* * * * * *
Finally, the day came that they were ready to leave. (Which happened to be
5 days late) Hagrid and Olympe were trudging around in big coats. They
walked through a swamp, which turned out to be very unpleasant, because it
happened to be an Everlasting Stench Swamp, so naturally they stunk
throughout the whole trip(the only antidote was unicorn snot-which neither
of them wanted to/had time to deal with.) Next, they came to a flat,
grassy valley, which they thought was pretty nice/safe, until they came
across some cute little fuzzy blue creatures. They were about 2 feet tall,
had pointy ears, black beady eyes, and a long tail. They were called
Wombos.[A/N:dont ask]The wombos seemed very cute and friendly, until night
came, when they would try to suck your blood. They had many other
adventures, until one day
they finally arrived in the mountains to see a baby giant playing with a 50
foot tree as if it were a stick. It was flopping it around like a madman.
"Hey there little feller, we're H..."
Hagrid could not finish his greeting, because let's just say, his head
became acquainted with the tree. He instantly dropped to the ground.
"HAGRID! Hagriiiid! Are you alright? You shouldnt go walking under baby
gi...AAAAAAAAH!"
Olympe had to duck, as the baby giant was now aiming its tree at her and
giggling madly. "Squish..ants!" it was screaming with delight. "You
little..AAAAH!" Screamed Olympe. She began dragging hagrid away as fast as
she could.
[A/N:How could anyone drag Hagrid??]
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A while later, Hagrid awoke to see himself bandaged all over, near a fire
in what appeared to be a makeshift campsite. Olympe was leaning over him,
looking at him lovingly. Wait...LOVINGLY??? Could it be true???
[A/N:OK, we wrote it, but like half of it got lost so I just randomly
rewrote it. I know it's boring so far, but it'll turn out to be a funny
giant romance..]
