WARNING: Same stuff still applies, swearing included ect. Still sorry to anyone who at any time feels offence.
A/N: Again thanks to Kat. That's it really, oh, don't own Lurpack, lol. And btw, Thornhill High can't play rounders for the life in them!! COME ON CASTLE HALL!! And thanks sooo much to all my reviewers!! Love ya all!
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Team Two… Later, walking out onto the pitch…
(The twins are the only ones who have changed; they are wearing silver t-shirts and shorts (drools), and are still wearing their shades. Their t-shirts say One and Two, for those weird people like Neo who can't tell them apart)
Neo: *looks around the pitch* See, I told you! It looks like baseball!
Twin one: *grabs his sibling's hands as he lunges for Neo* CALM!
Twin two: *hisses* It's…not…friggin'…BASEBALL!! Lemme at him, the pinafore wearing girl!!
Twin one: *in a patronizing tone* We've spoken about this before, haven't we Two? No losing your rag, it's just a game-
Twin two: That we're gonna win!
Twin one: Damn right we are…
Another random WB dude: Okay! Right! Teams people! Teams!!
Twin one: *glances at Two* Awww shit, a group leader. *mimics* Teams people! I don't do teams, there's only one team! Team ONE!! That's us by the way.
Twin two: I'd kinda guessed ^_^
(Anyways, the team leader dude puts them all into teams, much to the dismay of our dear twins)
Random WB dude: Okay team one are… Twin one, Twin two, Mero, can I call you that?
Mero: No.
RWB Dude: Thanks, so that's One, Two, Mero, Persephone, Smith, and…um, *looks at clipboard* Oracle!!
Oracle: o_O
Mero: *pouts and curses in French, a.k.a wipes his arse with silk*
RWB Dude: On team two we have Neo, Trinity, Morpheus, Link, Lock and Niobe!!
(All of a sudden and from out of nowhere in particular, loud screams are heard. Everyone looks in the direction of the distance where it looks like a stampede of running things is heading towards them, trampling the nice grass in their wake)
Neo: *gulps* Fan girls… They're gonna eat me!! *screams and clings to Trinity*
(A horde of black clad, screaming girls do indeed run towards the pitch, but as it turns out though, they are running from… not to. Funnily enough.)
Twin one: Woooooweeee!
Twin two: Lookit that! o_o!
(The few, select and elite cosplaying twin fan club are chasing the Neo fangirls with what look suspiciously like kitchen knives or, if failing that, anything remotely resembling a switchblade)
Twin two: YES!
Twin one: We rule! XD!
(The twin fangirls are momentarily distracted as their idols speak to them! However, in true 'twinliness', they merely nod their wig/tea towel clad heads and giggle manically, herding the Neo fans into a corner)
Trinity: S'ok Neo, they're subdued! You can let go now… *her eyes wander to her head, where Neo's hands are firmly stuck/placed*
Neo: Can't…my hands are stuck! O_O
Trinity: What do you mean they're stuck?! *writhes about, trying to pull Neo's hands off*
Neo: What the hell is this?!
Trinity: *in a desperate voice* It's…it's…it's a hair restraining product I bought the other day! From a company called Lurpack!
(Everybody gathers around and help pull Neo off)
Morpheus: Looks like lard to me o_O
Niobe: Ugh, and me.
Twin one: Smells like Sunday morning bacon butties.
Twin two: That's cos' it probably is! *dies laughing* Lurpack is a food product, you retarded bitch! *starts singing about Trinity having lard on her hair, when he is silenced by RWB dude's clipboard*
Oracle: Now you see, I knew that was going to happen! Next-
All: Shaddap!
Oracle: See.
All: QUIET!
Oracle: -_-
RWB Dude, who is surprisingly indestructible: Okay, people! Okay! Lets play!
Niobe: He needs to calm down…
RWB Dude: Woo! Team One are fielding first! I seem to have an inability to speak without exclamation marks!
All: ~.~
RWB Dude: What?! Anyway! Lets play!
Twin one: HUZZAH! *pounces on Twin two, who squeals and piggybacks him over to the far bases*
Smith: o_O How amusing...
