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A/N: Thanks for all the reviews! I'm loving them. Keep reading. And huggles to Kat for the editing and late night posting! Okay, now reader reviews:

Silent Whispers: Okay I admit, despite what the gorgeous twins say, the game is a teensy bit like baseball. Don't worry 'bout the rules, just enjoy!!

Curlyro: I don't mind Neo really, he's just such an easy target! Lol ^_^!

Andel: I always aim to change, hehe. Good to have some pure British supporters!

Hyperactive Hamster of doom, Hellfighter, Kyrilla, Shadowcat832 and Aiyh-Sa: Thanks for the reviews, and GO THE TWINS!

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Interlude with a monkey

(As the day is rolling on, the sun is still shining and the game running fierce. Well, it will be once team one start batting but that's not the point really… Ahem, anyway. It's a little over five minutes before the break finishes and team one are actually due to bat. Let's see what they're up to, eh?)

Twin one: Hmmm… *surveys the competition* We're gonna win this no problem…

Twin two: *looks up from drawing pictures in the soil of Neo in a dress* Indeed we are, my dear brother. Push overs they are, push overs!

Twin one: Hehehe.

Twin two: Hehehe.

Twin one: *glares* Hehehehehehehehehe!

Twin two: *grits teeth* HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

Mero: Argh! Pleese stop theese infernal racket, if you vill? *stamps and screams*

Persephone: Oh please, you imbeceel, it's ees you zat is makeeng all these racket!

(But before, an argument can engage, the annoyingly so RWB Dude steps back onto the premises… Looking a lot happier then he usually should be. Cue scariness)

RWB Dude: Okay, Peeeeeople! I'm back! ^_^ *wipes mouth*

All: O_O!

RWB Dude: Whhhhat? So I'm not allowed to have fun anymore? Lighten up! *grins* So come on! Let's plaaaaaaaaay!

Niobe: I'm scared…

Link: Cool, whatever. LET'S KICK TEAM ONE'S ASS!

Twins: *stare scandalized*

Twin one: Yeah right, you wish you could.

Twin two: *makes an 'L' sign on his forehead at Link* Nuh-uh, we gonna kick your arse, bitch!

RWB Dude: Fellaaaaaaas! Stop fighting now, let's get on that pitch!

Neo: Woah, wait a second, where's Trinity?

Twin two: Thought you'd… unzipped her?

Twin one: Maybe she's vanished… She's been zipped too far! YES!

RWB Dude: Oh my, what a disaster! Now where could she be…?

Oracle: She's in the locker rooms.

Twin two: STILL?!

Twin one: Goddamit, you'd think she was shagging a locker or something.

Neo: o_o B-b-b-but! *bottom lip trembles* But my darling? Where for art thou? *does Romeo bit*

Twin two: *suddenly chokes* O_O! Run for the hills! Man the lifeboats! WHAT in the name of God are THOSE?!

(Everybody turns bemused, to watch Trinity walk onto the pitch. Cue hysterical Twin laughing)

Trinity: They're shorts, alright?! Shorts!

Twins: *fall on floor in hysterics*

Neo: Oh, Honey…

Twin two: Shorts in what world?! HAHA!

Twin one: HAH! She's wearing bloomers!! *tries to steady himself, but collapses again dragging two down with him*

(It does in fact turn out that Trinity is wearing a ridiculously frilly pair of pink bloomers, much to the amusement of many of the Twin fangirls)

Trinity: For God's sake! What is the big deal? They're shorts! They're just feminine-

Persephone: *snorts* Zose would be useful if you fell out a plane!

Twin one: Manly!

Twin two: Woman!

Trinity: *squeals* Neo!! Defend me!

Neo: Um, what happened to your PVC?

Trinity: Well…

Mero: Whaat ees zese!?

(People watch with tears of mirth in their eyes as Mero picks up from behind a bush, a tiny PVC outfit and holds it up)

Neo: *sighs* Sweetie, we talked about this… no role-plays with the action figures…

Oracle: I'm getting something here… yep… beware a red headed man…she washed them.

