Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! And I never will so don't bother suing me. I do, however, own Yui and my cousin owns Kazuya.

Notes: *______* Malik to Yami Malik

            ______ Anzu to The Spirit Of The Ankh

            '______' Talking to Themselves

Insane Duellists

By Lady Dragon636

"It's nice to meet you Anzu"

            "Uhhh…yeah. Same thing"

            As soon as she said that, a blonde boy pushed Yugi out of the way.

            "I'm Jou"

            Another boy pushed out of the way.

            "Hey. I'm Honda"

            "What happened to your hair?"

            "Nothing, why?"

            "It looks like someone tried to cut hair for the first time in their lives"

            "Hey! My hair is not that bad!"

            "That's what you think!"

            While Anzu and Honda were arguing about his hair, Yugi and Jou introduced themselves to Yui. After a few minutes, Yui coughed to grab Anzu and Honda's attention.

            "Anzu, no offence and all, but we have to get going! Duels to fight and locator cards to win. Not to mention rare cards!"

            "Don't get to happy Yui. We only need to win 5 duels to get to the finals!"

            "You're right, but the sooner we get this done, the quicker we can secure our places in the finals"

            Anzu sighed.

            "I guess you're right"

            "Good. So we'll see you guys later"

            "Ok. Bye Anzu, bye Yui!"

            "Later"

            With their goodbyes said, Anzu and Yui walked out of the shop, smiles plastered onto their faces, as soon as they got to their vehicles the smiles immediately dropped.

            "I think I'm gonna die!"

            Anzu raised an eyebrow and began to massage her cheeks.

            "Die? Don't exaggerate! But, man, my cheeks are killing me!"

            Anzu jumped onto her motorbike and waved at Yui.

            "I'll see you later Yui"

            "Bye"

            Anzu sped off in her motorbike and as she was speeding past everybody, she pulled out her phone and dialled Malik's number.

            "Hello?"

            "Hey Malik"

            "What's up Anzu?"

            "I just need you to answer a few questions for me"

            "I'll try"

            "Ok. First of all, why does Seto Kaiba look like that High Priest Seth and why does Yugi Motou look like a carbon copy of Yami, except for the fact that he's shorter?"

            "You've met them?!"

            "Seen. Actually, I've met Yugi and his two friends Jou and Honda, but I've seen Seto Kaiba's face. Now answer the damn question!"

            "Ok. Well you see Kaiba and Yugi are the reincarnation of the High Priest and the Pharaoh"

            "Ok. Now tell me why I saw Yami yesterday then!"

            "Oh yeah"

            "What do you mean by 'oh yeah'?"

            "Well you see, Yami lives in the Sennen puzzle and he sometimes takes over Yugi's body, but he mostly does it when Yugi's about to duel. The Pharaoh was The King of Games in Ancient Egypt you know"

            "Thanks. I'll see you later"

            "Yeah, bye"

            Malik sighed as Anzu hung up.

            *What is it aibou?"

            *Yami, I miss her so much!*

            *Haven't we already discussed this?*

            *I know we have but I can't help myself. I think I've fallen in love!"

            *Oh, Satan help me. Aibou, you'll see her in a few days, so stop whining! Seriously, you're beginning to sound like a woman!*

            *I'll try to stop Yami. And I do NOT sound like a woman!*

            *Believe whatever you want to believe, aibou, I'm just telling you the truth*

            Malik snorted.

            *Yami, you never tell the truth. Hell, I doubt you would even if the most important person in the world to you was going to die and the only way to save them was to tell the truth!*

            Yami Malik instantly cut off the link but not without sending Malik a mental image of him doing a rude gesture to Malik. Malik sweat dropped. Anzu stopped at a place full of duellists.

            'Guess I can duel here'

            Anzu stepped off her bike and found herself surrounded by a mob of love-sick teenage boys.

            "Hey, will you sign my card?"

