A/N: I don't own anything. Except the plot…..and some more…………………………=)
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Floating piece of trash: Tsukasa……………………………..(does ghost like shriek) TSUKASA! WAKE UP!
Tsukasa: I'm awake! (slaps the floating piece of trash unconsciously)
Floating piece of trash: You know what? I'm sick of this? Everyday I wake you up and this is WHAT I GET!? I quit!
Tsukasa: Nooooooooooooooo………………………………..why all the torture. I already miss your rancid reeking of old socks and crusty egg……………..:(
Floating piece of trash: ……………………………………..that was………………uh……………….sweet…………………………yeah……..sure. (looks around nervously)
Tsukasa: I swear I could change!!
Floating piece of trash: Nope, too late. Syonara witch boy.
Tsukasa: (hurries up out of bed, and tried to help) Here! A piece of dung just stood out, let me help you put it back!
Floating piece of trash: No! That's my heart you bastard! (shrivels up and dumps itself on him)
Tsukasa: (turns purple) ack…………..reeking…………dying…………………(shrivels up as well)
Mimiru: This again? Baka! (uses revival potion on him, but nothing happens) Get! up! (starts slapping him around, continuously)
Tsukasa: (is awake but buried under the trash) (struggles) I. Am. Awake!
Mimiru: (continues to slap him for the heck of it) Hey, this is fun. Just like the old days…………………….hm…………….
(Flashback)
(which was exactly hours ago when Mimiru woke him up for the fun of it, so she could have a flashback now)
(But funnier)
Mimiru: (takes his hand)
Tsukasa: (Looks all lovey dovey eyed)
Mimiru: (Starts slapping him with his hand) Why're you hitting yourself? Why're you hitting yourself?
-Giggles obnoxiously-
(Un-Flashingback)
Mimiru: (sigh) fun times………………………….
Tsukasa: (rubbing his cheek with a 7 day old meat from the junk heap) Yeah…..for you maybe……………….
Bear: (pops up from nowhere) (gasp)You found my 7 day old meat! Are you gonna eat that?
Tsukasa: (Gasp) It's bug infested
Bugs: (is doing a square dance on the meat)
Bear: Yeah, well, when you have a son, it gets kinda hard. Eh?
Mimiru: Hmmm…………………(lightbulb)
Bear: (takes the visible lightbulb and turns it off)
Mimiru: You can try slapping Tsukasa. It always takes my stress away. And with him under the now- Unfloating pile of trash, we can slap him all we want, and he won't do a thing. =)
Bear: (starts slapping him hard) Hey this is fun……………………! Hey guys join us!
B.T & Sora & Kurim: (pop up from nowhere and starts slapping him unitedly)
Subara: (pops up after, and joins in)
Tsukasa: (Gasp) You too!?
Subara: I'm sorry, but it's hard being me! I have to sit by my throne, and JUST let those mind slaves, in which I call the knights, take care of me! (whines) It's hard………………..
Tsukasa: But why not on Mimiru?
Subara: She's a girl. Girl power.
Krim: No………………….not girl power. Flower Power. War not Peace.
Bear: Isn't it Peace not War?
Krim: Yeah……………………….but my way sounds like so much more.
Bear: Hm…………yeah, it does have a certain tune to it.
Krim: So let us follow the laws of Flower Power, and engage in "War not Peace".
-throws a stick at Sora-
Krim: I don't like you.
-is knocked by a grumpy boot-
Boot: Why can't we just love? SO much violence?
-boot starts weeping-
Mimiru: Aww………………..there, there. (take out the shoe shiner)
-shines him-
Boot: Looooovvvveeeeee. Ah that's the loving…………….mmm………………..
Mimiru: (backs away, as does everyone else)
Boot: Ha! Ha! Ha! You found you secret identity! I am really- THAT VOICE IN THE SKY, THAT NO ONE KNOWS, OR WHAT IT DOES! For I am—Evil Boot!
-laughs manically-
Boot: (Releases a mix of sweat and body odor)
Mimiru: (sweatdropping) Oh dear lord bessy, with onion rings, and a slab of hamburger meat n the side. Preferably with a side salad. =)
Good Boot: (appears out of nowhere) Evil boot?
Evil Boot: Good Boot?
-reunites into A PAIR of boots-
B.T.: Ah…………………..the Good, and Evil boots have reunited into one pair, and the balance of the world is restored.
Tsukasa: (still under the trash) Only until our next adventure! (laughs, like they do in anime at the end)
-no one laughs-
Tsukasa: Okie maybe not……………………………………..
Mimiru: We were going to help you out from under the trash……………………………….but, eh, nah. Bye, bye!
-everyone logs out-
Tsukasa: Well this just sucks. -_-*
A/N: Whooooooooooaaaaaaaaaah. I don't know if you guys like it. I doubt that you will, or do. This took my exactly, or near half an hour. Fun? Disappointing? Or just plain degrading? If so, dial 1-800- LOSER. If you hear a laugh track in the background (plays laugh track), you have been tricked. Have fun!
-The Authoress.
