Chapter 2: Getting Ready
A/N~ Hehehe. That was a funny chappie, Christy. World Geography is so not cool. Only 15 more minutes. Oh, are you done reading my fics yet? I'm tired of working on them because that's all I had for company in Colorado. And I'm still mad at De for meeting Viggo. And didja know: my mom likes Viggo! Gross!
A/N2~ I agree that is gross that your mom likes a guy we like!!! Again, same drill as on Vanessa's typing. On my chapters I'm A/N but on her chapters I'm A/N2. Wow! It seems like forever ago that we wrote this! ^.^
Disclaimer:
Me: You know the drill. We own nothing, although that may change.
Boromir: Why?
Me: I have a plan.
Aragorn: What is it? Are you gonna take over the world?
Me: No, that's Kitty's plan. I'm a bit subtler.
Boromir: Can you tell us?
Me: No.
Aragorn & Boromir: *puppy dog faces* Pwease?
Me: NO!
Aragorn: Why not?
Me: I like you both alive. Boromir & Aragorn: Oh. We'll shut up now.
Me: Good.
"Is there going to be enough room for us all?" I asked eyeing my suburban cautiously.
"Of course there is," Courtney said. "Me and Strider up front; you, Christy, and Boromir in the second row; the hobbits and Gimli in the third row and Kits, Legolas, and Gandalf in back." (A/N2~ Does Court actually expect Kitty and Leggo to behave?)
"Oh," I nodded. "But, can I sit next to Boromir, Christy?" I whispered. "I wanna see how long I can poke him before he goes nutzo on me."
"Fine. I don't wanna be by him anyway. Why can't he and Strider trade places?"
"No! I wanna poke Pincushion Boi!" I whined a little too loudly because Boromir overheard me.
"Don't make me sit next to her!" he cried, pointing at me.
"Oh, you know you love me."
"Hey!" Pippin yelled from the back.
"I don't love you!" Boromir yelled.
"And why not?" Pippin asked.
"But...but...I thought..." Boromir was at a loss for words. If he said he loved me, Pippin would kill him. If he said he didn't, Pippin would kill him. "Oh, never mind!"
I smiled. "I win!"
"Alright, everyone get in the car. I still need to go home and pack," Courtney said, motioning everyone into the suburban.
"So do I." Christy piped in.
"Me too!" I whined. (A/n~ I sound like a whiny baby.)
"Kitty, what about you? Do you still need to pack?" Courtney asked, looking around. "Kitty? Kitty?"
Kitty broke apart form kissing her husband. "Huh? What? I wasn't listening."
"Well, that's obvious," I muttered.
Legolas's Elven hearing heard my comment, though. "Watch it, Vanessa."
"Sorry."
"Come on, guys," Courtney sighed. "We're gonna miss our flight!"
So everyone piled into my suburban and we headed to Christy's house so she could pack. When we got there she hopped out and Merry began to follow.
"Nope!" I grabbed him by the collar of his shirt. "We don't have time enough to wait for you guys to finish 'greeting' each other."
Christy piled back into the car and we headed towards Kitty's house. We could hear Kitty and Legolas's 'greeting' all throughout the car.
"Will you two kindly knock it off?" Christy asked. "Why did we ever stick her back there with him anyway?"
"I dunno," I shrugged. "It was Court's idea."
"I thought they would have a little more self control than that," Court said in her defense.
"What about Gandalf?" I asked. "I thought he was back there with them. Pippin, look back there and check on him."
"Do I have to?" he whined.
"I bought a new bikini..." (A/N2~ I guess she doesn't realize it's fall (and close to winter) down there...)
"I'm looking! I'm looking!"
I turned around around and smiled at Christy. "I have him under my control."
"Vanessa, I'm sorry (NO I'M NOT!!!!) but I don't think anyone but him wants to see you in your new swimsuit," Christy said.
"Hey! That's not very nice!" I complained.
"It's true though."
"Oh, come on! Who here wants to see? Come on, raise your hands." No one but Pippin and I raised hands.
"Well! This hurts!" I said. "Kitty? Stop smooching with Eggo-My-Leggo boi and get your stuff."
She hurried out of the car and came back out with only a carry-on bag five minutes later.
