Loser Tales….PART 2

A/N: I'm only doing this because I got so much reviews….dang I'm loved…now give me money. Pronto….I'm not lying…gimme. Okay, okay, I'm lying… (0_o) or am I?

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Mimiru: Tsukasa! Where are you?

Tsukasa: Here! WHERE YOU LEFT ME LAST TIME! …..UNDER THE GARBAGE!

Mimiru: Now…I don't remember that……………or do I?

Tsukasa: IT WAS ONLY 2 MINUTES AGO!

Mimiru: What? Moi? I would never do such a thing to youuuuuu.

Tsukasa: Really? You wouldn't?

Mimiru: (looks all enchanted) I would never.  

-winks to the audience-

Mimiru: Never.

Tsukasa: aww……..that's so swee--- THEN WHY AM I STUCK UNDER THE GARBAGE?

Mimiru: Beats me………….or is it…..beats you?

Tsukasa: BEATS YOU! (points at Mimiru, to beat her) BEATS YOU

Mimiru: What? Beats you? (points at Tsukasa)

Tsukasa: Yes, of course, beats me….NO I MEAN BEATS YOU

Mimiru: Beats you?

Tsukasa: NOOOO! I mean------you-------- what-----(sigh) fine, fine….beats me…. -_-

Bear: (pops up from nowhere) Yo!

Mimiru: (shakes head in disappointment) trying so hard to be young…….for shame Bear, for shame……….

Bear: dag yo…….dag……(shakes head in disappointment) For shame Me, for shame………

Mimiru: Okies. Now amscray. Must beat up Tsukasa.

Bear: For shame Tsukasa………for shame…………..

Tsukasa: I didn't do anything!

Bear: (continues to shake head) for shame…….

Mimiru: Now…….we begin……..

-takes his hand adoringly-

Tsukasa: Mimiru?

Mimiru: Tsukasa……….there's some things I best not say……..but this time……..I must, as well as letting the actions speak for themselves………………

Tsukasa: What are you saying Mimiru? (lovey dovey eyed)

Mimiru: Ahem…………..(beings slapping him with his hand) Why're you hitting yourself? Why're you hitting yourself?

Tsukasa: Didn't you do that in chapter 1?

Mimiru: Yes………………………..(sighs) fun times…………

Sora: Yo!

Mimiru: See Bear! Sora can pull that off! Now why can't you?

 

Bear: dag, yo. For shame Me………for shame.

 

Sora: Oo---Tsukasa! Gimme your address! Gimme, gimme, gummi!

 

Tsukasa: Gummi?

 

Sora: Yes…………gummy (Proceeds to lick his blades) See? Gummy.

 

Tsukasa: Oh cool! (pops up from under the garbage and starts licking his blades)

 

Mimiru: Hey! I thought you were stuck under there!

 

Tsukasa: Erm…..um………Yeah……I thought I was….um….stuck under there too. (starts stretching) Well looking here! I'm out……IT'S A MIRACLE! (starts praying at an altar)

 

Mimiru: (looks at the garbage) This is………why! This is Gummy!

-large hole gnawed through the garbage-

 

Mimiru: Gummy? 0_o (starts thwacking Tsukasa)

Sora: (starts knowing a hole in his blades)

Blades: (screams in a Silent Movie sort of way)

Sora: Damn………its in pain now……

-out from nowhere smoke starts to appear-

Voice in the Smoke: Muahahahaaha!

Sora: He stole my evil laugh…………I live for my evil laugh! (starts charging at the Voice)

-bounces back-

Sora: That was odd………

Voice: You can never pierce me! For I am!

-a red cloth is swished aside-

Voice: For I am---- (takes an embarrassingly long time to get ready) Ahem. For I am--- GUMMI MAN!

Mimiru: Oh dear lord! (faints into the gummi garbage, and bounces back, like elastic)

Gummi-Man: HAHA! Now I shall call upon my minions! (does random hand movement) Rise!

-Gummi garbage, and Blade gummi begins to rise, and is animated into Barney, and a sack of Potatoes-

Gummi-Man: ATTAX---hehe………I mean……ATTACK!

Barney Gummy: I wuv you! You wuv me! Something and something makes Herbal Tea, with a great big…………hug. And a kiss from me to you. Won't you say I farted too?

Bear: Oh the humanity! (covers his ears and jumps into a waterfall)

-Bear elevates from the water-

Bear: dag yo……………dag.

-then submerges once again-

Sora- I'm too beautiful to die. Log out! (attempts to log out)

-nothing happens-

Sora: ahem…. Log out! (nothing happens) o_0……(jumps) ACK!

Mimiru: Haha! You can't log out! (tries to log out) Damn……

Tsukasa: Oh! (taps his staff) Oh horah.

Thingy from the staff: (bubbles in an acid way) MMUUUOOOOAAAAAAA. (absorbs the Gummi's army)

Tsukasa: Well that was easy…

Mimiru: 0_0

Tsukasa: I said: Well….that was easy!

Sora: O_O

Tsukasa: What happened?

-Mimiru slides his head in the direction she's looking in-

Thingy from the staff: (grows bigger, and gurgles)

Sora: Well………I'm out! (logs out while the Thingy is not loking)

Tsukasa: Well……what a wimp right, Mimiru?

-looks around for Mimiru, realizing that she logged out long ago-

Tsukasa: Bear?

-see's rings submerging into the waters-

Tsukasa: dag yo….dag.

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A/N: please do not be alarmed. If you are a optimist: Tsukasa and the Thingy from the staff made friends, and the Thingy spit out the Gummi army, and they all became friends. =)

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Mimiru: (logs back on) Tsukasa?

Tsukasa: (now a Chocobo) Oh the pain……

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Annual ranting: I feel so bad, since my last chapter was such a success………I feel like such a crappy writer! (brawls) well, maybe because I am………so on so forth. Oh well, I need a boost of moral, so review. Por favor!