Ann: Hi there! I hope you all like this chapter. It might be kind of
perverted, sorry about that.
Li: Yeah, Ann does have a sick mind, so it doesn't surprise me the least bit.
Ann: I do NOT!
Li: Sure, whatever!
Ann: I seriously don't!
*Ann starts choking Li by pulling on her hood.*
Li: *Gag* *Gag* Stop it! *Cough* *Cough*
Ann: See, Li has asthma, that's why she always coughs.
Li: I do not! *Cough* *Gag* No really, I don't have asthma. *Gag* Let go, Ann!
Ann: Be more polite (in a motherly voice).
Li: PLEASE let go!
*Ann stops pulling on Li's hood.*
Kero: ..........
*Kero sweatdrops, and sighs.*
Ann & Li: Have fun reading.
Ann: Oh, and don't forget to check out our other stories.
Li: No kidding!
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Ch.1:
"Too bad we don't have boyfriends. We're missing out on a lot," Tomoyo said.
"Yeah, I really wish we had boyfriends," Sakura said in a sarcastic tone.
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Chapter 2: The First Half
BRING! BRING! BRING! (A/N: I really don't know how to do a phone sound.)
The phone at the Kinomoto house was ringing. Touya, Sakura's brother, ran downstairs and picked up the phone. (A/N: I'm going to use his Japanese version name in this fic.) "Hello? This is the Kinomoto residents," Touya answered.
"Hello, uh, may I speak with Sakura, please? Tell her this is Eriol on the phone."
"Regarding what subject?" Touya asked protectively.
"Touya, this is Coca's x-boyfriend! When you came to America last summer, I was her boyfriend. (We broke up a few months after you left.)"
"Huh?...Eriol! I haven't heard from you in a long time! So, how are you?"
"Yes, Touya, we haven't talked in a long time. I'm okay. May I please speak to Sakura now?"
"Oh, right! Sorry. Hold on a sec." Touya covered the mouthpiece of the phone. "Sakura! It's for you. It's Eriol."
Sakura picked up the phone in her room and shouted downstairs for her brother to put the phone he was holding down. "Hi, Eriol!"
"Hi, Sakura! I see your brother, Touya, is just as protective as ever."
"Actually, he's even more protective than before! Just this year he dumped his girlfriend and is refusing to date anyone just so he can spy on me more. Kind of hard to believe isn't it?"
Eriol just laughed, "Is that so?"
"So, why did you call? Let me guess, you want to know Tomoyo's phone number so you can ask her out on a date. Am I correct?"
"You know her phone number?"
"Yeah! She's my best friend. Of course I know her phone number!"
"Could you give me her phone number?"
"Okay. It's 625-4791 and the area code is 904." (A/N: I'm just making Tomoyo's phone number up, so it's not a real one. Well it could be real, but I don't know if it's real.)
"Okay, thanks."
"Bye."
"Sayonara."
Sakura hung up the phone, looked up at the ceiling for a few seconds, and then dialed Tomoyo's phone number. But the line was busy so she figured that Eriol was calling her.
'Well, Tomoyo will call me when he asks her out,' Sakura thought to herself.
The phone rang about five seconds later. BRING! Sakura quickly picked up the phone, hoping that Tomoyo was going to tell her that Eriol had just asked her out.
"So now that I've given you some time to think it over, would you like to go out with hot 'n handsome me?" said a voice that most definitely wasn't Tomoyo's. It was Ohjiro. (A/N: This idiot just doesn't give up.)
'Hot 'n handsome my butt!' Sakura thought, but she said, "Sure! I would love to go out with you!"
"Really? I didn't think that you would give in that easily, but I guess I'm even more irresistible than I though I was," he said in vain.
"Sure, I would just love to go out with you," Sakura repeated, "when another soul takes over your insignificant, inhabited-by-an-idiotic-no-good- soul of a body." (A/N: I just got in a fight with my quick-tempered mom, and I felt like writing, or typing, which ever you prefer, something that was kind of mean.)
"You almost gave in that time, and by tomorrow you would have been in my strong muscular arms."