            "Hey babe, what about your phone number?"

            Anzu pushed her way out of the crowd but stopped when a boy with short green hair and brown eyes stood in front of her with a cocky grin plastered onto his face.

            "How about, if I win you go on a date with me?"

            Anzu smirked.

            "Fine, but what if I win?"

            The boy laughed.

            "You won't babe so no need to worry? And my name is Kazuya, babe"

            He flashed a blinding grin at Anzu.

            "Whatever, let's just duel before I puke all over you"

            "Sure babe, whatever you say and on our date do you think you could wear something green?"

            Anzu's eye twitched.

            "LET'S DUEL! And you can start you annoying fool!"

            "Fine babe. I summon Blackland Fire Dragon in attack mode!"

            Anzu raised an eyebrow.

            "That's it? You must be kidding me! Well whatever, I summon Dark Elf in attack mode and I also place one card face down. Now my Dark Elf attack his Blackland Fire Dragon!"

            In a flash Kazuya's Blackland Fire Dragon had been defeated and his life points had been lowered to 3500. Kazuya grinned at Anzu.

            "No worries babe. I'll get back onto this duel. I summon Mystical Elf in attack mode and then I play Sword & Shield Combination to swap our monster's attack and defence points! Now my Mystical Elf attack her Dark Elf!"

            Dark Elf was instantly destroyed and Anzu's life points had been lowered to 2800.

            "I'll win this duel in no time babe!"

            "We'll see who beats who"

            Anzu drew a card and grinned.

            "Right first I'll play Raigeki to get rid of your Mystical Elf and then I'll summon Cyber Harpy in attack mode! Cyber Harpy attack his life points directly!"
            "Cyber Harpy attacked Kazuya causing his life points to be lowered to 1700. Kazuya frowned and then drew a card from his deck; it was the Protector Of The Throne.

            "I play this card in defence mode and I also play Gift Of The Mystical Elf to raise my life points by 300!"

            Kazuya's life points increased to 2000. Anzu drew another card and grinned.

            "I play one card face down in defence mode, I will them place one card face down and then I'll equip my Cyber Harpy with Elegant Egotist to make the Harpie Lady Sisters! Harpie Lady Sisters, attack his face down card!"

            In a swipe of their claws the Protector Of The Throne was destroyed.

            "I summon Giant Rat in attack mode and then I'll equip it with Gaia Power to raise its attack power by 500. So my Giant Rat's power is now 1900!"

            "I believe you forgot to mention the fact that your Giant Rat also looses 400 of its defence points, so its defence is only a measly 1050"

            "That doesn't matter! Giant Rat attack her face down card!"

            Anzu grinned.

            "I don't think so! Activate Mirror Force!"

            Giant Rat's attack was deflected and was instantly destroyed.

            "It's time to finish this duel! I sacrifice my Lady Of Faith to summon the Summoned Skull in attack mode! Harpie Lady Sisters and Summoned Skull, attack his life points directly!"

            They did and altogether they managed to make 4450 damage to his life points, instantly wiping it out.

            "Seems I won this duel Kazuya and I have chosen my prize"

            Kazuya looked up weakly at Anzu.

            "What would that be?"

            Anzu smirked wickedly.

            "Your soul!"

            In a flash Anzu's Black Luster Soldier appeared right next to her.

            "Say bye bye!"

            There was a horrific scream and then total silence, then Anzu bent down next to Kazuya's body and took his locator card and his rarest card which just so happened to be Giant Rat, Anzu raised an eyebrow.

            "What a weak and pathetic card! But I guess a card is a card"

            And with that, Anzu walked past the lifeless body and ignored the looks she was receiving from passers by as she stepped out of the Shadow Realm back into Battle City.

            "That fool probably didn't realize that we'd been duelling in the Shadow Realm"

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I have an announcement to all the people who have sent me duellists, what I need you to do now is to send me a mock duel with your characters deck.

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