Curse of the Insane Fangirls

CHAPTER 2

DISCLAIMER:

darth-trinity: I'M BA-ACK!!!!! Okay, big iced mocha gives a total caffeine buzz. WHEEE!! Aaaaaaneewhosies, I don't own jack squat. Duh.

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"This was sooo your fault!" Kels said, pointing at Kelsi.

"Nuh uh!" Kelsi argued.

"Yes huh!" Kels yelled back.

"It's yuh huh, not yes huh you dipshit!" Kelsi said.

"Is sooooo not!" Kels said.

"Is so!"

"No huh!"

"That's it, I'm too mature for these childish mind games!" Kelsi said rolling her eyes.

"I WIN!!!!!!!!" Kels yelled at the top of her lungs.

"WILL YOU SHUT UP!!!" Yelled the pirates in the next cell.

"MAKE ME!!!!" Kels yelled back. "And, like, dudes, seriously, the I haven't showered in six weeks look is soo out. You need some serious moisturizer or something."

"I'm with her on this one." Kelsi agreed. "Clearasil will do wonders for you."

"No way, Neutragena is like, the way to go." Kels argued.

"What is Neutragena?" Asked Jack.

"Skin stuff. Oh ya, I was meaning to ask you. Where did you get that eyeliner?" Kelsi asked, batting her eyelashes.

"Kelsi, you dumbass, you only bat your eyes on the second attempt, never the first." Kels corrected.

"Then what do you do on the first attempt?" Kelsi asked in confusion.

"You smile and walk away." Kels informed her.

"Oh. Oops. Well screw that, what's step three?" Kelsi asked.

"What are you talking about?" Asked Jack in total confusion.

"The simple steps to flirting." Kels said. "And FYI Kelsi, step three is playing with your hair and sticking your boobs out."

"Okay, whatever. OH MY GOD!!!!!!" Kelsi yelled suddenly.

"What?" Kels asked.

"I just rubbed my eye and lost some of my mascara!" Kelsi said.

"Don't you have more in your backpack?" Kels asked.

"Hey, you're right." Kelsi opened her backpack and pulled out a tube of mascara. "Can I borrow your mini mirror?"

She was promptly hit in the face with a small green mirror.

"Hey, why didn't they take our backpacks away?" Asked Kels.

"I don't know, they probably thought you were a hunchback or something." Kelsi answered.

She was hit in the face by a rock.

"Ow! Where did you find a rock in here?" Asked Kelsi, rubbing her face.

"In my backpack." Kels answered, grabbing a magazine out of her backpack and flipping through it.

"Why do you have a rock in your backpack?" Kelsi asked.

"In case I had to throw something." Kels said, ducking as the rock flew back at her, not looking up from her magazine. "You got anything in your backpack to bust us outa here?"

"Hmm..lemme see." Kelsi said, pulling things out of her backpack and putting them in a pile on the floor. "Discman, water bottle, CD's, chocolate bar, smoke signal kit-"

"Why the hell do you have a smoke signal kit in your backpack?" Asked Kels.

"Well I was camping with you wasn't I?" Kelsi asked.

"My sense of direction isn't that bad!" Kels argued.

"What sense of direction?" Kelsi asked.

Kels rolled up her magazine, smacked Kelsi, and calmly went back to reading.

"Ow." Kelsi said, going back to her backpack.

"Lemme see, eyeliner, mascara, movie ticket stubs, lint, wallet, hey, THAT'S where my history homework went, dynamite-"

KABOOM!!

"Kelsi, what the hell was that?" Kels asked.

"It wasn't me!" Kelsi protested.

"It's the pearl..." Jack said.

"The pearl? Like, THE PEARL?!" Kels shrieked.

"HOW MANY OTHER PEARLS DO YOU KNOW DIPSHIT?!!!!" Kelsi yelled.

"Okay, you are such a-"

KABOOM!!!!!!

"Kelsi, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO NOW?!!!!!" Kels asked.

"Nothing." Kelsi answered.

They looked to the next cell, where the other pirates were escaping through a hole in the wall.

"Okay, so what was that moisturizer again?" One of them asked.

"Neutragena." Kels repeated.

"Thanks." He replied, jumping through the wall.

"DAMMIT WE'RE STILL STUCK IN THIS PLACE!!!!" Kelsi yelled.

"YOU JUST REALIZED THAT?!!!!!!" Kels and Jack yelled at the same time.

"Shut up." Kelsi retorted.

"Make me, you slut." Kels shot back, rolling her eyes.

"Excuse me? WHAT did you just call me?" Kelsi asked, flipping her hair and going into full fledged valley girl mode.

"You heard me!" Kels answered, waving her hand in Kelsi's face.

"Do not wave your finger in my face, bitch!" Kelsi said, putting her hands on her hips.

"I was not waving my finger in your face!" Kels argued, waving her finger again.

"Okay, you know what? WHATEVER!" Kelsi said.

"Fine then!" Kels said, turning around.

They were interrupted by a dead soldier falling down the stairs. Kels immediately looked at Kelsi.

"Why are you looking at me like that? It wasn't my fault!" Kelsi protested.

"That's what you say all the time."

"Well it's true this time."

"This time?" Jack asked.

"Don't ask." Kels and Kelsi said at the same time, rolling their eyes.

"Hey, this isn't the armoury." Said a pirate, coming downstairs.

"No shit Sherlock." Jack said, rolling his eyes.

"Okay, I think we've been a bad influence on him." Kelsi said.

"No way." Kels argued.

"Screw you asshole!" Jack said as a pirate reached into the cell.

"Okay, maybe just a small bad influence." Kels admitted.

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Okay, I know it was short, but my best friends bugging me on MSN to hurry up. Oh yes read her fics, her name is Dark Omen.