Neo: *watches as the fielding team make their way over to the fielding posts* So, we're... batting first?
Niobe: Half wit...
Morpheus: It would appear so... We undoubtedly chose to take the red pill and subject ourselves willingly to this game without a fight... The inevitable is happening...
Link: *smacks Morpheus with a bat* SHADDAP! Let's play!
Morpheus: ~.~ Owwie...
Link: I said shaddap!! OI!! *shakes the bat at his team* GET LINED UP AT THE BATTING BOX NOW!!
All team two: O_O *scarper to box*
Link: ^_^ That's better! *skips happily behind them*
~*Meanwhile....*~
Twin two: So, if you miss the ball, don't run for it, let Mero or his half arsed bitch get it yeah?
Twin one: *rubs hands* Got it. I'll go base one, you on two?
Twin two: Would you expect anything else? ^_^
Twin one: Of course not ^_^
RWB Dude: *in a really camp voice* Fellaaaaaaaaas! It's time to play! Quit chatting and start fieeeeeeeeelding! YEAH! ^^;; 40 good balls an innings!
Twins: o_O *shrug and get to their bases*
(Mero puts himself at base 3, Persephone at 4, Oracle at backstop and Smith as bowler. Quite a combination, eh?)
Link: *has put himself in charge of his team and is commandeering them all with his bat* NEO! Since you're a fat, girly weirdo, you can bat first.
Neo: o_o I don't know what to do!
Link: *thwack*
Neo: Oww... x_x
Link: We're you not listening?! You hit the bastard ball then RUN! RUN!!
Neo: Oh...okay ^_^
All: O_O;;;
Link: Just get up there! *threatens Neo with bat*
Neo: YESSIR! *scrambles to the batter's box and stares at Smith*
Smith: *grins and cracks neck* Misssssster Anderson… *throws the ball at an amazing speed*
Neo: O_O!! *ducks*
Oracle: *falls backwards* ...Ugh... I foresaw that...
Twin two: FOUL! Neo threw the ball at our backstop!
Twin one: Half a rounder to us!
Neo: WHAT?!
RWB Dude: In actual fact, that should be half a round to their team for attempting to perform GBH with the ball and-! *Twin two cracks his knuckles and points to him* Ah... actually, never mind.
Twin two: ^_^
Neo: I'm lost! *looks around* Can I try that again?
Smith: But of coursssse, Misssster Anderson, mwahaha! *laughs manically* Where's the ball gone?
Oracle: *pulls herself to her feet, revealing a black eye* I have it... *throws it to Smith, who catches it nicely*
Smith: *basically lobs the ball straight away at Neo*
Neo: EEEEEK! *blindly swings his bat*
Oracle: I got it! *catches the ball and throws it to Twin one*
Twin one: *catches it fantastically and grins*
Link: NEO!! RUN YOU BLIND WOMAN!! RUUUUUUUN!
Neo: Wha...? OH! *legs it to first*
Twin one: *stumps him out before he even gets there* HAHAHAHAHA!
Twin two: HA! LOOOOOOOOSER! *does L sign on his forehead*
Link: GODDAMNIT!!
Persephone: *suddenly screams*
Mero: Mon Dieu!! What ees ze matter my darleeng? *rushes to her aid*
Perseph: Nossing ^_^ Just vanted to zee your reaction.
Mero: o_O
Twins: *snicker*
RWB dude: Okay, folks! Neo can still bat but he can't score any rounders, okay?!
Neo: *mumbling* Damn bastard twins…
Twin one: What did you say?!
Neo: I hope we wins!!
Twin one: Yeah right…
Link: Get back here, YOUR IMBELICLIC ONENESS!
(Neo glares and walks slowly to the back of the batters line, noticing that his darling Terriniteee is up next. She takes her place and gets ready to bat like a pro)
Smith: Hehehe. *lobs the ball at her head, hitting target*
Trinity: OW!! That was on PURPOSE!! *stamps foot*
Link: RUUUN!!! IT WAS A BALL YOU SHINY, PLASTIC CONDOM!! RUN!!
