Disclaimer: I own nothing. Not a damned thing. Definitely not the twins, and not any of the other less important characters like Neo. Nothing. Don't sue I'm broke!

WARNING: Expect humour, character bashing, implied slash, rife bad language and above all RANDOMNESS! Oh, and I mean no offence to anyone no matter what I say! I promise!

Another WARNING: If ya really love Trinity, stay away…well away. She's the only character I truly like bashing *smiles sweetly*

A/N: Really huge huggles to Kat, this was a team (one!) effort. And I still can't get over her acting it out at lunch! I hope you find this as hilarious as we did, and if you're American don't worry, it'll all become clear. If not don't blame me. Quite a lot of the jokes have to be credited to Kat's random outbursts, so there ya go dear! Also, WB means Warner Brothers.

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Punishment

(Neo, Trinity, Morpheus, Link, Twin One (Neil), Twin Two (Adrian *sigh*), The Merovingian, Persephone, Niobe, Agent Smith, The Oracle and Captain Lock are sat in the Warner Brother's studio. All look suitably miffed.)

WB dude: After the untimely death, *glares at twins who look at the ceiling in feigned innocence* of our give-away-things-about-Revolutions-anywhere sniper, we have decided to punish you ALL in the absence of real evidence against those 'twin things' *glares again, you can see he's having a hard day right?*.

(Everyone looks at the twins with cold stares, who just shrug in return)

Merovingian: Vhaaat iz zis? We get puneeshed for what zese…servants…did?

(The twins turn in unison to look at the Merovingian, who backs down)

Twin two: *coughs* Penis *cough*

Merovingian: Vhaat waz zat?

Twin Two: I said nowt. *looks around innocently*

WB dude: *sigh* Yes, yes you do have to be punished. So in accordance with the rules you all have to… *flicks through papers* O_O Play rounders? Ummm…?

Neo: *in a deep monotone that sounds like he swallowed gravel* What the hell is rounders? Does it hurt?

(Everyone looks totally confused 'cept the twins who are hysterical with laughter)

Twin one: Yeah, it kills!

Twin two: There's these huge balls-

Twin one: With spikes!

Twin two: And a bat the size of… ENGLAND!

(Neo swiftly turns pale and clings to Trinity's arm like a girl)

WB dude: There's no mention of spiky balls and huge bats here…

Twin two: *to One* Not on there, there isn't…. *evil twin laugh*

WB dude: Apparently it's a ball game. Four bases, a ball and bats.

Neo: Like baseball then? *relieved, he lets go of Trinity who's hand has gone pale from lack of blood*

(Meanwhile, the twins pale (if possible) and stare at Neo)

Twin two: Like…like…?!

Twin one: S'ok , calm down Two, calm. *pats him nervously on back*

Twin two: *explodes, standing up and glaring* IT'S NOT FRIGGING BASEBALL!! It's an entirely different concept!

Neo: o_o;;;; *breaks out in a sweat at seeing the mad glint behind Two's shades*

Twin two: Firstly, none of this dropping the bat like it's poisonous! Secondly, you don't wear any of this bloody body armor like you're a three year old, it's a ball for Christ's sake! And thirdly…it's British!! *sits down exhausted*

Neo: *cries*

WB dude: *comes out from behind his lectern looking very scared, he hadn't realised how tall the buggers were* ….Ermm, I have the rules written down here…

Twin two: In English? *glares at Neo*

WB dude: Yes, yes in English. Ahem, *clears throat* for all you non-British people, i.e those that are inferior to the world and who should bow down to- uh… wait a minute! Who wrote this crap at the top of my page?!

Twin two: *whistles*

WB dude: . *rubs temples, this was not in his job description nor does he get paid enough* In a game of rounders there are four base players, a bowler, a backstop and the rest are deep fielders. The other team bats. If a batter successfully hits the ball his-

Trinity: Or her.

Twin one: What?! I didn't know there were girls here! I mean come on, Oracle is waaay past the menopause and already growing a moustache, Niobe is a…Niobe is a...is a... um, she doesn't count 'cos I don't know what the hell she is, and as for you, Miss. Lard arse…

Twin two: *puts on fake deep voice* Manly woman!

Trinity: *glares and stamps her foot, screeching* NEO! Aren't you going to say anything?!!

Neo: Well… honey, you are kind of…

WB dude: ANYWAY! As I was saying, the aim is for the batter to hit the ball and then to run around the outside of the bases. If he hits the ball and completes the lap of the bases he gets a rounder.

Morpheus: Like a home run?

WB dude: Ye- um, no. *catches the look on Two's face* Not at all like a home run but exactly like a rounder. As in a round of the playing area. A rounder. If the batter only gets to second base he gets half a rounder. If he doesn't hit the ball but gets all the way around he also gets half a rounder. If he hits it behind him he can only run to first base. If the bowler has the ball inside their marked box a batter cannot run, a batter can be out if a fielder catches the ball before it bounces or if the fielder stumps a base before the batter reaches it. Two no balls equal half a rounder as does an obstruction of a running batter by a fielder. There ya have it folks. R-O-U-N-D-E-R-S. Do ya'll get it? *takes a deep breath*

Neo: Actually-

WB dude: *eye twitches* Good! That's it out onto the pitch!! *scuttles out of room muttering wife, kill me, goddamn twins, crazy, coffee*

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A/N:- Whatever ya want here, Shoa bobs ^_^

I thought I'd leave that on it's cute. Thanks kat! Anyways the actual game will ensue shortly…