A/N: Ok, I didn't get many reviews for chapter 4, but I will go on with chapter 5 because
I am nice. Well, actually, I want to hurry up and get to Kilika because once I get out of
Besaid, this story will really get good. (I promise)

Disclaimer: Square=rich people who own ffx and all it's characters including Wakka;
Me=useless nobody fan who loves Wakka, and is therefore writing a fanfiction in which
either he is real, or I am not. Either way, Wakka is mine! ALL MINE!!!! *Evil laugh*
Actually, this isn't the only fic where Lora appears and steals Wakka. Read FFX Adventure
a la Stupid! By Auron-Mujan, or. Auron Teaches the Class from HELL! By Auron-Mujan or,
The Making of Final Fantasy X by DragoonGrl for more of my insane escapades.
Ok, that's enough of that. On with the fic! Oh, and Qui-ti? If you want to be in my fic, you
kinda have to give me your email adress so I can contact you. Anyone else who wants to be in my
fic may contact me, but you have to give me your gender, a spira-ish name for you, a personality,
and what you want to be in spira (priest/priestess, blitzfan, whatever. Only minor characters.)
Don't just tell me to get it off your bio, too. Please include all this in your email, cause i
don't have enough time to sort through people's bios. I don't want to sound mean, but I can't
give EVERYONE a cameo, so you have to have reviewed BOTH my fics, not just this one.
Preferably all chapters of this one too. I'm not promising anything, but I'll put a few
reviewers in. First come, first served. Ok, now on with the fic.

A Few Die Hard Fans (by the way, the title is taken from
what one of the annoying announcer guys in Luca says about the Besaid Aurochs. "Only
a few die hard fans are in the audience today" My character is definitely a die-hard fan.)
Chapter 5
Home Sweet Home (or, The New Summoner)

