Act One, Scene Two

A/N: Act one, scene two! All forgive me and my lack of reasoning! Um... I call Aya 'Ran' since thew thing with him and the real Aya is so cunfuzzling to read @_@ Plus, have you ever tried writing 'Aya this, Aya- chan that, Aya, Aya-chan... ' it gets boring. And hard. So HA.

Disclaimer: O_o I do not own.... anything. Except for my socks ^o^ OOH! And I bought Shining Cross! *huggles it* *Farfieeeeeee.... Farfieeeeee... *drool*

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People in this scene:

Michiru playing Quince

Reiji Takatori playing Snug

Ran (Aya) playing Bottom

Aya-chan playing Flute

Ken playing Snout

Schoen playing Starveling

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[Scene: Michiru's house.]

Michiru: Is everyone here?

Ran: *foaming at the mouth* Takatoriiiiiiiiiiiii..... TAKATORIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....

Michiru: x_x

Reiji: ^^ I'm a good little boy.

Michiru: Of course you are.

Ran: *foaming* SHI-NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....

Michiru: *coughs* Uh, well... let's get started. As you know, we are the ones responsible for the entertainment at Manx and Persia's wedding. So, when I call your name, just say 'here' and I'll tell you what part you have in our play. Got it?

All: *salute* MA'AM YES MA'AM.

Michiru: --;; Freaks. Uh... *looks down at a sheet of paper* Do I have a Ran Fujimiya?

Ran: *stops foaming* Here. *begins foaming again* Takatoriiiiiiiiiiiii....

Michiru: o_x You're playing the hero, Pyramus. He kills himself for the love of his love.

Ran: *too obsessed with yelling 'SHI-NE' every four seconds to care*

Michiru: Righty-o... Is there an Aya Fujimiya?

Ran + Aya-chan: *in unison* Here.

Michiru: --; *whacks Ran* Not you, you freak, your sister.

Ran: _

Aya-chan: Please don't hurt Ran-kun!

Michiru: Fine. Anyway, Aya-chan, you're supposed to play... *looks at her paper* Thisby.

Aya-chan: ^___^ Um... wait a minute. Michiru?

Michiru: Yes?

Aya-chan: Who's Thisby?

Michiru: ..... you don't want to know.

Aya-chan: Yes I do.

Michiru: ....no, you don't.

Aya-chan: YES, I DO.

Michiru: *jumps up and down maniacly* THISBY IS PYRAMUS' LOVER, HAPPY?!?!?!

All: O___________O

Ran: *stares in shock and horror*

Reiji: *jaw drop*

Ken: *falls over*

Schoen: Oh dear God...

Aya-chan: *gapes* *faints*

Ran: AYA-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! *dives over a couch* *catches his sister* *begins crying* NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Michiru: x_x Lighten up, dude. She'll be awake in five... four... three... two...

Reiji: *pokes Aya-chan*

Ran: *bites his finger*

Reiji: ! *whimper*

Michiru: ........one.

Aya-chan: *opens her eyes and sits up* Huh... ? Oh! Big brother! Thank you for catching me ^^

Ran: ^^

Michiru: Can we continue.... ? THANK YOU! Uh... *looks at her paper* Schoen, no last name?

Schoen: Thaaaaaaaaaaaat's me! *bright and happy look* *sees Ken* *hisses*

Ken: v_v

Michiru: Roight... anyway, you play Thisby's mother.

Schoen: Cool. I can live with that. Provided HE *glares at Ken* isn't her DAD or something.

Michiru: Nope.

Schoen: Good. *sits down and sticks her tongue out at Ken*

Michiru: Okay then.... next up is Ken Hidaka! Ken... I know Ken's here, he was getting yelled at. Ken?

Ken: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees?

Michiru: You're going to play Pyramus's father.

Ken: I'm Aya's dad? SWEET! *does a victory dance*

Michiru: --;; For some unknown reason, I shall play Thisby's pater. *looks down at her paper* Uh... Reiji Takatori?

Reiji: ^^ I'm a good little boy!

Michiru: You will play a lion. An honest to God LION.

Reiji: *grabs a copy of The Lion King* A lion... ? Like Simba? *eyes turn into stars*

Michiru: Yeah, sure, why not? A lion just like Simba.

Reiji: ^___^!! Do I have any big lines?

Michiru: You're a lion. All you do is ROAR.

Ran: *unsheathes katana* If he scares Aya-chan with his roar, I'm gonna---

Michiru: *interrupts* HOPEFULLY the crowd likes his roaring and doesn't get scared by it! Because if they're scared...

All: *in unison* THEN THEY'LL KILL US AAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!

Ran: *sheathes katana* I'm Pyramus, right?

Michiru: *nods*

Ran: *nods* Okay then.

Schoen: That was it?

Ran: Yep.

Michiru: Wow... so, um... let's all meet up later in the big forest that fairies supposedly live in and rehearse. Okay-day?

All others: All right.

Reiji: ^________________^ I'M STILL A GOOD LITTLE BOY! :D :D :D

[Exeunt]

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A/N: Well? Whaddaya think? I know, made all the dead characters alive, but, hell with it. And, for the dear grace of God, I never said I was AGAINST yaoi! Sheeeesh! All righty, let's do F.A.Q.'s!

F.A.Q:

Q. Why are you against yaoi?

A. I'm not x_x My reviewers take things waaay too literally. They somehow thought I was all, anti-yaoi-like. Guess they missed the part with Brad and Schu in the first chapter -.-

Anywaysums... YES. Brad and Schu will forever be the ONLY Weiss Kreuz couple I adore and make shrines for -.- And fics. Holy monkey cheese, I make quite a bit of BradxSchu fics XD So yeah, yaoi is okay. But not, like, BradxNagi. That's narsty.

Q. Why do you hate Ouka so much?

A. .... I don't. I never said I did. I do, however, hate a certain freakish dart-flining member of Weiss... which may in turn cause me to make fun of Ouka a bit. But she was okay. 'Cept for the incest thing -.-

Q. Why do you fear your reviewers?

A. O_O You mean you don't fear the yaoi-loving fangirls? I sure do! And I know some of them won't be happy about how I make their favorite couples het or something. And someone was raggin' on me once about Farfarello. Farfarello is not gay, dammit. I will never read a fic in which Farfiekins is made out to be gay. Because he's not. *nods*

As if you couldn't tell... Ickle Farfiekins is my favorite character. I've seen episode 18... fourteen times now. For you idiots, that's Schuld: Farfarello. Farfie's episode! ^o^

Um... that's all the F.A.Q.'s. For now. I know more will come, and I am ready! *shows off her new, anti-flamer shield, made by Crawford Insurance ©*

Keep reviewing!

---Gangsta Videl

((And yes, I do believe in the the love that is NagixTot! *waves Nagi-Tot banners* ^o^! ))