Author's Note: This fic is inspeared and dedicated to Ramza Lionheart and
his story "Dracula: The Aria of Sorrow", after reading his then heading
over to the Digimon section I put a connection between the Vamdemon and
Castlevania and I figured what the hell.
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Dear Loyal followers.
It is with deep regret that I, Lord Myotis Vamdemon D'Luo, must push back my promise, yet AGAIN, as I'm sence my death coming again.
I'll never understand how the former king of vampires, Count Dracula, can stand doing this every century! Anyhoo, I'm wasting time. In the begining (and tell Succumon to stop moaning... On second thought) I was out to rule the world, but now all I want is to go outside these stinking castle walls without getting staked. There's a whole world I've yet experince, maybe I might start a family.
Since that'll will never happen, I will leave behind some advice to anyone that proceeds after me (why I'll never know). As Oricaldevimon tells me the world will be changed by a greater force then I, well, MORE POWER TO YA'! WIPE OUT THESE IDIOTIC BELMONTS! HAHAHA!
Ahem, on a more serious note, he says there will be four heros that will stand up to the force and three of them are boys. Perfect!
After reviewing the relic texts and a few experinces I found this advice to very helpful to you. You must find a hot leader! These guys are entering thouse "akward" years, I'm so evil.
Oh, one last thing.
Phatomon, stay out of my "stuff". Honestly, I don't think you can handly "extrem prison rioter 4".
Myotis Vamdemon D'Luo.
Vamdemon read over the note he just inked up, not bad but not good. He should give better advice then have the horny teens gawk at some barbie doll hept up on the evil juice, he sets aside the draft and prepares a better one.
In the middle of writing the new letter the stain glass letter shattered everywhere and the child of Jun motomiya and Flamedramon (!), whos name is Soma Motomiya, stood in the center of the room pose to kill the vampire king.
Soma: Die monster, you don't belong in this world!
Vamdemon: (*Rubbing his temples.*) Why I let let myself talked into owning this stupid place? (*Stake self.*)
Soma: HA! HA! HA! Er? what this? A letter to his minions, I think not.
Soma shredded the draft and the letter and headed for the exit, which was unfortunte because for the past few years the Belmont bloodline has been "horizonly challaged", this is why Soma banged his head on the exit. Pity.
Soma: Whao, who am I? Oh, I'm Soku Matsuda! Ha!
_________________________Later______________________
Mummymon and Phantomon wonder into the room, they knowdist Vamdemon's dead body.
Mummymon: Well, I owe you 40,000 yen, two hours, new record.
Phantomon: Well, let's check out the stash! Hey, there's a note!
Mummymon: There was a note, (*picks up tore paper*) maybe I can put this togather.
Phantomon: Huh? (*pops extrem prison rioter 6 into DVD player*) I wasn't listening.
___________________________________ Years later___________________
Takato looked around the inside of the red blob, he and Guilmon had fallen in the pile of slim during the battle above. ADR-01 appears in Juri form.
Takato: JURI! How did you escape the cornel sphere?
Guilmon: Yeah, that's a opopanax in and of itself.
ADR-01 and Takato stared at him while sweatdropping aswell.
Guilmon: It means fearful mystery. (*Rubs a hand on the back of his head.*)
ADR-01 rises a piece of old paper with puppet covered hand, Takako and Guilmon rised a brow at it.
ADR-01: This relic was found during the purge, I was ordered to give to you humans..
Takako: (*Interuptes*) Is that scotch tape? And that word is cut in half, isn't it?
ADR-01: SHUT UP! (*Changes to her trueself.*)
Guilmon was saying something but Takako was to stunned, ADR-01 walks towards Takato.
Takako:..... Do we really need the real Juri? I mean, she's a good replacement after we rewrite her program.
Juri: TAKAKO! HOW COULD YOU!
ADR-01: (*Stunned*) Rewrite.. My.... What?
Takako: Program, didn't you humans can do that?
ADR-01: (*Angery with shacking fist at ADR-00*) YOU TOLD ME THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE! (*Changes back to Juri form and hops into Takato's arms*) Let's go!
With that Takato and ADR-01 ran out of the D-Reaper, Guilmon shrugged and followed and Juri was to stunned for words, insted she emerged with the D-Reaper to wreck monsterous damage. That was untill she slip on a marble left by Suichon, Culumon flow out just as the D-Reaper splatter everywhere.
