*Why do you say that?*
*You're the master and you're letting her decide. Great just great*
*Fine! She'll go with the hunters*
*Damn! And here I thought I could have some fun with her*
*Sorry but world domination comes first, then Anzu.*
*Hell no! Anyway, can I vent out my frustration yet?*
*Not yet. And you just killed that old lady!*
*So? It's not my fault I get frustrated so easily!*
*Yeah, sure. What a bunch of bullshit.*
*Aibou do not annoy me, I am warning you*
*Fine yami*
*And just to let you know, Anzu's mine!*
*Hell no!*
*I'd rather become sane then let you have someone like her!*
*So become sane already!*
"Master Malik we are here"
Malik cut off his argument with Yami Malik and looked at the sleek black car with Egyptian hieroglyphics all over the hood, he stepped in and laid down Anzu opposite him and stared at her.
~Anzu's Dream~
Anzu looked around her.
"Where the hell am I?"
She walked through a big golden door with weird markings on them, in an instant she was dressed in a tight white silk dress and had a golden crown resting on her head, her ankh was glowing brightly as she looked about to see everyone bowing down before her, her blood red eyes had confusion written in them.
Suddenly there was a flash of gold light and Anzu found herself in front of a young man with cold blue eyes and short brown hair and in his hands he held the sennen rod.
"That's not possible!"
The young man gave Anzu a confused look.
"What's not possible my queen?"
"Malik is the holder of the sennen rod, not you"
The young man laughed harshly.
"Very funny my queen! You know as well as everybody else that I helped forge these items and only I may hold the sennen rod"
The doors burst open and a young woman with long blonde hair and violet eyes ran in and quickly bowed down in front of the young man and Anzu.
"High Priest Seth!"
"What is it?"
"Come quickly! The two men have been caught!"
Seth's eyes widened.
"Excuse my queen"
There was another a flash of bright light and Anzu found herself in a dungeon standing behind Seth, on the wall there were two young men chained to the wall, one had a brilliant head of white hair and chocolaty-brown eyes and the other was…
"…Malik?!"
All the people in the room turned their heads to see Anzu staring in bewilderment.
"Who are you?"
"Hey Bakura! That's the queen!"
"It is?!"
Seth turned around to glare at Anzu.
"My queen, what are you doing here? I thought I told you not to come here!"
Anzu glared at Seth.
"Oh shut it! If I'm the queen I'm allowed to do whatever the hell I like, right?"
Seth had his mouth hanging open as well as Malik and Bakura.
"Wow! Who knew the queen had it in her?"
"Yeah!"
Anzu pushed Seth out of the door.
"Hey Seth, give me a minute!"
Anzu slammed the door shut before Seth could even reply. Anzu looked at Bakura.
"So who are you?"
Bakura glared at her.
"I don't have to answer to the likes of you!"
Anzu grabbed Bakura by his shirt.
"Just answer the damn question! Or I'll cut your throat in two!"
Anzu pulled out a knife as Bakura smirked.
"You don't have the guts woman!"
Anzu's eyes narrowed dangerously as she put the knife right up to Bakura's neck and moved it a bit so a thin red line appeared.
"Wanna bet tomb robber?"
Bakura's eyes widened.
"Wow! You do have the guts! I'm impressed!"
Anzu raised an eyebrow.
"Should I be impressed?"
"You should do! He hardly ever gets impressed"
"Is that so Malik? You manage to get impressed quite easily yourself Malik"
Malik's eyes widened.
"How do you know my name?"
"I just do…so are you gonna tell me the name of your friend here or not?"
"Uh sure, I guess. His name is Bakura"
Bakura glared at Malik.
"Gee thanks Malik"
Malik shrugged.
"Sorry?"
Bakura narrowed his eyes as he stared at Anzu's chest. Anzu glared at him.
"Like what you see?"
Bakura looked at Anzu.
"Which sennen item do you have?"
Anzu blinked innocently and pointed at herself.
"Me? I've got the sennen ankh, why?"
Bakura glared at her.
"So hand it over woman!"
Anzu glared at Bakura.
"I don't think you're in any position to make requests"
There was another flash of bright light and Anzu found herself in the arms of a young man with tri-coloured bangs.
"My dear sweet Anzu. How long I've wanted you"
Anzu gagged.
'That is so corny!'
"That's…sweet"
The man began to remove the straps of her dress.
'Who is this guy?'
She looked around to see a portrait of the man that was with her and underneath the portrait it said Pharaoh Yami.
'So he's called Yami, eh?"
Anzu found herself moaning as Yami began to dig his nails into her arms and draw blood, she found herself in ecstasy as he began to the lick the blood away.
"Y…Yami!"
~End Dream~
Anzu got up panting and stared at Malik.
"Who the hell is Yami?"
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O___O I can't believe I wrote that!
Anyway I hope you liked this chapter ^_^
Heh, so may of you guys thought it was Bakura ^_^;
Well, you were WRONG *cackles evilly*
Sorry I didn't update sooner, I had exams for the whole of last week.
I still need duellists! I've only got three from Magicman/Smokegirl, Tea Fan and one I made up myself! So PLEASE send me your duellists.
Can any of you guys tell me how much locater cards are needed in Battle City to get to the finals?
Oh and another thing, I'm thinking of making this a Yami Malik/Anzu/Malik fic. Should I or shouldn't I? Let me know in your reviews ^_^
Oh and go check out Tea Fan's fic. It's kewl!!!!
