Act One, Scene Two
A/N: Act one, scene two! All forgive me and my lack of reasoning! Um... I call Aya 'Ran' since thew thing with him and the real Aya is so cunfuzzling to read @_@ Plus, have you ever tried writing 'Aya this, Aya- chan that, Aya, Aya-chan... ' it gets boring. And hard. So HA.
Disclaimer: O_o I do not own.... anything. Except for my socks ^o^ OOH! And I bought Shining Cross! *huggles it* *Farfieeeeeee.... Farfieeeeee... *drool*
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People in this scene:
Michiru playing Quince
Reiji Takatori playing Snug
Ran (Aya) playing Bottom
Aya-chan playing Flute
Ken playing Snout
Schoen playing Starveling
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[Scene: Michiru's house.]
Michiru: Is everyone here?
Ran: *foaming at the mouth* Takatoriiiiiiiiiiiii..... TAKATORIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....
Michiru: x_x
Reiji: ^^ I'm a good little boy.
Michiru: Of course you are.
Ran: *foaming* SHI-NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....
Michiru: *coughs* Uh, well... let's get started. As you know, we are the ones responsible for the entertainment at Manx and Persia's wedding. So, when I call your name, just say 'here' and I'll tell you what part you have in our play. Got it?
All: *salute* MA'AM YES MA'AM.
Michiru: --;; Freaks. Uh... *looks down at a sheet of paper* Do I have a Ran Fujimiya?
Ran: *stops foaming* Here. *begins foaming again* Takatoriiiiiiiiiiiii....
Michiru: o_x You're playing the hero, Pyramus. He kills himself for the love of his love.
Ran: *too obsessed with yelling 'SHI-NE' every four seconds to care*
Michiru: Righty-o... Is there an Aya Fujimiya?
Ran + Aya-chan: *in unison* Here.
Michiru: --; *whacks Ran* Not you, you freak, your sister.
Ran: _
Aya-chan: Please don't hurt Ran-kun!
Michiru: Fine. Anyway, Aya-chan, you're supposed to play... *looks at her paper* Thisby.
Aya-chan: ^___^ Um... wait a minute. Michiru?
Michiru: Yes?
Aya-chan: Who's Thisby?
Michiru: ..... you don't want to know.
Aya-chan: Yes I do.
Michiru: ....no, you don't.
Aya-chan: YES, I DO.
Michiru: *jumps up and down maniacly* THISBY IS PYRAMUS' LOVER, HAPPY?!?!?!
All: O___________O
Ran: *stares in shock and horror*
Reiji: *jaw drop*
Ken: *falls over*
Schoen: Oh dear God...
Aya-chan: *gapes* *faints*
Ran: AYA-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! *dives over a couch* *catches his sister* *begins crying* NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Michiru: x_x Lighten up, dude. She'll be awake in five... four... three... two...
Reiji: *pokes Aya-chan*
Ran: *bites his finger*
Reiji: ! *whimper*
Michiru: ........one.
Aya-chan: *opens her eyes and sits up* Huh... ? Oh! Big brother! Thank you for catching me ^^
Ran: ^^
Michiru: Can we continue.... ? THANK YOU! Uh... *looks at her paper* Schoen, no last name?
Schoen: Thaaaaaaaaaaaat's me! *bright and happy look* *sees Ken* *hisses*
Ken: v_v
Michiru: Roight... anyway, you play Thisby's mother.
Schoen: Cool. I can live with that. Provided HE *glares at Ken* isn't her DAD or something.
Michiru: Nope.
Schoen: Good. *sits down and sticks her tongue out at Ken*
Michiru: Okay then.... next up is Ken Hidaka! Ken... I know Ken's here, he was getting yelled at. Ken?
Ken: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Michiru: You're going to play Pyramus's father.
Ken: I'm Aya's dad? SWEET! *does a victory dance*
Michiru: --;; For some unknown reason, I shall play Thisby's pater. *looks down at her paper* Uh... Reiji Takatori?
Reiji: ^^ I'm a good little boy!
Michiru: You will play a lion. An honest to God LION.
Reiji: *grabs a copy of The Lion King* A lion... ? Like Simba? *eyes turn into stars*
Michiru: Yeah, sure, why not? A lion just like Simba.
Reiji: ^___^!! Do I have any big lines?
Michiru: You're a lion. All you do is ROAR.
Ran: *unsheathes katana* If he scares Aya-chan with his roar, I'm gonna---
Michiru: *interrupts* HOPEFULLY the crowd likes his roaring and doesn't get scared by it! Because if they're scared...