(Trinity does an outraged 'whatever' face and runs, meanwhile, Oracle is humming to herself, oblivious to the fact of what is going on)
Twin one: COME ON!! GET THE BALL!!
Twin two: ORACLE, GET THE BALL!!
(Trinity eventually makes it all the way around, scoring a rounder and looking pleased with herself, all the while, Oracle is still stood there humming)
Neo: HOME RU- *twins glare* I mean, ROUNDER!!!
Mero: ORACLE?! Vhat zee hell are you doing?! We are losing to thees imbeceels! Vhy?!
Oracle: I foresaw that I chose to not catch the ball, which I have known since I was created because I am the Oracle and thus must enforce that pre-choice…
All: SHADDAP!!
Oracle: *chortles* That too I- *is struck by a ball, thus enforcing her to shut up*
Link: *growls* Morpheus, get up there and give them HELL!!
Morpheus: I'm the captain Link, I should give the ord-
Link: ~.~ *grits teeth and glares, brandishing his bat*
Morpheus: Okay, okay! I'm going! *takes his place in the batter's box*
Link: Good boy. *nods head*
(Smith grins, glares and eventually throws a good ball. Morpheus, however, hits it and the ball goes whizzing over to Persephone at 3rd and gets lodged in her cleavage)
Persephone: *outraged* What ees zis?!! MOLESTATION!!! I VANT HIM OUT!! Zis ees my own personal space!! *fishes the ball out of bra and lobs it at Smith, but it's too late, Morpheus already has a rounder*
Mero: I told you not to wear zat reediculous dress! It ees like a baboons behind!
Perspehone: *screeches and attempts to attack Mero with her claw like nails*
RWB dude: *did I mention this guy has a cheesy American voice?* Hey! Guys! That's enough! Back to the game!
Persephone: *growls and wanders back to her base*
Link: *throws his arms in the air* YES! WE GOT A ROUNDER, A ROUNDER!!!
Rest of team one: ~.~
Link: What? At least I'm playing! C'mon ya girly pansies!! PUT YOUR BACKS INTO IT!! WE'RE GONNA WIN!!
(Lock is up next, who for the sake of amusement is left-handed. He nervously trots up the so called 'batter's box of death' and awaits)
Smith: Alrighty then… *throws ball*
Lock: AIIIYAAA! *hits it towards Twin one*
Twin one: He he he…*phases, and the ball passes straight through him hitting the base before Lock even gets there* OUT AT FIRST!!
Lock: WHAT?! He cheated! He didn't stump the base!
Twin one: Hey! No discrimination against the morphing functionality challenged!
Lock: Whaaa….?
Twins: *take this opportunity to glare meaningfully at the RWB dude*
RWB dude: Hehe ^^;; Out at first!
Twins: Mwhaha!
(Niobe stands up next at the batter's box and watches Smith intently)
Smith: Take this ya weirdo o_O *chucks ball*
Niobe: YEEK! *hits the ball over by Persephone*
Link: *jumps about madly* RUUUUNNN!!
Twins, Mero and Smith: PERSEPHONE! GET THE BALL!
(Persephone, however, just stands at her base and picks at her immaculate fingernails)
Persephone: Humph, Mero ees the one who likes ball gamez. Make heem get it. Tell heem it ees blonde and bosomed! *pouts*
Twin one: Ummm… okay. MY GOD!! A blonde haired, long legged, impossibly unbalanced female! *points to the rolling ball*
Mero: Vhere?! Where ees she?! Mon Cheri!! *runs like a chicken towards the ball, picks it up and kisses it*
All: Ewww…
RWB dude: Alright, bring on a new ball, we don't want freak germs all over us!
PUT IT AWAY MERO!! THIS IS A KID'S GAME!!
Mero: Mon Dieu… *tosses the ball guiltily aside and returns to his base*
RWB dude: Okay, so far guys team two are winning!
Team one: *evil plotting whispers*
Twin Fangirls: *hiss*
Twins: ^__^!!