"If you ever hugged me, I would have your arms frozen, then broken off, and then thrown in the fireplace to burn!"
"Don't take all the stress that you got from fighting the urge to love me on the one you truly love."
"Will you just shut up for once?"
"But if I keep going then you'll soon be mine."
"Just shut the hell up! God!"
"Why?"
"Because," a guy's voice said.
"Sakura, how did your voice change," Ohjiro asked.
"That wasn't me, you idiot. It was my brother."
"It was?"
"Yes, it was and is her brother, "Touya said. "And if you ever call again, you'll be sorry."
"Fine," Ohjiro huffed then hung up.
After everyone put his or her phone down, the tune to the Japanese national anthem started. It was Sakura's cell phone; Sakura picked it up. "Hello?"
"Hey, Sakura! It's me, Ohjiro. Does your brother always listen in on your phone conversations? I-."
"How the HELL did you get my cell phone number?"
"I got it from Shelly."
"That stupid blabber-mouth! She tells everyone everything! Wait 'till I get my hands on her, then she'll be sorry!" (No offense to any one who's name is Shelly."
"Uh, yes, can - I mean, WILL you meet me at the park at 8 o' clock P.M. (20:00) tonight?"
"Why the heck would I do that?"
"Because I've got a present there that will make you mine, my paramour." (A/N: Paramour means lover.)
"Don't get all fancy with me, you're gonna make me puke. What makes you think I'll be there? What if I don't even go at all, and leave you there all night waiting for me? I mean, it's not like I like you."
"Of coarse, you like me, that's why you're going to come, 'cause you have a major crush on me."
"Yeah, right! You wish! In your low-life dreams! You didn't answer my other question, so what if I don't show up at 8:oo which is in half an hour."
"Don't worry, you'll fall for me sooner or later."
"Like I would really worry about that!" Sakura spat, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "Oh, would you look at that?"
"What?"
"The batteries in my cell are almost gone, bye, and don't call again!"
'Man, that guy REALLY gets on my nerves! Why can't he just bug off and snap back into reality?'
RING!
Sakura picked up the phone and shouted into the mouthpiece at the top of her lungs in rage and annoyance. "What part of 'don't call again' do you not understand, you nincompoop?!?!?"
"What kind of way is that to greet your best friend?" a voice replied in a hurt mock tone.
"Oh, Tomoyo. Sorry, Ohjiro just called - twice in a row!"
"I see. I would get mad too. Well guess what?"
"What?" Sakura asked in a knowing tone, already knowing the news.
"Eriol asked me out! Can you believe that? I tried calling you two times so far to tell you, on your cell and your home phone, but the line was busy."
"Yeah. It was busy with empty-headed people calling."
"Shame, Sakura. Be nicer!" Tomoyo laughed while trying to say this in a motherly tone.
"Sure, whatever you say. Well, I gotta go, bye." The batteries on her phone were going out for real.
"Bye."
Sakura new that there wasn't anything to watch on the television, and so she went online and listened to her favorite music in the whole wide world while dancing around in her room and singing. (A/N: She is not dancing around looking stupid. She looks professional.)
(This song is "You Set Me Free" by Michelle Branch. It's really a nice
song.)
Can't you see?
There's a feeling that's come over me
Close my eyes
You're the only one that leaves me completely breathless
~ Sakura twirls around, and then jumps up. ~
No need to wonder why
Sometimes a gift like this you can't deny
~ She jumps to the left, then to the right, then backward, and then forward. ~
'Cause I wanted to fly,
so you gave me your wings
And time held its breath so I could see, yeah
And you set me free
~ She slides over her room and does a double back flip. ~
There's a will
There's a way
Sometimes words just can't explain
This is real
I'm afraid
I guess this time there's just no hiding, fighting
You make me restless
~ Then Sakura moves her left shoulder up then her right one. ~
You're in my heart
The only light that shines
there in the dark
~ Next she stays where she is and bends flexibly to both of her sides. ~
'Cause I wanted to fly,
so you gave me your wings
And time held its breath so I could see, yeah
And you set me free
~ Sakura bends backwards then cartwheels forward. ~
When I was alone
You came around
When I was down
You pulled me through
And there's nothing that
I wouldn't do for you
~ She spun around and gets on the floor. ~
'Cause I wanted to fly,
so you gave me your wings
And time held its breath so I could see, yeah
And you set me free
*The song stops.*
Sakura ended her dancing by freezing where she was. She looked at her clock and saw that she had enough time to get to the park. Looking into her mirror, she fixed her hair and put on enough makeup to make her look like someone else. She desperately wanted to know what Ohjiro had planned, she figured that he wouldn't recognize her so she just grabbed a coat from her brother's room. Then started to head out the door.
