Loser Tales….PART 2
A/N: I'm only doing this because I got so much reviews….dang I'm loved…now give me money. Pronto….I'm not lying…gimme. Okay, okay, I'm lying… (0_o) or am I?
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Mimiru: Tsukasa! Where are you?
Tsukasa: Here! WHERE YOU LEFT ME LAST TIME! …..UNDER THE GARBAGE!
Mimiru: Now…I don't remember that……………or do I?
Tsukasa: IT WAS ONLY 2 MINUTES AGO!
Mimiru: What? Moi? I would never do such a thing to youuuuuu.
Tsukasa: Really? You wouldn't?
Mimiru: (looks all enchanted) I would never.
-winks to the audience-
Mimiru: Never.
Tsukasa: aww……..that's so swee--- THEN WHY AM I STUCK UNDER THE GARBAGE?
Mimiru: Beats me………….or is it…..beats you?
Tsukasa: BEATS YOU! (points at Mimiru, to beat her) BEATS YOU
Mimiru: What? Beats you? (points at Tsukasa)
Tsukasa: Yes, of course, beats me….NO I MEAN BEATS YOU
Mimiru: Beats you?
Tsukasa: NOOOO! I mean------you-------- what-----(sigh) fine, fine….beats me…. -_-
Bear: (pops up from nowhere) Yo!
Mimiru: (shakes head in disappointment) trying so hard to be young…….for shame Bear, for shame……….
Bear: dag yo…….dag……(shakes head in disappointment) For shame Me, for shame………
Mimiru: Okies. Now amscray. Must beat up Tsukasa.
Bear: For shame Tsukasa………for shame…………..
Tsukasa: I didn't do anything!
Bear: (continues to shake head) for shame…….
Mimiru: Now…….we begin……..
-takes his hand adoringly-
Tsukasa: Mimiru?
Mimiru: Tsukasa……….there's some things I best not say……..but this time……..I must, as well as letting the actions speak for themselves………………
Tsukasa: What are you saying Mimiru? (lovey dovey eyed)
Mimiru: Ahem…………..(beings slapping him with his hand) Why're you hitting yourself? Why're you hitting yourself?
Tsukasa: Didn't you do that in chapter 1?
Mimiru: Yes………………………..(sighs) fun times…………
Sora: Yo!
Mimiru: See Bear! Sora can pull that off! Now why can't you?
Bear: dag, yo. For shame Me………for shame.
Sora: Oo---Tsukasa! Gimme your address! Gimme, gimme, gummi!
Tsukasa: Gummi?
Sora: Yes…………gummy (Proceeds to lick his blades) See? Gummy.
Tsukasa: Oh cool! (pops up from under the garbage and starts licking his blades)
Mimiru: Hey! I thought you were stuck under there!
Tsukasa: Erm…..um………Yeah……I thought I was….um….stuck under there too. (starts stretching) Well looking here! I'm out……IT'S A MIRACLE! (starts praying at an altar)
Mimiru: (looks at the garbage) This is………why! This is Gummy!
-large hole gnawed through the garbage-
Mimiru: Gummy? 0_o (starts thwacking Tsukasa)
Sora: (starts knowing a hole in his blades)
Blades: (screams in a Silent Movie sort of way)
Sora: Damn………its in pain now……
-out from nowhere smoke starts to appear-
Voice in the Smoke: Muahahahaaha!
Sora: He stole my evil laugh…………I live for my evil laugh! (starts charging at the Voice)
-bounces back-
Sora: That was odd………
Voice: You can never pierce me! For I am!
-a red cloth is swished aside-
Voice: For I am---- (takes an embarrassingly long time to get ready) Ahem. For I am--- GUMMI MAN!
Mimiru: Oh dear lord! (faints into the gummi garbage, and bounces back, like elastic)
Gummi-Man: HAHA! Now I shall call upon my minions! (does random hand movement) Rise!
-Gummi garbage, and Blade gummi begins to rise, and is animated into Barney, and a sack of Potatoes-
Gummi-Man: ATTAX---hehe………I mean……ATTACK!
Barney Gummy: I wuv you! You wuv me! Something and something makes Herbal Tea, with a great big…………hug. And a kiss from me to you. Won't you say I farted too?
Bear: Oh the humanity! (covers his ears and jumps into a waterfall)
-Bear elevates from the water-
Bear: dag yo……………dag.
-then submerges once again-
Sora- I'm too beautiful to die. Log out! (attempts to log out)
-nothing happens-
Sora: ahem…. Log out! (nothing happens) o_0……(jumps) ACK!
Mimiru: Haha! You can't log out! (tries to log out) Damn……
Tsukasa: Oh! (taps his staff) Oh horah.
Thingy from the staff: (bubbles in an acid way) MMUUUOOOOAAAAAAA. (absorbs the Gummi's army)
Tsukasa: Well that was easy…
Mimiru: 0_0
Tsukasa: I said: Well….that was easy!
Sora: O_O
Tsukasa: What happened?
-Mimiru slides his head in the direction she's looking in-
Thingy from the staff: (grows bigger, and gurgles)
Sora: Well………I'm out! (logs out while the Thingy is not loking)
Tsukasa: Well……what a wimp right, Mimiru?
-looks around for Mimiru, realizing that she logged out long ago-
Tsukasa: Bear?
-see's rings submerging into the waters-
Tsukasa: dag yo….dag.
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A/N: please do not be alarmed. If you are a optimist: Tsukasa and the Thingy from the staff made friends, and the Thingy spit out the Gummi army, and they all became friends. =)
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Mimiru: (logs back on) Tsukasa?
Tsukasa: (now a Chocobo) Oh the pain……
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Annual ranting: I feel so bad, since my last chapter was such a success………I feel like such a crappy writer! (brawls) well, maybe because I am………so on so forth. Oh well, I need a boost of moral, so review. Por favor!