Fairly soon, we reached Besaid. I was still close to squealing, so
I kept my mouth shut. "There it is. We'll get you some food over there
later." Wakka told our new companion, "The crusader's lodge is over yonder.
Luzzu and Gatta are usually there. Oh, right." Wakka took Tidus aside.
"You do know the prayer, right?"
"I don't know any prayers." Tidus said. Wakka looked shocked at
first, but I nudged him to remind him of the toxin.
"You must have forgot or sometin'" Wakka said.
"Like this." I said, and Wakka and I demonstrated the prayer. Tidus
followed suit and did the same. "Not bad," Wakka said. "Now go present
yourself to the temple summoner."
Tidus ran off towards the Crusader's lodge first, and Wakka and I
walked over to his house. I have my own house, of course, but I probably
spend more time at Wakka's then my own. I flopped heavily on his bed.
"Somehow, I think we're gonna remember this day for the rest of our
lives." I said. Wakka nodded silently in agreement. I got up, and
started rummaging through cabinets for pots and pans.
"What are you doing?" Wakka asked.
"Making the kid something to eat. What do you think I'm doing?"
"Well, I guess so. I'm still feeling kinda guilty that I'm not in
there with the rest of the guardians."
"Wakka, if you were in there, all you'd be doing is sitting and
waiting for her to come out! Which is exactly what you're doing here!"
"I guess so. But you have no right to call him a kid. He's
probably older than you are."
"Yeah, but I'm smarter."
"True." Wakka said. I giggled.
"What's going on with you? You never used to be this giggly." He
asked.
"I don't know. I'm just in a giggly mood."
"uh huh..."he said. I giggled again. "geez." Wakka said, slapping
his hand to his head.
"Sorry. I can't help it!" I said, still choking on giggles.
"You better stop that soon, cause if you don't-"
"ok, ok. I stopped."
"That's better" Wakka said. Just then Tidus walked in.
"Sorry," Wakka told him
"No food yet." I continued
"Wanna take a nap while we whip something up?"
"uh, sure, I guess." Tidus said, and he flopped down on Wakka's bed.
Wakka and I laughed at the striking similarity between how he flopped and
how I had flopped a few minutes beforehand.
"What's so funny?" Tidus asked.
"Uh, nothing." Wakka and I said at exactally the same time. We looked
at each other, and we couldn't stop laughing. Tidus groaned, and tried to get
some sleep While Wakka and I continued to try to cook something. Neither
of us were very good cooks, we tried make some soup anyhow. It wasnt' working
very well. Just then a priest walked into the hut.
"Don't you think you should check on her? It's been almost a day already."
he said. Wakka looked expectantly at me.
"All right. You can go. But if this soup is inedible, don't blame me!"
I said as I lifted a spoonful of the glop out of the pot. Both Wakka and the
priest cringed. Wakka left towards the temple as I poked the fire and stirred
the soup in hopes that it would thin down. The smell of the glop in the pot,
(it was far from being edible) must of given Tidus nightmares, because he kept
tossing and turning, and he woke up quickly.
"Where's Wakka?" he asked
"He went to the temple."
"I guess I'll go see." he said.
"I'll come too. I think this needs to stew for a while" I said lifting
a spoonful of the glop. It was still far from food.
"Eeew!" Tidus said, holding his nose "That stuff smells like something
rotten!"
"Yeah," I agreed. "I guess I should have warned you about me and Wakka's
cooking."
"lets just go."
"good idea." I said, "Come on!" I said as I ran out the flap door to the
hut.
"Hey! Wait for me!" Tidus yelled, but by that time I was already in the
temple. I skidded to a halt, and tried to catch my breath. Tidus then ran
into the hall. He tried to skid gracefully to a halt, as I had done, but failed.
He skidded on the slipery floor, but failed to stop. He almost ran into Wakka and
the priest.
"Whoa!" he yelled as he hit the floor with great force. "What's going on?"
he asked as he rubbed his sore posterior.
"The summoner hasn't returned from the trials." I explained.
"Well, apprentice summoner, really." Wakka added.
"Huh?" We soon learned that was Tidus's typical reaction to anything we told
him about Spira.
"Through that door is the cloyster of trials. Beyond is the chamber of the
fayth. That's where the summoner prays to the fayth. Remember?" Wakka said.
"Ah. So someone's in there, and they haven't come back out. Igot it.
Is it dangerous in there?"
"Sometimes, yes." I answered.
'Well, then, someone's got to do something!"he said, running up the stairs to
the great door.
"No!" we all yelled at once.
"The precepts must be obeyed!" the old priest yelled.
"Like I care!"I ran up and grabbed Tidus's arm. Just then the great door
opened. I tried to yank Tidus backwards by his arm, but Tidus was larger and
stronger than me, and he was running forwards at the same time. The result was,
that I went flying through the door with Tidus. I tried to turn around, but the
immense door shut behind us before I could get out.
"Now look what you've gotten us into!" I yelled at the VERY dumb blonde who
had gotten me into this mess.
"Well," said Tidus while rubbing his head, "We can't very well go back, so
we might as well go forwards!"
"Oh, yeah. You would say that, wouldn't you. You've never met Lulu. You don't
want to get on her bad side."
"Well, do what you want. I'm going forwards." he said as he stomped onwards.
"Wait!" I yelled after him
"what?"
"It's not safe alone."
"Fine then, come with me."
"Arg! I guess I have to." We progressed through the cloyster by trial and error.
We eventually came to a point where there was only one logical thing to do.
"Ok, now push that pedastal to the center of that room, and that should power the
elevator to the chamber of the fayth." I ordered. Tidus obeyed. At that moment, Wakka ran
into the room.
"What do you think you're doing in here?" he asked in exasperation.
"It wasn't MY fault!" I stammered.
"Don't blame me. I didn't know!"Tidus said.
"Only summoners, apprentice summoners and their gaurdians are allowed in here. It's
a tradition. Very important."
"What about you?"
"Me? I'm a guardian." Wakka said proudly. "Well, we'd better go in there, I guess.
But I'm warning you. One of the others has a short fuse, and who knows what the other's
thinking." I laughed quietly at his very accurate description of Lulu and Kimahri as the elevator
made it's descent.
We entered the entry hall to the chamber of fayth. Lulu looked towards us and but only saw
Wakka and me. "Didn't think I could handle it? And you brought this- This Girl with you."
She spat out the word "girl" so it held a very negative connotation. She turned towards Tidus.
"Who Are you?" That was what she said, but she meant "Just who do you think you are?". Kimahri
snorted. I expect we would have been forced to submit to more verbal abuse from Lulu, but just
then the door to the chamber of the fayth slid open. A girl, 17 years old, who I had known since my
childhood emerged. Yuna was sweaty, and looked as if she hadn't slept in days. She limped down
the first few stairs, as the rest of us looked on in amazement. Then she collapsed from fatigue.
We all instinctively started towards her, but Kimahri was faster. He cought her before she hit the
ground. He stood her back on her feet. She looked at us, brushed the hair from her face, and spoke.
"I've done it! I have become a summoner!"

A/N: Wow. That chapter almost had a little humor! I will post the next chapter as soon as I write it
but I like reviews anyhow. Wait. Qui-ti was the one who said "so long and thanks 4 all the fish"! Way
to go, you like the Hitcher's Guide to the Galaxy! That's a realy good book. Yeah. Anyhow, kathy? I
will get realy mad at you if you don't review this chapter. Flames are accepted, but I perfer good reviews!
Just review, ok?