Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! And I never will so don't bother suing me. I DO however own Yui.

Notes: *_____* Malik to Yami Malik

            ____ Anzu to The Spirit Of The Ankh

            '_____' Talking to Themselves

Insane Duellists

By Lady Dragon636

Anzu stared at Rishid and felt herself warming up and looked down to see that Yami Malik had swapped back with Malik and he now was blushing from head to toe.

            "You know that you look like a tomato with a wig Malik?"

            Malik looked at her and glared.

            "Very funny woman, I know I'm attractive and all but can you get off me?"

            "Say please and then I'll consider it"

            "No"

            "Say it"

            "No"

            "Say it!"

            "No!"

            *You two sound like a married couple!*

            *Shut up yami!*

            They both heard a cough and looked up to see Rishid had an impatient look in his eyes and was tapping the roof of the car, waiting for them. Malik and Anzu sweat dropped and quickly jumped out of the car, instantly Anzu jumped back in and began to shiver, Malik looked at her.

            "What's up with you?"

            "It's too damn cold!"

            "No it isn't!"

            "Yes it is and I don't have a top to wear because your yami cut it up!"

            Malik got a mental picture of Yami Malik grinning triumphantly at him.

            "Does it look like I care?"

            "No but I'm taking your top!"

            Before Malik could do anything Anzu slipped on his purple top and jumped out of the car and grabbed Malik's hand, who was still topless, and ran towards Rishid.

            "So baldy, where we going?"

            Rishid's eye twitched.

            "My name is Rishid, not baldy"

            "Don't care now let's go!"

            They walked for a few minutes and stopped in a boat harbour; they walked in and were instantly greeted warmly by all of Malik's Rare Hunters. Malik was suddenly wearing a long purple hooded cloak and Anzu was being pushed past until she gritted her teeth and punched one of them, everyone stopped as they heard a sickening crunch, everyone instantly turned around to see Anzu standing above a Rare Hunter covered in his own blood. Straight away Anzu found herself surrounded by Rare Hunters with their duelling disks with them, Anzu just stood there grinning at them.

            "Bring it on!"

            There was a sudden flash of light and the sky began to darken when suddenly a monster appeared behind her, it was no other than…

            "…Osiris!"

            Anzu pulled out five cards from her deck and looked at the Rare Hunters.

            "Come on you dickheads, duel me!"

            There was another flash of light and Anzu saw Malik was standing face to face with her, their noses touching slightly, before they could stop themselves looking into each others eyes, Malik stared at her lips that was a charcoal black and saw that her lips were slightly parted. Anzu snapped out of this reverie when she saw that Osiris was staring at some of the Rare Hunters very hungrily.

            "Come here my dragon"

            Osiris came to Anzu and wrapped itself around Anzu and all the Rare Hunters stared at her as she kissed Osiris on its head.

            "That's my dragon. I promise that I'll let you feed on innocent people later. Now it's time to go back in your card!"

            Anzu pulled out a blank card and closed her eyes as Osiris was sucked back into the captivity of a card. She then turned around to Malik.

            "So what am I doing here?"

            "I need you to do me a favour"

            "Which would be?"

            "I want you to destroy someone for me"

            "And that would be?"

            "A little kid called Yugi Motou"

            "Let me see what he looks like"

            "No. forget about destroying him for now, what I want you to do is go undercover as a duelling participating with another one of my Rare Hunters in Battle City and I want you to become friends with him"

            "Let me get this straight, you want me to be nice to someone?"

            "Uhh…yeah"

            "Hell no!"

            "Anzu you owe me for getting you out of the hospital"

            "I guess you're right. Fine, I'll do it"

            "Good. Your clothes are in your room"

            "And that would be…"

            "Next to mine"

            "And yours is…"

            "The one with the golden doors"

            "You would have golden doors wouldn't you?"

            "It's not my fault I'm so important"

            "Riiight. Whatever"

            Anzu found her room in a matter of minutes and saw that her door was gold as well and had Osiris carved into it. Anzu walked into the room and saw the clothes laying down on her bed, a scream erupting from her throat as she ran back to Malik. Malik raised an eyebrow as he saw the huffing and puffing Anzu before him.

            "What is it?"

            "What the hell is this?"

            Anzu chucked a pink skirt and a blindingly yellow t-shirt on the floor with words 'Cutie Pie' written on it. Malik stifled a laugh as he saw the death glare was receiving from Anzu promising him a painful death.

            "What's wrong with them?"

            "WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM? THEY'RE BLOODY PINK AND YELLOW! THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH THEM!"

            "That's it?"

            "THAT'S IT? THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY? HOW ABOUT I MAKE YOU WEAR THESE? THEN I'LL SEE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THEM!"

            Malik gulped as he saw the steely glint in Anzu's eyes as she began to approach him.

            "Okay! There's some more clothes in the cupboard, you choose what you're gonna wear!"

            Anzu grinned and went back into the room, a few minutes later Anzu stepped up to Malik wearing a pair of tight black trousers, black leather jacket and a t-shirt with the words 'This is my Fuck You Anti-Social Hate The World Scary Black T-Shirt.' Malik stared at her t-shirt and grinned.

            "Like the t-shirt"

            "Yeah I know, kicks ass, doesn't it"

            "Yeah. Here's your partner. Yui come here!"

            A young girl with mid-length silver hair and icy cold blue eyes, she was wearing the same outfit as Anzu except her t-shirt said 'Once a freak, always a freak.' Anzu raised an eyebrow as she saw Yui bow down before Malik.

            "You called for me Master Malik?"

            "Yes Yui, meet Anzu your new partner"

            Yui turned her head and raised an eyebrow at Anzu.

            "You are the girl that holds Osiris, am I correct?"

            "Yeah I do, why?"

            "Everyone's talking about you; you also killed one of the Rare Hunters"

            Anzu shrugged.

            "I told him to move, the bastard didn't listen so I kicked his ass, simple"

            Yui raised an eyebrow.

            "Quite logical"

            Anzu grinned smugly.

            "I know"

            Malik rolled his eyes.

            "Yui stop feeding Anzu's huge ego"

            Anzu's eyes narrowed dangerously.

            "What did you just say? I'm not the one who has people kissing my ass everywhere I go!"

            "They do it because I'm such a great leader"

            Anzu snorted.

            "Yeah and I'm the tooth fairy"

            Malik suddenly became super deformed.

            "Have you come to take my teeth, miss fairy?"

            A manic grin spread across Anzu's face.

            "No but I'm here to kill you and make you a snack for my dragon!"

            Rishid began to sweat drop as he saw a very super deformed Malik being chased by a crazed Anzu with a very sharp knife in her hand.

            "Oh boy…"

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CUTE!!! SD Malik is just so cute ^0^

Thank you to everybody who sent me their duellists, I have enough so I promise I'll try to use all of them in this fic ^____^