Juri: Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!
________________________________Ad Break!________________________
The Ani-mates were sitting on the couch watching tv, Galaxia was outside enjoying a smoke as she can be seenn through the window.
Anyouncer: How 'bout some pop corn to go with the movie?
Iron mouse: (*Cracks open a beer*) Go to hell.
Lead crow: (*Looking around for the voice*) Who said that?
Anyouncer: That's the spirit!
With a magic "PONG" a pop corn popper appeared on the counter, no one moved to get it. Out side Galaxia is having trouble with flying jellyfish, she finished them off quickly but some zombies came after her.
Anyouncer: Now you too can have fresh pop corn, just plug in the Spicka proper popper and add the....
No one is getting up, Iron mouse sips her beer. Galaxia is taking on the huge ant empire alone with two rifles a blazing!
Anyouncer:.... GET UP AND USE THE DAMN POPPER!
Lead crow: Evil! Evil! (*Points at popper*) It's EVIL!
Lead crow Grabs the popper and toss it outside where it landed on the ice king, who in turn, landed on the Joker.
Anyouncer: That's it!! I'm going to kill you all! (*Trys to open the door but find it locked, Iron mouse holds up some keys. Starts to cry*) I don't want to go on any more, good bye! (*Hangs self*)
Tin Nyanko: Bye.
_______________________________News Break____________________________
Title: monday morning with Abby Simion.
Abby is sitting before a short round table, across from her is a welsh corgi.
Ein: Remember, take your pills! (*Sees the camera's on*) Crap! (*Runs off stage.*)
Abby: Hello, I'm god. (*holds up sign worship me*).
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Do to technical proplems, this show can not be aired. Ever.
We're sorry here at Kats 7, but Abby Semion is insane (and Dr. Viper is a good dancer). We don't know why we hired her (Dr. Viper is hansom), she might have been cheap (Dr. Viper's good lay!).
Truely sorry. (Dr. Viper is typing this up. Viper. Viper. Viper. Viper. Viper. Viper. Viper.)
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This was suppost to be a stand alone, but I figure turn it into Chapter 2 because of the ending. In the orginal idea there were no Ad breaks, all well.
We love you Ramza!
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Dear Loyal followers.
It is with deep regret that I, Lord Myotis Vamdemon D'Luo, must push back my promise, yet AGAIN, as I'm sence my death coming again.
I'll never understand how the former king of vampires, Count Dracula, can stand doing this every century! Anyhoo, I'm wasting time. In the begining (and tell Succumon to stop moaning... On second thought) I was out to rule the world, but now all I want is to go outside these stinking castle walls without getting staked. There's a whole world I've yet experince, maybe I might start a family.
Since that'll will never happen, I will leave behind some advice to anyone that proceeds after me (why I'll never know). As Oricaldevimon tells me the world will be changed by a greater force then I, well, MORE POWER TO YA'! WIPE OUT THESE IDIOTIC BELMONTS! HAHAHA!
Ahem, on a more serious note, he says there will be four heros that will stand up to the force and three of them are boys. Perfect!
After reviewing the relic texts and a few experinces I found this advice to very helpful to you. You must find a hot leader! These guys are entering thouse "akward" years, I'm so evil.
Oh, one last thing.
Phatomon, stay out of my "stuff". Honestly, I don't think you can handly "extrem prison rioter 4".
Myotis Vamdemon D'Luo.
Vamdemon read over the note he just inked up, not bad but not good. He should give better advice then have the horny teens gawk at some barbie doll hept up on the evil juice, he sets aside the draft and prepares a better one.
In the middle of writing the new letter the stain glass letter shattered everywhere and the child of Jun motomiya and Flamedramon (!), whos name is Soma Motomiya, stood in the center of the room pose to kill the vampire king.
Soma: Die monster, you don't belong in this world!
Vamdemon: (*Rubbing his temples.*) Why I let let myself talked into owning this stupid place? (*Stake self.*)
Soma: HA! HA! HA! Er? what this? A letter to his minions, I think not.
Soma shredded the draft and the letter and headed for the exit, which was unfortunte because for the past few years the Belmont bloodline has been "horizonly challaged", this is why Soma banged his head on the exit. Pity.
