Disclaimer: I was walking out in a park one day when I bumped into Yusuke. I tried to tell him that I owned Yu Yu Hakusho, but he got so pissed off at that that he threatened to use his shot gun on me. (That rat bastard).
Well... after a lot of yelling and screaming... and fighting (I gave him a black eye :). I had to grudgingly admit that I do NOT own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of its characters. But I did get a lawyer and we are trying to fight those damn copyright laws.
Summary: Read and find out ;)
Oh, and -Review... please... if you do it... the next chapter will come up faster. I'll give free oreos to my reviewers.
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A half-hour later, Yusuke stood by Kuwabara's window. Rubbing the sleep from his eyes, he threw Botan an angry glance.
"Well, go ahead," the girl urged him forward, "He's not going to wake himself up."
"Why don't you do it?" Yusuke asked sullenly.
"Well," Botan nervously chuckled, "Who knows if he's decent?"
"What?" The boy shouted, "I'm not going in there if he's naked!"
"Go, Yusuke," the Spirit Guide's voice grew low and dangerous. Her arms were crossed over her chest, telling Yusuke that she wouldn't budge. "We don't have time to waste."
"Fine," with a reluctant sigh, the boy walked closer to the window and peeked into the dark room. He could see nothing but shadow. "I can't believe the things I do for my job," Yusuke muttered to himself as he opened the window and slipped cautiously inside. Botan kept her head half inside the room but did not go any farther.
"Hey Kuwabara," Yusuke called softly. There was no response except for the grumbling of the sleeping boy. "Wake up, Kuwabara." With this, Yusuke could hear rustling of sheets, but nothing else. "HEY KUWABARA, GET UP!" The Spirit Detective shouted, patience gone.
"WHAT?" The other boy shot up out of bed and was on his feet in seconds. "Wh-who's there?"
"It's me, dumb ass."
"Urameshi?" Kuwabara asked as he turned on a light. To Yusuke's relief, he wore pants. "What do you want?"
"We've got a mission," Yusuke explained quickly. "Get dressed, we have places to be."
"Places to be? At 4 AM?"
"Yeah," the dark haired boy picked up a shirt that was on the floor and tossed it to his friend. "Now move your ass."
"Better be pretty damn important," Kuwabara complained quietly.
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Within minutes, two tired boys and one cheerful grim reaper stood by the bus stop as the first rays of sunlight were seen on the horizon.
"Since when do demons like fighting at sunrise?" Yusuke whined.
"Yeah," Kuwabara chimed in.
"Ever since this competition was created," Botan explained. "It's been going on for nearly a century, you know. It's a meeting of very powerful, evil demons who want to see who's best. They hold it in different cities each year. You should be grateful," she beamed, "It hasn't been here in decades."
"We're real lucky, all right," Yusuke grumbled, tossing his hands in his pockets.
"Hey Botan," Kuwabara interrupted, "Exactly what do you want us to do when we get there?"
"You're going to have to fight, of course."
"But I thought it was a strictly demon competition," Yusuke said.
"It's not... it's just that... well..."
"What?" The two boys asked at the same time.
"Humans do enter, they just never make it out alive."
"My day just keeps getting better and better," Yusuke muttered with a yawn.
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Next chapter will hopefully be longer. I plan to post it soon enough.
To my reviewers (ah, the adoring public... even if there's only 1 or 2):
Thanks *SaiyanG*. Promise a hentai sometime soon. ;)
Well... after a lot of yelling and screaming... and fighting (I gave him a black eye :). I had to grudgingly admit that I do NOT own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of its characters. But I did get a lawyer and we are trying to fight those damn copyright laws.
Summary: Read and find out ;)
Oh, and -Review... please... if you do it... the next chapter will come up faster. I'll give free oreos to my reviewers.
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A half-hour later, Yusuke stood by Kuwabara's window. Rubbing the sleep from his eyes, he threw Botan an angry glance.
"Well, go ahead," the girl urged him forward, "He's not going to wake himself up."
"Why don't you do it?" Yusuke asked sullenly.
"Well," Botan nervously chuckled, "Who knows if he's decent?"
"What?" The boy shouted, "I'm not going in there if he's naked!"
"Go, Yusuke," the Spirit Guide's voice grew low and dangerous. Her arms were crossed over her chest, telling Yusuke that she wouldn't budge. "We don't have time to waste."
"Fine," with a reluctant sigh, the boy walked closer to the window and peeked into the dark room. He could see nothing but shadow. "I can't believe the things I do for my job," Yusuke muttered to himself as he opened the window and slipped cautiously inside. Botan kept her head half inside the room but did not go any farther.
"Hey Kuwabara," Yusuke called softly. There was no response except for the grumbling of the sleeping boy. "Wake up, Kuwabara." With this, Yusuke could hear rustling of sheets, but nothing else. "HEY KUWABARA, GET UP!" The Spirit Detective shouted, patience gone.
"WHAT?" The other boy shot up out of bed and was on his feet in seconds. "Wh-who's there?"
"It's me, dumb ass."
"Urameshi?" Kuwabara asked as he turned on a light. To Yusuke's relief, he wore pants. "What do you want?"
"We've got a mission," Yusuke explained quickly. "Get dressed, we have places to be."
"Places to be? At 4 AM?"
"Yeah," the dark haired boy picked up a shirt that was on the floor and tossed it to his friend. "Now move your ass."
"Better be pretty damn important," Kuwabara complained quietly.
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Within minutes, two tired boys and one cheerful grim reaper stood by the bus stop as the first rays of sunlight were seen on the horizon.
"Since when do demons like fighting at sunrise?" Yusuke whined.
"Yeah," Kuwabara chimed in.
"Ever since this competition was created," Botan explained. "It's been going on for nearly a century, you know. It's a meeting of very powerful, evil demons who want to see who's best. They hold it in different cities each year. You should be grateful," she beamed, "It hasn't been here in decades."
"We're real lucky, all right," Yusuke grumbled, tossing his hands in his pockets.
"Hey Botan," Kuwabara interrupted, "Exactly what do you want us to do when we get there?"
"You're going to have to fight, of course."
"But I thought it was a strictly demon competition," Yusuke said.
"It's not... it's just that... well..."
"What?" The two boys asked at the same time.
"Humans do enter, they just never make it out alive."
"My day just keeps getting better and better," Yusuke muttered with a yawn.
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Next chapter will hopefully be longer. I plan to post it soon enough.
To my reviewers (ah, the adoring public... even if there's only 1 or 2):
Thanks *SaiyanG*. Promise a hentai sometime soon. ;)