All: *laugh*

Twins: Reeeetarrrddd!!

Trinity: *grits teeth* Can we play already?!

RWB dude: I think Trinity's right actually, I really think we should play… It might distract them. 

Twin two: *squeals* No! Look! This is too good to miss!

(The twins quite vividly point out points to their fangirls, who have captured a Neo girl and are doing inventive things with twigs)

Twin one: Hehehe!

Twin fangirl: Die die die die die die die! Mwhehehehehehhe! Poke poke poke! *pokes Neo fangirl*

Neo fangirl: O_O! Eeeeeeeeeeeep!

Neo: Ack! I'll save you! *launches himself at the squabble *

RWB dude: *thwacks Neo with clipboard* BACK I SAY! BACK! Um…? o.O

(Everybody frowns and is bewildered suddenly as the sky turns grey and a loud thunderclap is heard)

Niobe: It better not rain!

Twin two: What in the name of Neo's pinafore…?

Neo: Oi!

(Another thunderclap is heard and everybody turns silent as an opening in the dark clouds appears)

Disembodied voice: This is the voice of Umpires everywhere… RWB dude! I know what you did…

RWB dude: …What? OH! No! I'm a good follower! I follow all the commandments! *Grovels*

Disembodied voice: SILENCE! You broke commandment twenty-four! Thou shalt not covet one's arse during half time! GRAGH!

All: O_O!!

Neo: Ewwww…

Twin one: Holy shit on toast… now THAT'S disturbing!

RWB dude: Nooo! It was a lapse- *drifts off* …I couldn't resist it… those peachy, little- OH! Ahem, forgive me oh conveyer of rounders!

Disembodied voice: EW! You dirty, perverted imbecile! There shall be a price! Hmmmm… You are forever more destined to beeeee…! *lightening flash*

All: *shield eyes as the sharp light invades*

Morpheus: ARRRRRRGH! It burns! It burns!

(As the light begins to fade, slowly the players look upon the damage that the Holy One has caused. There is a sudden gasp and soft 'ooo'ing sounds)

Twin two: AWWWWWWWWW!! It's so cute!

Disembodied voice: Cute?! Crap, did I change him into the wrong thing? *looks*

RWB Dude: *in a squeaky voice* ACK! I'm below one foot! What the hell am I?!

Twin one: *tips head to the side* An obviously cute, small, purple monkey! HAH!

Disembodied voice: BUGGER! He was supposed to be an elephant… *shakes head* Oh well… Enjoy the game people!

(As quickly as the sky appeared, it disappears again and everybody turns to stare at the small, purple monkey stood before them)

Morpheus: How random…

Link: Yeah…

Twin two: *pokes monkey* Sweet Jesus, I need to get one of these! It's so cute!

Twin one: Two, dear brother, put the monkey down!

Twin two: NO! *huggles monkey*

RWB dude now SP Monkey: ACK! X_X

Twin two: MINE!

Twin one: *advances on his sibling* Put it down! You don't know what diseases it has!

Twin two: DISEASES?! My monkey has no diseases! ^_^

Twin one: DROP IT I SAY! DROP IT! *grabs SP Monkey's tail and attempts to prise it from his twin*

Twin two: Noooooooooooooooooo!! *hugs monkey tighter*

All: o_O

SP Monkey: YARGH!

(The adorable monkey bites Two's fingers, making him release his furry little arse and scarpers a safe distance away, whilst One holds Two back)

Link: Now THAT was random…

SP Monkey: Random? I'm a friggin' monkey! Oo-oo! .

Twin two: A cute, small, purple monkey! ^_^

Sp Monkey: GRAGH! WHATEVER! Let's just play this goddamned rounders game before I get REALLY angry! *seethes*

All: O_O *scarper*

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A/N: Hehehe, funky monkey ^_^! Review please?