A/N: Oh my Dende! Thanks for your reviews!! Due to popular demand (hehe), I'm going to try to make it not so like other fics..I think I'm going to take the most clichéd (is that even a word?) situations in which Videl finds out all of Gohan's secrets - Capsule Corp., Substituting (and the Z senshi takes over), and a wilderness camp-out, and leak Gohan's secrets...one...by...one! (Which means that in this fic, I'm combining those three situations, where Gohan's secrets slowly come out...and I'm going to torture him in all means possible!) MWAHAHAHAHA! Oh, and if you guys were wondering, I got the teacher's name from spell check...it was originally going to be Mr. Fujitaka, but spell check came out with Fujisawa, and I thought Fujisawa sounded funnier...anyways, on to the story!

THE Gohan/Videl Fic!

Chapter Two: Entering Capsule Corporations, or YOU KNOW BULMA BRIEFS?!?

Mr. Fujisawa quietly counted the heads of his class to see if anyone was missing. Like his class, he too was excited, and like the rest of his class, he dressed up formally. Not too formal, like a tuxedo, but a green vest over a white shirt, and khaki pants. The only student who dressed up normally was Son Gohan.

You would think the smartest person in the school would know when to dress up formally, Mr. Fujisawa thought.

"Now, class, our trip to Capsule Corporations will be at least in the range of 45-50 minutes, so I suggest that you find something to do. You can board the bus now," he said, counting the heads one last time, he headed towards his class and followed them into the bus.

Meanwhile, the class was racing to get the best seats on their mode of transportation (a.k.a. back of the bus). Luckily, our four friends arrived there first. Gohan took a seat next to Sharpener, while Erasa sat next to Videl. Mr. Fujisawa walked towards the group, and asked Gohan, "Why didn't you wear something other than you normal clothes?"

"You never said we had to," he replied, looking up from the ground, "and besides, it's not that exciting."

Not that exciting? Not THAT exciting? Here we are, on our way towards the richest woman's house, waiting to meet her, and it's not THAT exciting to Gohan ?! Videl thought.

"What are you talking about man? We're going to meet Bulma Briefs! THE Bulma Briefs! It's kind of implied that we have to wear something nice!" Sharpener exclaimed.

Gohan simply snorted, and resumed staring down at the floor. Sharpener, Videl, and Erasa quickly struck up a conversation, obviously about what to say or how to act, while Mr. Fujisawa shrugged his shoulders and walked up to the front of the bus.

"Please remain in your seats the entire way there," their teacher said, before sitting down in his own seat and starting the bus.

Gohan was in deep thought, but thanks to his super-sensitive hearing, he could fully listen to what his friends were talking about.

"I wonder if Bulma Briefs is married? Maybe she'll fall in love with me," Sharpener said, a little too confidently.

Not only is Sharpener going to meet Bulma, Gohan said mentally in his mind, he's going to meet Vegeta's death glare! He chuckled after his last remark, which earned a question from Videl.

"What's so funny?" she asked.

"Oh, nothing," he replied. Sharpener doesn't know what he's in for...

"Well, it is kind of funny," Erasa said, standing up for Gohan, "that Sharpener thinks that Bulma Briefs will fall in love with him."

"What? You don't think I'm good enough?!" the blonde man asked, a little hurt at what Erasa said.

"Well, actually, no," she said.

Sharpener and Erasa broke into a fight, and Erasa said that Bulma was already married. Sharpener denied the fact, saying that she would fall in love with him anyways. Erasa started laughing, clutching her stomach until she started to wheeze. When it appeared that she had stopped, she would break into her laughing fit again.

"Erasa, are you okay?" Gohan questioned, grabbing his ears in annoyance. She's going to bust my eardrums pretty soon...

"Yeah, (wheeze) I'm fine (laugh), thanks for (wheeze) asking!" Erasa couldn't stop laughing until her face turned beet red, but by then, they had already reached their destination.

"Alright, class," Mr. Fujisawa said, "We're here!"

Apparently, Gohan's friends hadn't heard, thanks to Erasa, and Gohan had to tell them what their teacher said.

"Guys, come on, we're here," he said plainly.