Soma: Whao, who am I? Oh, I'm Soku Matsuda! Ha!
_________________________Later______________________
Mummymon and Phantomon wonder into the room, they knowdist Vamdemon's dead body.
Mummymon: Well, I owe you 40,000 yen, two hours, new record.
Phantomon: Well, let's check out the stash! Hey, there's a note!
Mummymon: There was a note, (*picks up tore paper*) maybe I can put this togather.
Phantomon: Huh? (*pops extrem prison rioter 6 into DVD player*) I wasn't listening.
___________________________________ Years later___________________
Takato looked around the inside of the red blob, he and Guilmon had fallen in the pile of slim during the battle above. ADR-01 appears in Juri form.
Takato: JURI! How did you escape the cornel sphere?
Guilmon: Yeah, that's a opopanax in and of itself.
ADR-01 and Takato stared at him while sweatdropping aswell.
Guilmon: It means fearful mystery. (*Rubs a hand on the back of his head.*)
ADR-01 rises a piece of old paper with puppet covered hand, Takako and Guilmon rised a brow at it.
ADR-01: This relic was found during the purge, I was ordered to give to you humans..
Takako: (*Interuptes*) Is that scotch tape? And that word is cut in half, isn't it?
ADR-01: SHUT UP! (*Changes to her trueself.*)
Guilmon was saying something but Takako was to stunned, ADR-01 walks towards Takato.
Takako:..... Do we really need the real Juri? I mean, she's a good replacement after we rewrite her program.
Juri: TAKAKO! HOW COULD YOU!
ADR-01: (*Stunned*) Rewrite.. My.... What?
Takako: Program, didn't you humans can do that?
ADR-01: (*Angery with shacking fist at ADR-00*) YOU TOLD ME THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE! (*Changes back to Juri form and hops into Takato's arms*) Let's go!
With that Takato and ADR-01 ran out of the D-Reaper, Guilmon shrugged and followed and Juri was to stunned for words, insted she emerged with the D-Reaper to wreck monsterous damage. That was untill she slip on a marble left by Suichon, Culumon flow out just as the D-Reaper splatter everywhere.
Juri: Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!
________________________________Ad Break!________________________
The Ani-mates were sitting on the couch watching tv, Galaxia was outside enjoying a smoke as she can be seenn through the window.
Anyouncer: How 'bout some pop corn to go with the movie?
Iron mouse: (*Cracks open a beer*) Go to hell.
Lead crow: (*Looking around for the voice*) Who said that?
Anyouncer: That's the spirit!
With a magic "PONG" a pop corn popper appeared on the counter, no one moved to get it. Out side Galaxia is having trouble with flying jellyfish, she finished them off quickly but some zombies came after her.
Anyouncer: Now you too can have fresh pop corn, just plug in the Spicka proper popper and add the....
No one is getting up, Iron mouse sips her beer. Galaxia is taking on the huge ant empire alone with two rifles a blazing!
Anyouncer:.... GET UP AND USE THE DAMN POPPER!
Lead crow: Evil! Evil! (*Points at popper*) It's EVIL!
Lead crow Grabs the popper and toss it outside where it landed on the ice king, who in turn, landed on the Joker.
Anyouncer: That's it!! I'm going to kill you all! (*Trys to open the door but find it locked, Iron mouse holds up some keys. Starts to cry*) I don't want to go on any more, good bye! (*Hangs self*)
Tin Nyanko: Bye.
_______________________________News Break____________________________
Title: monday morning with Abby Simion.
Abby is sitting before a short round table, across from her is a welsh corgi.
Ein: Remember, take your pills! (*Sees the camera's on*) Crap! (*Runs off stage.*)
Abby: Hello, I'm god. (*holds up sign worship me*).
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Do to technical proplems, this show can not be aired. Ever.
We're sorry here at Kats 7, but Abby Semion is insane (and Dr. Viper is a good dancer). We don't know why we hired her (Dr. Viper is hansom), she might have been cheap (Dr. Viper's good lay!).
Truely sorry. (Dr. Viper is typing this up. Viper. Viper. Viper. Viper. Viper. Viper. Viper.)
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This was suppost to be a stand alone, but I figure turn it into Chapter 2 because of the ending. In the orginal idea there were no Ad breaks, all well.
We love you Ramza!
