"There are certian rules to follow to survive" Natsuko said with his hands
up, the chosen's Digimon were at her house for some reason.
"One. I get all the booze. Two. I recive all liquar. Three. I get drunk and Four. I get laid, you guys got that?" The Digimon looked at each other, then at Natsuko and back to each other. "Munchies?" Wormon asked while tring to keep the odd looking cigarette in his mouth. Natsuko sighed, grabbed Flamedramon and dragged him to the bedrooom.
"Are we going to screw?" Flamedramon asked with stars in his eyes, Natsuko nodded.
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I was a pop culture hack! Chapter three: Pardon me, but scream if you know what I did on elm street last friday the 13th.
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In the small town of Springwoody, a bus/van/thingy pulled up to horror cliche' #563 (haunted holtel).
The first and second group of Chosen kids got out, Hikari streched and looked around the barren lot. Ken was with Daisuke.... Doing things that would get anyone killed in a horror movie in the back of the bus. Taichi was doing the same with Yamato inside the tool shed (how did they find and get in there?). "Internet! Internet! I NEED INTERNET!" Koushiro shouted as he ran around frantically about the bus, running over Sora repeatally, and did it once on perpose for fun. Sora was flat as a pancake. Mimi was tring to hang herself (reasons why in a moment). Jyou was following Koushiro around, why we don't care. Takeru was tring to call home (whos mother was curently getting banged by flamedramon), and offen bothering Iori for quaters. Iori's here for balance. Miyako was inching away from Satoe (Mimi's mom, the reason she's failing suciced attempts) who kept flirting with her. Hikari opens her mouth to say the most inteligent thing ever spoken in a horror film.
"What a fuck-hole, let's get out of here!" Hikari was about to move but Satoe slipped her arms around Hikari's slender waist and said somethings in her ear, "let's stay!" Hikari and Satoe ran inside.
"Oh god, MOTHER!" Norman Ba- I mean Mimi shouted, Miyako sighed and followed. Not without stompping on Sora's body a few times anyway.
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Anouncer: Do you feel ungodly presser?
The sence is of Dan Barrow (based on the Muses designs) getting out runned by jenifer, for an unknown reason Lota appears.
Lota: I always said you can't keep "it up".
Dan: My manhood!
Lota: That's petty theif.
Jenifer:..... No coment.
Anouncer: Now you can relive that stress by taking it out on Death Buster inc. new "Mamoru Punch Doll".
With a *pruck* a large box with mamoru inside appeared.
Mamoru: Help! I can't breath!
Jenifer: How would you know what size it is?
Lota: Geez, I saw it before.
Jenifer: DAN YOU TWO TIMER! (*Runs after Dan*)
Lota: Urge to kill rising. (*Sees "Mamoru Punch Doll", pulls him out of the box.*) Grrr, that slut! Bitch! Man Stealer.
Mamoru: (*Gets beat up*) Oof, ow, help! I'm not a real doll! They didn't have one for the comercal! (*Arm gets tore off.*) MOMMY!
Anoucer: (*Rapping*) Death Bustaas!
Lota: Don't do that.
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Okay, so far. Koushiro manage to stick his tung into a phone jack, he is online. Jyou is just her. Daisuke, Ken, Taichi and Yamato left for moltel rooms. Hikari had Satoe and Mimi. Takeru is nice and drunk. Natsuko was knocked up. Flamedramon is a daddy and Iori was sitting on a hill top with Blackwargreymon.
"That was... Short" Iori said, "yep" Blackwargreymon took a sip of tea. "Where did you get that?" "Plothole."
"Too bad this is the last chapter, on the other hand" Iori said, above them all a metor was falling towards the earth.
The strange thing was it was shaped like steve urkle's head.
"One. I get all the booze. Two. I recive all liquar. Three. I get drunk and Four. I get laid, you guys got that?" The Digimon looked at each other, then at Natsuko and back to each other. "Munchies?" Wormon asked while tring to keep the odd looking cigarette in his mouth. Natsuko sighed, grabbed Flamedramon and dragged him to the bedrooom.
"Are we going to screw?" Flamedramon asked with stars in his eyes, Natsuko nodded.
________________________________________
I was a pop culture hack! Chapter three: Pardon me, but scream if you know what I did on elm street last friday the 13th.
_________________________________________
In the small town of Springwoody, a bus/van/thingy pulled up to horror cliche' #563 (haunted holtel).
The first and second group of Chosen kids got out, Hikari streched and looked around the barren lot. Ken was with Daisuke.... Doing things that would get anyone killed in a horror movie in the back of the bus. Taichi was doing the same with Yamato inside the tool shed (how did they find and get in there?). "Internet! Internet! I NEED INTERNET!" Koushiro shouted as he ran around frantically about the bus, running over Sora repeatally, and did it once on perpose for fun. Sora was flat as a pancake. Mimi was tring to hang herself (reasons why in a moment). Jyou was following Koushiro around, why we don't care. Takeru was tring to call home (whos mother was curently getting banged by flamedramon), and offen bothering Iori for quaters. Iori's here for balance. Miyako was inching away from Satoe (Mimi's mom, the reason she's failing suciced attempts) who kept flirting with her. Hikari opens her mouth to say the most inteligent thing ever spoken in a horror film.
"What a fuck-hole, let's get out of here!" Hikari was about to move but Satoe slipped her arms around Hikari's slender waist and said somethings in her ear, "let's stay!" Hikari and Satoe ran inside.
"Oh god, MOTHER!" Norman Ba- I mean Mimi shouted, Miyako sighed and followed. Not without stompping on Sora's body a few times anyway.
____________________Ad Break________________
Anouncer: Do you feel ungodly presser?
The sence is of Dan Barrow (based on the Muses designs) getting out runned by jenifer, for an unknown reason Lota appears.
Lota: I always said you can't keep "it up".
Dan: My manhood!
Lota: That's petty theif.
Jenifer:..... No coment.
Anouncer: Now you can relive that stress by taking it out on Death Buster inc. new "Mamoru Punch Doll".
With a *pruck* a large box with mamoru inside appeared.
Mamoru: Help! I can't breath!
Jenifer: How would you know what size it is?
Lota: Geez, I saw it before.
Jenifer: DAN YOU TWO TIMER! (*Runs after Dan*)
Lota: Urge to kill rising. (*Sees "Mamoru Punch Doll", pulls him out of the box.*) Grrr, that slut! Bitch! Man Stealer.
Mamoru: (*Gets beat up*) Oof, ow, help! I'm not a real doll! They didn't have one for the comercal! (*Arm gets tore off.*) MOMMY!
Anoucer: (*Rapping*) Death Bustaas!
Lota: Don't do that.
________________________________
Okay, so far. Koushiro manage to stick his tung into a phone jack, he is online. Jyou is just her. Daisuke, Ken, Taichi and Yamato left for moltel rooms. Hikari had Satoe and Mimi. Takeru is nice and drunk. Natsuko was knocked up. Flamedramon is a daddy and Iori was sitting on a hill top with Blackwargreymon.
"That was... Short" Iori said, "yep" Blackwargreymon took a sip of tea. "Where did you get that?" "Plothole."
"Too bad this is the last chapter, on the other hand" Iori said, above them all a metor was falling towards the earth.
The strange thing was it was shaped like steve urkle's head.