"Where are you going?" Touya asked stepping in front of the door.
"I'm going to the park," Sakura replied patiently.
"What for?"
"Nothing, just a stroll to stretch my legs," Sakura lied as she shut the door as soon as Touya moved aside and she had stepped out the door. 'Let's just hope that it's nothing,' she thought to herself. 'I feel like a clown, with this much makeup on my face.'
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Ann: Sorry for the boring chappie! Thanks to: for reviewing. It means a lot to me.
Li: Let's go get some sweet rolls to eat, I'm hungry.
Ann: You're just grumpy 'cause I have more words in my story than you have in your story. Haha!
Li: Hmph!
Ann: Let's go get some sweet rolls to eat since you're such a pig.
Kero: Did someone say sweet rolls?!?!?!? Look out, here I come!
*Kero zooms past Ann and Li making them jump out of the way.*
Ann: Hey! Kero! Get back here!
Li: Leave some sweet rolls for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Ann leaves a note on the door. It reads: Don't forget to review! And no flames please. I work hard on my stories (well, not that hard). Thanks for reading this story.
~Ann *
*Li runs back up stairs after Kero.*
Li: Kero! I can't believe you ate all the sweet rolls! I'll get you for that!
*Li pulls out a mallet to hit Kero with. Ann just laughs.*
Ann: Poor Kero! Li, go easy on him.
Li: Huff, huff! But I'm hungry! I'm gonna make him give us some money to buy more food.
Ann: Such a pig!
*Li sticks out her tongue.*
Li: Nyah, nyah.
Li: Yeah, Ann does have a sick mind, so it doesn't surprise me the least bit.
Ann: I do NOT!
Li: Sure, whatever!
Ann: I seriously don't!
*Ann starts choking Li by pulling on her hood.*
Li: *Gag* *Gag* Stop it! *Cough* *Cough*
Ann: See, Li has asthma, that's why she always coughs.
Li: I do not! *Cough* *Gag* No really, I don't have asthma. *Gag* Let go, Ann!
Ann: Be more polite (in a motherly voice).
Li: PLEASE let go!
*Ann stops pulling on Li's hood.*
Kero: ..........
*Kero sweatdrops, and sighs.*
Ann & Li: Have fun reading.
Ann: Oh, and don't forget to check out our other stories.
Li: No kidding!
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Ch.1:
"Too bad we don't have boyfriends. We're missing out on a lot," Tomoyo said.
"Yeah, I really wish we had boyfriends," Sakura said in a sarcastic tone.
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Chapter 2: The First Half
BRING! BRING! BRING! (A/N: I really don't know how to do a phone sound.)
The phone at the Kinomoto house was ringing. Touya, Sakura's brother, ran downstairs and picked up the phone. (A/N: I'm going to use his Japanese version name in this fic.) "Hello? This is the Kinomoto residents," Touya answered.
"Hello, uh, may I speak with Sakura, please? Tell her this is Eriol on the phone."
"Regarding what subject?" Touya asked protectively.
"Touya, this is Coca's x-boyfriend! When you came to America last summer, I was her boyfriend. (We broke up a few months after you left.)"
"Huh?...Eriol! I haven't heard from you in a long time! So, how are you?"
"Yes, Touya, we haven't talked in a long time. I'm okay. May I please speak to Sakura now?"
"Oh, right! Sorry. Hold on a sec." Touya covered the mouthpiece of the phone. "Sakura! It's for you. It's Eriol."
Sakura picked up the phone in her room and shouted downstairs for her brother to put the phone he was holding down. "Hi, Eriol!"