The class formed a single line, and they walked up to the door. They were greeted by a short man with a big forehead in blue spandex, who went by the name of Vegeta.

"Listen up, baka humans, the woman will be here in a minute. No one goes near the onna or they get it," he said, adding his Vegeta-Death-Glare™, intimidating everyone except for Gohan and Sharpener.

"Is that short stubby thing her husband?" Sharpener asked.

"Yeah, I wouldn't go near him though," Gohan said, lowering his ki so that Vegeta wouldn't be able to find him. "He's capable of many dangerous things."

"Doesn't look that tough or scary to me. I've been trained by Hercule himself, I should be able to take him on easy!" he said, holding his head high.

For someone that stupid, he sure has a lot of hubris, Gohan thought.

"Hey, Gohan, what's with the 'woman' and 'onna' thing?" Videl asked. "Doesn't he ever just call her Bulma?"

"Nope, never did, never will," he replied. Let's have some fun, eh?

Gohan spiked up his ki, only until Vegeta felt it, and lowered it back. Vegeta scanned the group of people in front of him, feeling someone familiar. After a few minutes, he gave up. Gohan smirked, and spiked up his ki again. As soon as Vegeta scanned the crowd again, Gohan lowered it. Vegeta growled, seeing that he couldn't find the culprit.

Woman, Vegeta said through his bond, Hurry up. I want to go to the Gravity Room.

Hold on, I'm almost finished, Bulma replied.

Gohan raised his ki again, this time longer so that Vegeta could find him. He waved his hand as soon as Vegeta saw him, and the Prince of the Saiyans smirked.

"Well, if it isn't Kakkarot's first brat?" he said, his mouth turning into a full-on smirk while he crossed his arms in front of his chest.

The class erupted into whispers. This man knows Gohan?

"Hello Veggie-chan," Gohan said, while noting how fast Vegeta could actually be humiliated.

"WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?" he yelled at the top of his lungs.

The class stopped whispering the see the display before them.

"Are you sure you know what you're doing?" Videl asked. "He is one of the most dangerous men in the world."

"Of course I do," Gohan said. "I might be able to beat him if I tried," he added.

He could beat this guy?! Videl thought.

"I SAID WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?!" Vegeta yelled again.

"Let's just say I have a few sources, Veggie-chan," he replied, making sure his mouth lingered at the words that clearly made his dad's rival boil.

"THAT'S IT!!" Vegeta screamed. For those with regular vision, Vegeta seemed to disappear in front of their very eyes, but Gohan knew better. He anticipated for the attack that he knew was coming, but a flash of blue stopped both fighters.

"VEGETA!! What do you think you're doing?" Bulma said, emerging from the door. "I swear if you hurt anyone, you're sleeping on the couch for a week!"

Quickly recognizing the teenage boy behind her husband, Bulma was relieved. "Oh! It's only Gohan! Gohan, I'm glad it was you! If it had been anyone else, they would have been killed!"

Anyone else would have been killed? Videl thought, finding it abnormal.

The class erupted into hushed whispers again. Gohan knows Bulma Briefs?!

"You know Bulma Briefs?" Erasa asked. "You know THE Bulma Briefs?!? And you didn't tell us?"

"Er...it slipped my mind?" Gohan said sheepishly.

"Hn. It slipped your mind? Maybe Kakkarot's genes are getting to you," he said to Gohan. He then walked up to the steps next to Bulma. "I'm going to go train," he said. "BRAT! COME DOWN HERE!"

"Yes, dad, I'm coming!" the purple-haired chibi said.

"So," Sharpener said. "Exactly how long have you known Bulma Briefs?"

"Since I was born," Gohan responded. "My dad and her were like best friends."

"You've known Bulma Briefs since you were born?" Sharpener asked. "Great! Now you can give me some pointers on how to score!"

"Er...maybe some other time," Gohan replied.

"Alright guys," Bulma said to the class. "Welcome to Capsule Corporations! Please come in!" Bulma said cheerily.

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A/N: Yup, it's me again. Something just occurred to me - if I torture Gohan, why not torture Sharpener?!? MWAHAHAHAHA! I'M ON AN EVIL RAMPAGE!!!!! P.S. - Please tell me what you think of the fic so far!!