Chapter 2: Greetings

By: MidnightMoon

"OHHHH!! He looks so pretty!!!" Squealed a little girl as she jumped up and down, while the man looked as is he had died, and gone to hell. The man sat on a stool, that was far too small, and looked as if it was gong to break right under him. The man was equip with fake earrings that lingered on his ears, and he also was wearing some bright red lipstick, and he also was holding a teacup. The man was also wearing a large hat, and a dress like thing. "Would you like to have some tea miss pots? (Sorry, I was just watching beauty and the beast!) Inuyasha, your miss Pots." Whispered the little girl, as he sighed, and said ohhhh.

"Why yes I would Penelapy." Said Inuyasha in a woman's voice, as he held his teacup out, and fluttered his eyelashes. This act made the little girl giggle, and she also poured some invisible tea into Inuyasha's teacup. "Thank you! We really need to have tea more often." Said Inuyasha in that girly little voice again, this time he put his hand out, as if he were trying to dry his nails, and it turns out he was.

"Why miss Pots, that hot pink nail polish really does look outstanding on you!" Said the little girl, as Inuyasha was just about to say something, when someone interrupted him.

"Why yes, it does doesn't it?" Said in old woman that had clearly snuck up behind him. 'Dam, how did I not sense her coming?' Inuyasha thought, as turned around, and looked up at her.

"Uhhh. It is not what it looks like, honestly! I was trying to find ,my. uhhh. son, when I thought he might uhhh. be in here." Inuyasha stuttered out, as the old woman's expression changed a little.

"Then why, may I ask, are you dressed up like that?" Questioned the lady, as she fought back the urge to laugh. She then looked at Inuyasha, and he was blushing slightly, when he realized he was dressed like a girl. "Second of all, why would you stay in here?" The woman asked again, as she noticed him think on a reply. "Its ok, but what does this kid look like?" Questioned the woman, a she helped him up.

"HAHAHAHA! Your so funny Kagome!" Inuyasha barely heard it, but did, so immediately ran out of the room.

"SHIPPO! SHIPPO!" Hollered out Inuyasha as he tried to find a reply.

"WHO'S THAT? OHHH, INUYASHA!" Shippo yelled from behind a door, just loud enough for Inuyasha to hear him.

"HA! Found ya, you little brat!" Said Inuyasha as he stared at a beautiful woman behind the little kitsune. "Um. Hi, I'm Inuyasha." He stuttered out, a little above a whisper, as he held his hand out, and quickly withdrew, when he noticed he still had the nail polish on.

"Inuyasha, what is with the weird outfit? Wait, I know! Inuyasha you got drunk again, didn't you! Yeah, by the look of it." Said Shippo, as he shook his head up and down, as if agreeing with himself. Inuyasha quickly got beat red with furry, and was about to yell, when he noticed that he still was wearing the outfit, and he was in the presents of a lady.

"No Shippo, I did not get drunk, and I did not purposely get dressed like this." Said Inuyasha as he held back as much as he could to not yell, when he noticed all of a sudden, the woman say something.

"Ohhhh, it was the daycare kids, wasn't it, yeah must have been." Said Kagome with a huge grin on her face, as Shippo grabbed the hat, and revealed a pair of ears. Now Inuyasha thought as he was about to yell at Shippo, but then a sensation of joy went through him, and he began to purr.

"Ohhhh, how cute!!! You don't mind me petting them do you?" Kagome questioned him, as a small giggle escaped her lips, at the sound of Inuyasha purring.

"Don't sto.. Wait, get away from my ears!" Said Inuyasha as he pulled away from Kagome, as she stared at him, and then gave him a soft smile. "Yo.you don't think my ears are.weird?" Inuyasha questioned Kagome as she shook her head, and answered.

"I think they are SOOOOO cute!" Said Kagome as she looked at Shippo, who wanted attention. "Umm, hi I'm Kagome, and you must be Inuyasha?" Kagome question, and noticed Inuyasha was about say something, when she grabbed her purse, pulled something out, and said something. "Uhhh, Inuyasha the bathroom is over there, if you wanted to get out of the dress, and here is some nail polish remover." Stated Kagome, as she handed him the bottle, and directed the way of the bathroom.

"Thanks."' Inuyasha said as he slowly walked into the bathroom. Inuyasha took a quick glance at the bathroom, and noticed it was pink. Inuyasha noticed a cab nit under the sink and opened it, not knowing what to expect. Inuyasha then looked around it, and saw nothing strange, accept a small little purse that gave him no hint of what was in it. Inuyasha grabbed the bag, opened it, and blushed when he noticed what was in it. Inuyasha then shut it, cause he really did not need to know what was in the bag. Inuyasha then took off the small dress, lucky his old clothes were on under it, and the took the nail polish off. Inuyasha then took of the red lipstick, and the fake earrings. 'Boy at least Shippo is safe. But first off, that girl is H.O.T. hot! I wonder.. Wait, you're just a hanyou, and better yet, a bum! You have no chance, and get all thoughts out of your head.' Thought Inuyasha, as he was about to open the door, when he heard a conversation outside the door.

"Kagome, what do you think of Inuyasha? Shippo questioned, as he looked at her, wanting a real answer. Inuyasha then felt an obligation to hear what she had to say.