~*As the first innings draws to a close, team two have 16 rounders and five balls left, not between them unless someone was very lopsided, but as in the game. Balls in the innings. That's the one…*~
(Neo walks up to the batter's box with both hands firmly on his bat. He keeps scoring rounders 'cos he does his superman flying thing around the bases. He is now thoroughly pleased with himself)
Twin one: TAKE YOUR OTHER LARD COVERED HAND OFF THAT BAT!!
Twin two: Stupid yank, its ONE hand on the bat! Ya know the number one! As in you! One brain cell, one ball, one hand!!
Niobe: Can they say that? They're provoking our batter!
RWB dude: *watches the twins smile and point to the assembled fangirls* Yeah. Sure they can say whatever they want. I mean, who can say no to two guys with an army of knife wielding delinquents?
Twin two: That's better ^_^
Smith: Alright… lemme throw this goddamned ball! *lobs ball*
Neo: Hehehe, I AM GOD!! *hits ball and begins to do his superman thing, flying towards first at an alarming speed*
Twin one: *quickly nods to Twin two*
Twin two: *nods back*
Twin one: *picks up his base and swings it at Neo as he flies past* AIIIYAA!!! *THWACK!*
Twin two: YARGH! *hits Neo with his own base as he tumbles through the air towards him* *THWACK!*
Neo: O_O! *crashes into Persephone at third knocking them both over*
Persephone: EEK! RAPE!!
Neo: Oww… o_o
Trinity: STOP HUMPING THAT BREASTIFIED CAMEL AND GET UP!!
Mero: Haha! The reason why you are out eez…*stumps base* I have zee ball!! Hohohoho! *laughs triumphantly*
Twins: *snicker*
Neo: Really? Oww…
Persephone: GET UP!! I do not apprezeeate zeese contact!! You are heavee!!
(Eventually with a few groans and bone cracks, Neo crawls to the back of the queue and Trinity walks up to the batter's box again)
Twin one: Ewww… Are you melting? ~.~
Trinity: Er…no?
Twin two: You look like it.
Trinity: I'm not!!
Twins: We think you are…
Trinity: ALRIGHT!! I buy cheap PVC! And it's WARM!!
Twin two: I'm meelllltinggg! *does a melting witch impression*
All: *chortle*
Trinity: Can we get on with this? I really am very warm! *sweat trickles down her face*
Smith: *slowly throws ball* Hehehe.
Trinity: -_- *hits the bastard*
~*Later… and the last ball has been thrown*~
RWB dude: Alrighty then! That's 18 rounders to beat team one!! Let's break for half time!
Trinity: Phew…unzip me Neo!!
Twins: O_O
Neo: Um…here?
Trinity: I'm gonna die… *collapses from heat exhaustion*
(Whilst Neo takes Trinity to be…'unzipped', everyone else begins to walk to the nearest shade)
RWB dude: Hey, guys! I have your water bottles! *lobs sports cap water bottles at the players*
Twins: ^_^ WOOT!!!
All: o_O
Twins: WOOT WOOT WOOT!! *bounce underneath a big tree and sit down*
All: Ok-ay…
(As the others walk off to find more shade, the twins start something which makes them turn round…)
Twin one: *squeezes bottle at his sibling* SQUIRT! Hehehe.
Twin two: O_O! *watches water dribble down shades* …You penis!! *squirts One back*
Twin one: *squeals like a girl and takes the top off his bottle, dousing Two in water*
Twin two: Right, that's it! *does the same and stands up screeching 'One's wet One's wet! The horny bastard!'*
Twin one: *turns around and yanks one of Two's dreds*
Twin two: OW! *yanks back*
Twin one: BITCH!
Twin two: SLAPPER!
Twin one: SLUT
Twin two: ….PROSTITUTE!!
(The twins begin chasing each other around the playing field, quite amusingly, followed by the fangirls)
RWB dude: *calls* Hey watch out you two! If ya don't find some shade you might…TAN!
Twins: O_O *dash for cover*
RWB dude: Hehehehe.
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A/N: Ahh, so whaddya think? I loved all your scrummy reviews last time and will make a point of replying to them in future! Next chapter up soon…hopefully…maybe. I have exams so don't worry, I've not gone. Feel free to email me! It's on my profile.