"Hi, Sakura! I see your brother, Touya, is just as protective as ever."
"Actually, he's even more protective than before! Just this year he dumped his girlfriend and is refusing to date anyone just so he can spy on me more. Kind of hard to believe isn't it?"
Eriol just laughed, "Is that so?"
"So, why did you call? Let me guess, you want to know Tomoyo's phone number so you can ask her out on a date. Am I correct?"
"You know her phone number?"
"Yeah! She's my best friend. Of course I know her phone number!"
"Could you give me her phone number?"
"Okay. It's 625-4791 and the area code is 904." (A/N: I'm just making Tomoyo's phone number up, so it's not a real one. Well it could be real, but I don't know if it's real.)
"Okay, thanks."
"Bye."
"Sayonara."
Sakura hung up the phone, looked up at the ceiling for a few seconds, and then dialed Tomoyo's phone number. But the line was busy so she figured that Eriol was calling her.
'Well, Tomoyo will call me when he asks her out,' Sakura thought to herself.
The phone rang about five seconds later. BRING! Sakura quickly picked up the phone, hoping that Tomoyo was going to tell her that Eriol had just asked her out.
"So now that I've given you some time to think it over, would you like to go out with hot 'n handsome me?" said a voice that most definitely wasn't Tomoyo's. It was Ohjiro. (A/N: This idiot just doesn't give up.)
'Hot 'n handsome my butt!' Sakura thought, but she said, "Sure! I would love to go out with you!"
"Really? I didn't think that you would give in that easily, but I guess I'm even more irresistible than I though I was," he said in vain.
"Sure, I would just love to go out with you," Sakura repeated, "when another soul takes over your insignificant, inhabited-by-an-idiotic-no-good- soul of a body." (A/N: I just got in a fight with my quick-tempered mom, and I felt like writing, or typing, which ever you prefer, something that was kind of mean.)
"You almost gave in that time, and by tomorrow you would have been in my strong muscular arms."
"If you ever hugged me, I would have your arms frozen, then broken off, and then thrown in the fireplace to burn!"
"Don't take all the stress that you got from fighting the urge to love me on the one you truly love."
"Will you just shut up for once?"
"But if I keep going then you'll soon be mine."
"Just shut the hell up! God!"
"Why?"
"Because," a guy's voice said.
"Sakura, how did your voice change," Ohjiro asked.
"That wasn't me, you idiot. It was my brother."
"It was?"
"Yes, it was and is her brother, "Touya said. "And if you ever call again, you'll be sorry."
"Fine," Ohjiro huffed then hung up.
After everyone put his or her phone down, the tune to the Japanese national anthem started. It was Sakura's cell phone; Sakura picked it up. "Hello?"
"Hey, Sakura! It's me, Ohjiro. Does your brother always listen in on your phone conversations? I-."
"How the HELL did you get my cell phone number?"
"I got it from Shelly."
"That stupid blabber-mouth! She tells everyone everything! Wait 'till I get my hands on her, then she'll be sorry!" (No offense to any one who's name is Shelly."
"Uh, yes, can - I mean, WILL you meet me at the park at 8 o' clock P.M. (20:00) tonight?"
"Why the heck would I do that?"
"Because I've got a present there that will make you mine, my paramour." (A/N: Paramour means lover.)
"Don't get all fancy with me, you're gonna make me puke. What makes you think I'll be there? What if I don't even go at all, and leave you there all night waiting for me? I mean, it's not like I like you."
"Of coarse, you like me, that's why you're going to come, 'cause you have a major crush on me."
"Yeah, right! You wish! In your low-life dreams! You didn't answer my other question, so what if I don't show up at 8:oo which is in half an hour."
"Don't worry, you'll fall for me sooner or later."
"Like I would really worry about that!" Sakura spat, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "Oh, would you look at that?"
"What?"
"The batteries in my cell are almost gone, bye, and don't call again!"
'Man, that guy REALLY gets on my nerves! Why can't he just bug off and snap back into reality?'
RING!
Sakura picked up the phone and shouted into the mouthpiece at the top of her lungs in rage and annoyance. "What part of 'don't call again' do you not understand, you nincompoop?!?!?"
