THE Gohan/Videl Fic!

Chapter Eight: Science Part B, or Sharpener's Great Pick-Up Lines

Vegeta's roar echoed off the walls as a second passed.

Two. Three. Four - and five. But before it could reach six, Vegera broke the silence. "So we meet again, eh?" she said, her mouth slowly molding into a smirk. "Maybe next time I'll bring Bulmo and Trunksa."

Vegeta was flabbergasted. What the frick? I thought that was a dream! he thought. Goten, Trunks, M. Goten, and MM. Trunks watched with amusement in their eyes from the sidelines. Yes, it was definitely interesting - a female Vegeta. If they didn't know any better, they would've started cat calls, but their fear of getting a disfigured face from the likes of Vegeta saved them. But who was Bulmo and Trunksa? A male Bulma and a female Trunks? Isn't a female Vegeta just enough?

"You mean there's a female us?" C. Trunks asked, pointing to himself, M. Trunks, and MM. Trunks.

Vegeta, finally waking up from his reverie spoke up. "Of course, you overgrown brat. Just like there's a female version of me," he said, pausing while making a face, "there's a female you."

"Whaa?!" yelled C. Trunks. "That's too much to handle..."

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Hmmmm...I wonder where Vegeta is? thought Goku. After giving their temporary students a break, Yamcha and himself had nothing to do. Earlier, he had felt a strange yet familar ki signature around his son's school. "Hey Yamcha!" he called to his friend, "I'm going to see what Vegeta's doing!"

Yamcha nodded, and Goku left, searching for Vegeta. He found it seconds later, and headed in its direction.

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Gohan sighed for the third time in a row. Where the heck where Trunks and Goten? It had been well past ten minutes, and the bell for next period would be ringing in a few seconds.

10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... Gohan thought mentally as the bell rang.

"Finally," M. Trunks murmured, "sometimes Mom can get really boring. I mean, it's not like anyone can understand why the Proporocagnogamajigs need to be set fifty-two times counterclockwise on a spaceship precisely two millimeters to the right of the Frupatrackilisto for a safe blast off."

"Errr...yeah," Gohan replied. "Let's go find Goten and Trunks before they make anymore trouble."

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Vegera passed through the halls of Orange Star High School, followed by Goten, M. Goten, Trunks, MM. Trunks, and lastly Vegeta. She received cat calls and praises every step she took.

"Whooo-ee!! Is it hot in here or is it just you?" one guy said.

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!" a tall teenage boy said.

"Are you tired? Because you've been running through my dreams all night!" a football player practically shouted.

Meanwhile all this happened, Vegeta's eyebrow twitched more than twenty times. Goten, Trunks, and their future selves laughed their heads off, and more male teenagers driven by their hormones continued with their comments. Vegera took it all in, gloating and holding her head smugly.

It was then that Goku found the group, with his eyes the size of saucers and his mouth to the floor. "Vegeta!!! You never told me about...this!!!" he exclaimed.

"So this is how Kakkarot looks like as a male," Vegera muttered.

"KAKKAROT!" Vegeta shouted. "THAT IS NOT ME! THAT IS SIMPLY MY FEMALE COUNTERPART FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION!!"

The students of Orange Star High School turned their heads around to stare at Vegeta. What the hell is he talking about? they all thought. Our P.E. sub is crazy...

"He doesn't mean that!" MM. Trunks immediately said. "That's his twin sister!"

Goku, who was really confused, scratched his head. "Does Bulma know??"

"Of course no-" Vegeta was promptly interrupted by Gohan and his gang. Sharpener had his mouth opened, practically drooling, and Gohan was trying, but failing miserably, surpressing a laugh.

All was quiet for a moment, and Sharpener worked up his guts to approach Vegera with the cheesiest pick-up line that anyone had ever heard.

"If you were a booger, then I'd pick you!"

Seeing that his line received no response, he tried again. "Uhhh...yeah. Ummm...if you and me were in the alphabet, I'd put you and I together."

Vegera's eye visibly twitched. Sharpener, the stupid boy he is, continued to try to woo the lady in front of him. "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

"UNFERTILIZED!" she shouted, clearly having enough.

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"UNFERTILIZED!" Bulma heard. What the hell was that? she thought as she walked out of her classroom. Right in front of her, she saw a muscular woman. Instantly realizing who it was, she said, "Vegeta!! How come you never told me you...crossdressed?!? I thought you had taken a liking to that pink shirt!"

"GYAHH!! WOMAN!! THAT IS NOT ME!" Vegeta shouted. Bulma's eyes widened, visibly confused. "Wha??"

Vegera turned around. "Bulma, I presume?"

"AHHH!!" Bulma shouted. "But she looks just like you!! Except with...boobs."

"Woman! You will cease your mindless blubbering right now!" Vegeta yelled. "I shall explain later!"

"Uhh, we have to go guys," Gohan said to his friends. "We only have three minutes to get to class." For the first time, he noticed M. Goten and MM. Trunks. "What the heck are they doing here?"

"I just wanted a Mirai-me," Goten said, giving his brother the puppy eyes.

"So that's where you were," M. Goten said to M. Trunks. "You do know that you had everyone worrying about you like that, especially Pan. I mean it's like you just vanished into thin air!"

"Speaking of Pan," MM. Trunks said, "I wonder how she's taking my disappearance...one minute I'm talking to her, the next thing you know, I'm zapped into the past."

"Guys," Gohan said, "who's Pan? Someone important that I need to know about?"

M. Goten, M. Trunks, and MM. Trunks abruptly stopped their conversation. Both future Trunks eyed Gohan nervously, knowing exactly how protective he was of Pan. At the same time, they both responded, "Nothing Gohan! Nothing you need to know about!"

"Uh huh," Gohan said suspiciously, while M. Goten snickered. "We only have two minutes left to get to class." Gohan and his gang made their way towards Math, all unknowingly what would happen next.

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A/N: So this chapter really sucked, I have a major MAJOR writer's block. I promise that the next chapter will be a WHOLEEEEEEEEEEEEE lot better. I actually have that one all planned out. [snicker snicker] Review please!! AND THANKS FOR HELPING ME BREAK 100!! I'M IN THE TRIPLE DIGITS!!