All: *in unison* THEN THEY'LL KILL US AAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!
Ran: *sheathes katana* I'm Pyramus, right?
Michiru: *nods*
Ran: *nods* Okay then.
Schoen: That was it?
Ran: Yep.
Michiru: Wow... so, um... let's all meet up later in the big forest that fairies supposedly live in and rehearse. Okay-day?
All others: All right.
Reiji: ^________________^ I'M STILL A GOOD LITTLE BOY! :D :D :D
[Exeunt]
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A/N: Well? Whaddaya think? I know, made all the dead characters alive, but, hell with it. And, for the dear grace of God, I never said I was AGAINST yaoi! Sheeeesh! All righty, let's do F.A.Q.'s!
F.A.Q:
Q. Why are you against yaoi?
A. I'm not x_x My reviewers take things waaay too literally. They somehow thought I was all, anti-yaoi-like. Guess they missed the part with Brad and Schu in the first chapter -.-
Anywaysums... YES. Brad and Schu will forever be the ONLY Weiss Kreuz couple I adore and make shrines for -.- And fics. Holy monkey cheese, I make quite a bit of BradxSchu fics XD So yeah, yaoi is okay. But not, like, BradxNagi. That's narsty.
Q. Why do you hate Ouka so much?
A. .... I don't. I never said I did. I do, however, hate a certain freakish dart-flining member of Weiss... which may in turn cause me to make fun of Ouka a bit. But she was okay. 'Cept for the incest thing -.-
Q. Why do you fear your reviewers?
A. O_O You mean you don't fear the yaoi-loving fangirls? I sure do! And I know some of them won't be happy about how I make their favorite couples het or something. And someone was raggin' on me once about Farfarello. Farfarello is not gay, dammit. I will never read a fic in which Farfiekins is made out to be gay. Because he's not. *nods*
As if you couldn't tell... Ickle Farfiekins is my favorite character. I've seen episode 18... fourteen times now. For you idiots, that's Schuld: Farfarello. Farfie's episode! ^o^
Um... that's all the F.A.Q.'s. For now. I know more will come, and I am ready! *shows off her new, anti-flamer shield, made by Crawford Insurance ©*
Keep reviewing!
---Gangsta Videl
((And yes, I do believe in the the love that is NagixTot! *waves Nagi-Tot banners* ^o^! ))
A/N: Act one, scene two! All forgive me and my lack of reasoning! Um... I call Aya 'Ran' since thew thing with him and the real Aya is so cunfuzzling to read @_@ Plus, have you ever tried writing 'Aya this, Aya- chan that, Aya, Aya-chan... ' it gets boring. And hard. So HA.
Disclaimer: O_o I do not own.... anything. Except for my socks ^o^ OOH! And I bought Shining Cross! *huggles it* *Farfieeeeeee.... Farfieeeeee... *drool*
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People in this scene:
Michiru playing Quince
Reiji Takatori playing Snug
Ran (Aya) playing Bottom
Aya-chan playing Flute
Ken playing Snout
Schoen playing Starveling
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[Scene: Michiru's house.]
Michiru: Is everyone here?
Ran: *foaming at the mouth* Takatoriiiiiiiiiiiii..... TAKATORIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....
Michiru: x_x
Reiji: ^^ I'm a good little boy.
Michiru: Of course you are.
Ran: *foaming* SHI-NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....
Michiru: *coughs* Uh, well... let's get started. As you know, we are the ones responsible for the entertainment at Manx and Persia's wedding. So, when I call your name, just say 'here' and I'll tell you what part you have in our play. Got it?
All: *salute* MA'AM YES MA'AM.
Michiru: --;; Freaks. Uh... *looks down at a sheet of paper* Do I have a Ran Fujimiya?
Ran: *stops foaming* Here. *begins foaming again* Takatoriiiiiiiiiiiii....
Michiru: o_x You're playing the hero, Pyramus. He kills himself for the love of his love.
Ran: *too obsessed with yelling 'SHI-NE' every four seconds to care*
Michiru: Righty-o... Is there an Aya Fujimiya?
Ran + Aya-chan: *in unison* Here.
Michiru: --; *whacks Ran* Not you, you freak, your sister.
Ran: _
Aya-chan: Please don't hurt Ran-kun!
Michiru: Fine. Anyway, Aya-chan, you're supposed to play... *looks at her paper* Thisby.
Aya-chan: ^___^ Um... wait a minute. Michiru?
Michiru: Yes?
Aya-chan: Who's Thisby?
Michiru: ..... you don't want to know.
Aya-chan: Yes I do.
Michiru: ....no, you don't.
