A/N: Okay, so I don't really torture Sharpener here, but once I started typing, it turned to be a whole new thing...I think I'll save him for later...
THE Gohan/Videl Fic!
Chapter Four: The Meaning of Intimidation, or Face the Wrath of Veggie-chan (Part Two)!
Vegeta's smirk widened as his grip on Sharpener tightened, causing the blonde teen to turn deep purple. Once his eyes started to bulge out of his sockets, the helpless class let out a disgusted groan. Videl snapped out of her trance and faced Gohan.
"Aren't you going to do anything?!" she said.
"It might be best if you let Vegeta do his thing while he's mad," he replied, "He gets dangerous at times like these."
"Yeah. Surgeon General's Warning: Messing with Vegeta can result in a missing arm, leg, or other body parts. It may ever result in death," M. Trunks said. The class immediately backed off.
"You forgot blasted into another dimension," added C. Trunks.
"How could you forget?" Gohan said, nodding in agreement.
Videl looked at her friends wide-eyed. "If you're not going to do anything about it, then I will!" Both Trunks looked at her, surprised, but before Gohan had a chance to stop her, a raging Videl ran to Vegeta.
"STOP!" she shouted.
Vegeta's smirk instantly disappeared as he slowly turned to face his intruder. "How dare you interrupt my fun," he said menacingly.
Uh oh, Bulma thought.
"Who do you think you are?" Vegeta questioned.
"I'm Satan Videl, and my father defeated Cell!" Videl said. "I challenge you to a spar!"
Vegeta threw back his head and laughed. "You're the spawn of that weakling Hercule? You might as well back off before you die," he replied.
"I never back down from a fight," she said, "and I sure as hell can beat you." Angry, she attempted a punch that was easily blocked by her opponent.
"Not bad for a mere human," he complimented, still laughing at how his victory would be easy. "Now it's my turn."
"Try all you want, little man. Give me your best shot," Videl replied. Vegeta's head snapped up from his laughing. His demeanor changed - from laughing and now, he looked like a raging bull.
"You'll regret ever saying those words," He said, while he cupped his hands and fired a weak but effective ki blast, completely forgetting about the blonde man that fell to the floor, cowering, too afraid to move. Gohan hurriedly ran to dodge the attack from its victim, and thanks to his super speed, deflected it towards the ceiling, causing a gigantic hole.
"Damn, Vegeta, what was that for?" Gohan asked.
The class gasped in surprise. Did the bookworm of the school just cuss?
"VEGETA!!! That's the tenth hole this week!" Bulma shouted, oblivious to the popcorn that fell to the floor. "You could have killed that innocent little girl!"
"She asked for it!" Vegeta whined.
"THAT'S IT!" Bulma yelled, enraged. "One more hole or any bad behavior, and I'm going to have to force you to eat my cooking!"
Vegeta's eyes practically bulged out of its sockets. There was no way that he was going to eat the slop that his mate passed off as food. The last time he ate Bulma's cooking, he almost chipped his 'proud Saiyan teeth'. Silently, he compromised to behave. "Fine, onna, I'm going to the kitchen," he said, seeing that the Gravity Room hadn't been fixed.
I thought my dad said those were just light tricks, Videl thought mentally.
"Okay, class! Let's start that tour of the place, now shall we?" Bulma said, making the whole class sweat-drop anime style. Mr. Fujisawa's group obliged, following the aqua-haired woman, leaving behind M. Trunks, C. Trunks, Videl, Sharpener, and Gohan.
"I'd say that went well," Gohan said.
"Yep. It could've been worse," M. Trunks replied.
"It could've been worse!?!" Videl exclaimed. "Exactly HOW?"
"Well, dad could have blasted that S-Sh-S....S-S-Sh...what's his name? Wait! Isn't it Shaper?" C. Trunks questioned.
"Sharpener," Gohan corrected.
"Oh! Like a pencil sharpener?" C. Trunks asked.
"Exactly," Videl answered.
"Well, anyways, my dad could have blasted that Pencil Sharpener guy into oblivion!" C. Trunks exclaimed merrily.
"That can't happen," Videl said, not believing a word that she was hearing, "can it?"
"Believe me, Videl, you have no idea." M. Trunks stated.
"Well, if it can, I'm sure my dad can beat him!" Videl said as a matter-of-factly.
C. and M. Trunks snorted, while Gohan was trying to hold back a frown. Seeing this, Videl got confused. My dad is the strongest man in the world, right? So why are they acting like he's not?
"You still haven't told her?" M. Trunks asked, knowing what would happen in the future.
"Why should I?" Gohan replied, confused. "It's not like she'd actually be glad in hearing all that stuff, and besides, it's not like she's going to need to find out about it."
"You never know what might happen," M. Trunks said creepily. "I think I'll stay here longer than I intended..."
"Will you please stop talking LIKE I'M NOT HERE?" Videl shouted, annoyed that she was being ignored.
"Do you see what you've done?" Gohan said, glaring at M. Trunks, and then looked at Videl.
Videl sneered, and asked, "Now what is it that you've failed to tell me?"
"Er, look Videl, it's kind of complicated...and it's kind of personal to my family. We don't exactly tell other people everything about us."
"Uh huh," Videl said, raising an eyebrow. "What's so strange about your family anyways?"
"Well, lookie here!" Gohan said, trying to change the subject. "Sharpener is still over there!"
Videl looked at her blonde friend, and then back at Gohan. "Fine, Son Gohan, if that's the way you'll play. I'll drop the subject this once."
"THANK YOU DENDE!" Gohan yelled. "I have to give him more credit!"
"What are we going to do about Sharpener?" M. Trunks inquired.
"Er, Chibi, would you mind getting him?" Gohan said, after he stopped running in circles praising Dende.
"I am not a CHIBI!" C. Trunks said, obvious that he was insulted by the name.
"Then what do you suppose we call you since I'm here?" M. Trunks asked.
"Well, we could call me by what dad calls me!" C. Trunks chirped.
"And what's that?" Videl asked curiously.
"He calls me !@#$% and ^&*!@ and -"
"Oookay, Trunks! Let's just stick with Chibi, okay?" Gohan said, after cutting off C. Trunks.
"Let's just stick with Chibi, okay?" C. Trunks mocked. He walked over to the nearly forgotten blonde, considering what to do with him. Should he drag him back? Should he throw him back? Gohan never said how to bring him back...
"Don't even think about it," Gohan said, seeing the smirk on the little prince.
"You know how to ruin good fun, don't you?" C. Trunks asked, and threw him on his back. He then walked over towards the little circle.
"Okay, since we have everyone, let's say we head back to my class?"
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A/N: Okay, I lied. I think I'll add one more chapter to this field trip....
I have a request - if you know Japanese really well, would you mind telling me if this is correct?
Tofu no kada atama wo butsukete shinde shimae - it means 'hit your head on the corner of tofu and die', right?