"What kind of way is that to greet your best friend?" a voice replied in a hurt mock tone.
"Oh, Tomoyo. Sorry, Ohjiro just called - twice in a row!"
"I see. I would get mad too. Well guess what?"
"What?" Sakura asked in a knowing tone, already knowing the news.
"Eriol asked me out! Can you believe that? I tried calling you two times so far to tell you, on your cell and your home phone, but the line was busy."
"Yeah. It was busy with empty-headed people calling."
"Shame, Sakura. Be nicer!" Tomoyo laughed while trying to say this in a motherly tone.
"Sure, whatever you say. Well, I gotta go, bye." The batteries on her phone were going out for real.
"Bye."
Sakura new that there wasn't anything to watch on the television, and so she went online and listened to her favorite music in the whole wide world while dancing around in her room and singing. (A/N: She is not dancing around looking stupid. She looks professional.)
(This song is "You Set Me Free" by Michelle Branch. It's really a nice
song.)
Can't you see?
There's a feeling that's come over me
Close my eyes
You're the only one that leaves me completely breathless
~ Sakura twirls around, and then jumps up. ~
No need to wonder why
Sometimes a gift like this you can't deny
~ She jumps to the left, then to the right, then backward, and then forward. ~
'Cause I wanted to fly,
so you gave me your wings
And time held its breath so I could see, yeah
And you set me free
~ She slides over her room and does a double back flip. ~
There's a will
There's a way
Sometimes words just can't explain
This is real
I'm afraid
I guess this time there's just no hiding, fighting
You make me restless
~ Then Sakura moves her left shoulder up then her right one. ~
You're in my heart
The only light that shines
there in the dark
~ Next she stays where she is and bends flexibly to both of her sides. ~
'Cause I wanted to fly,
so you gave me your wings
And time held its breath so I could see, yeah
And you set me free
~ Sakura bends backwards then cartwheels forward. ~
When I was alone
You came around
When I was down
You pulled me through
And there's nothing that
I wouldn't do for you
~ She spun around and gets on the floor. ~
'Cause I wanted to fly,
so you gave me your wings
And time held its breath so I could see, yeah
And you set me free
*The song stops.*
Sakura ended her dancing by freezing where she was. She looked at her clock and saw that she had enough time to get to the park. Looking into her mirror, she fixed her hair and put on enough makeup to make her look like someone else. She desperately wanted to know what Ohjiro had planned, she figured that he wouldn't recognize her so she just grabbed a coat from her brother's room. Then started to head out the door.
"Where are you going?" Touya asked stepping in front of the door.
"I'm going to the park," Sakura replied patiently.
"What for?"
"Nothing, just a stroll to stretch my legs," Sakura lied as she shut the door as soon as Touya moved aside and she had stepped out the door. 'Let's just hope that it's nothing,' she thought to herself. 'I feel like a clown, with this much makeup on my face.'
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Ann: Sorry for the boring chappie! Thanks to: for reviewing. It means a lot to me.
Li: Let's go get some sweet rolls to eat, I'm hungry.
Ann: You're just grumpy 'cause I have more words in my story than you have in your story. Haha!
Li: Hmph!
Ann: Let's go get some sweet rolls to eat since you're such a pig.
Kero: Did someone say sweet rolls?!?!?!? Look out, here I come!
*Kero zooms past Ann and Li making them jump out of the way.*
Ann: Hey! Kero! Get back here!
Li: Leave some sweet rolls for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Ann leaves a note on the door. It reads: Don't forget to review! And no flames please. I work hard on my stories (well, not that hard). Thanks for reading this story.
~Ann *
*Li runs back up stairs after Kero.*
Li: Kero! I can't believe you ate all the sweet rolls! I'll get you for that!
*Li pulls out a mallet to hit Kero with. Ann just laughs.*
Ann: Poor Kero! Li, go easy on him.
Li: Huff, huff! But I'm hungry! I'm gonna make him give us some money to buy more food.
Ann: Such a pig!
*Li sticks out her tongue.*
Li: Nyah, nyah.