Aya-chan: YES, I DO.
Michiru: *jumps up and down maniacly* THISBY IS PYRAMUS' LOVER, HAPPY?!?!?!
All: O___________O
Ran: *stares in shock and horror*
Reiji: *jaw drop*
Ken: *falls over*
Schoen: Oh dear God...
Aya-chan: *gapes* *faints*
Ran: AYA-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! *dives over a couch* *catches his sister* *begins crying* NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Michiru: x_x Lighten up, dude. She'll be awake in five... four... three... two...
Reiji: *pokes Aya-chan*
Ran: *bites his finger*
Reiji: ! *whimper*
Michiru: ........one.
Aya-chan: *opens her eyes and sits up* Huh... ? Oh! Big brother! Thank you for catching me ^^
Ran: ^^
Michiru: Can we continue.... ? THANK YOU! Uh... *looks at her paper* Schoen, no last name?
Schoen: Thaaaaaaaaaaaat's me! *bright and happy look* *sees Ken* *hisses*
Ken: v_v
Michiru: Roight... anyway, you play Thisby's mother.
Schoen: Cool. I can live with that. Provided HE *glares at Ken* isn't her DAD or something.
Michiru: Nope.
Schoen: Good. *sits down and sticks her tongue out at Ken*
Michiru: Okay then.... next up is Ken Hidaka! Ken... I know Ken's here, he was getting yelled at. Ken?
Ken: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Michiru: You're going to play Pyramus's father.
Ken: I'm Aya's dad? SWEET! *does a victory dance*
Michiru: --;; For some unknown reason, I shall play Thisby's pater. *looks down at her paper* Uh... Reiji Takatori?
Reiji: ^^ I'm a good little boy!
Michiru: You will play a lion. An honest to God LION.
Reiji: *grabs a copy of The Lion King* A lion... ? Like Simba? *eyes turn into stars*
Michiru: Yeah, sure, why not? A lion just like Simba.
Reiji: ^___^!! Do I have any big lines?
Michiru: You're a lion. All you do is ROAR.
Ran: *unsheathes katana* If he scares Aya-chan with his roar, I'm gonna---
Michiru: *interrupts* HOPEFULLY the crowd likes his roaring and doesn't get scared by it! Because if they're scared...
All: *in unison* THEN THEY'LL KILL US AAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!
Ran: *sheathes katana* I'm Pyramus, right?
Michiru: *nods*
Ran: *nods* Okay then.
Schoen: That was it?
Ran: Yep.
Michiru: Wow... so, um... let's all meet up later in the big forest that fairies supposedly live in and rehearse. Okay-day?
All others: All right.
Reiji: ^________________^ I'M STILL A GOOD LITTLE BOY! :D :D :D
[Exeunt]
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A/N: Well? Whaddaya think? I know, made all the dead characters alive, but, hell with it. And, for the dear grace of God, I never said I was AGAINST yaoi! Sheeeesh! All righty, let's do F.A.Q.'s!
F.A.Q:
Q. Why are you against yaoi?
A. I'm not x_x My reviewers take things waaay too literally. They somehow thought I was all, anti-yaoi-like. Guess they missed the part with Brad and Schu in the first chapter -.-
Anywaysums... YES. Brad and Schu will forever be the ONLY Weiss Kreuz couple I adore and make shrines for -.- And fics. Holy monkey cheese, I make quite a bit of BradxSchu fics XD So yeah, yaoi is okay. But not, like, BradxNagi. That's narsty.
Q. Why do you hate Ouka so much?
A. .... I don't. I never said I did. I do, however, hate a certain freakish dart-flining member of Weiss... which may in turn cause me to make fun of Ouka a bit. But she was okay. 'Cept for the incest thing -.-
Q. Why do you fear your reviewers?
A. O_O You mean you don't fear the yaoi-loving fangirls? I sure do! And I know some of them won't be happy about how I make their favorite couples het or something. And someone was raggin' on me once about Farfarello. Farfarello is not gay, dammit. I will never read a fic in which Farfiekins is made out to be gay. Because he's not. *nods*
As if you couldn't tell... Ickle Farfiekins is my favorite character. I've seen episode 18... fourteen times now. For you idiots, that's Schuld: Farfarello. Farfie's episode! ^o^
Um... that's all the F.A.Q.'s. For now. I know more will come, and I am ready! *shows off her new, anti-flamer shield, made by Crawford Insurance ©*
Keep reviewing!
---Gangsta Videl
((And yes, I do believe in the the love that is NagixTot! *waves Nagi-Tot banners* ^o^! ))