"Vanessa, I'm just gonna drop you off and I'll come pick you up when I'm done. OK?" Courtney asked. "Thanks to the guys we're running late."
"Whatever. Does anybody want to come inside and get something to drink?" The hobbits, Kitty, and Legolas raised their hands. "I wonder why they're thirsty," I whispered to Boromir.
Courtney dropped me and the others off at my house and she drove off down the street to her house.
"There's drinks in the fridge and in the pantry. I'll be right back," I said and headed up the stairs and towards my room to pack. When I can back down I found multiple different beverages and snacks on the ground. "What did you guys do?!" I screamed. "I was gone 10 minutes! You know what? Don't even try to explain. Just help me clean up this up before my mom and sister get home."
Fifteen minutes later I heard the garage door open and the sound of my mom's BMW could be heard. "Oh, great! My mom doesn't know about you guys! Umm...everyone except Kitty hide in the art room."
My mom came through the back door and out to me when she saw the mess. "Vanessa! What did you do?"
"I'm thinking she's mad about the little mess," I whispered. "Come on, guys, we'll sneak out the front and wait for Courtney." I ushered everyone out the door and towards the corner. "That was close!"
"Can we sit down?" Sam asked. I nodded and all four of the hobbits fell to the ground.
"Pippin, come here," I commanded. He walked over slowly; debating whether or not to be excited since the mess was his fault.
"I'm sorry for making the mess," he said quietly.
"What? So it was you. That's not what I was going for but OK. I just wanted to talk because we haven't seemed to have the time."
Just then, Courtney drove up to the curb.
"We'll talk later, I guess," I said. "Court, can I drive now? I drive the fastest anyway."
She looked at Christy cautiously, but handed me the keys anyway.
"Yea!" I squealed. "Everyone, buckle up, this is going to be one heck of a ride!"
A/N~ Finally! I'm done. It took me an hour to write four pages. Anyway...GO CHRISSY!! (I'm a slutty cheerleader!)
A/N2~ First, I'd like to say, I'm sorry to any and all cheerleaders that were offended by her remark. I'm also sorry if there are any typing mistakes in here as this was typed late at night while I'm waiting to see if a Stargate SG-1 rerun is gonna be on. See ya the next chapter.
Don't click the 'next chapter' button until you review!!!
A/N~ Hehehe. That was a funny chappie, Christy. World Geography is so not cool. Only 15 more minutes. Oh, are you done reading my fics yet? I'm tired of working on them because that's all I had for company in Colorado. And I'm still mad at De for meeting Viggo. And didja know: my mom likes Viggo! Gross!
A/N2~ I agree that is gross that your mom likes a guy we like!!! Again, same drill as on Vanessa's typing. On my chapters I'm A/N but on her chapters I'm A/N2. Wow! It seems like forever ago that we wrote this! ^.^
Disclaimer:
Me: You know the drill. We own nothing, although that may change.
Boromir: Why?
Me: I have a plan.
Aragorn: What is it? Are you gonna take over the world?
Me: No, that's Kitty's plan. I'm a bit subtler.
Boromir: Can you tell us?
Me: No.
Aragorn & Boromir: *puppy dog faces* Pwease?
Me: NO!
Aragorn: Why not?
Me: I like you both alive. Boromir & Aragorn: Oh. We'll shut up now.
Me: Good.
"Is there going to be enough room for us all?" I asked eyeing my suburban cautiously.
"Of course there is," Courtney said. "Me and Strider up front; you, Christy, and Boromir in the second row; the hobbits and Gimli in the third row and Kits, Legolas, and Gandalf in back." (A/N2~ Does Court actually expect Kitty and Leggo to behave?)
"Oh," I nodded. "But, can I sit next to Boromir, Christy?" I whispered. "I wanna see how long I can poke him before he goes nutzo on me."
"Fine. I don't wanna be by him anyway. Why can't he and Strider trade places?"
"No! I wanna poke Pincushion Boi!" I whined a little too loudly because Boromir overheard me.
"Don't make me sit next to her!" he cried, pointing at me.
"Oh, you know you love me."
"Hey!" Pippin yelled from the back.
"I don't love you!" Boromir yelled.
"And why not?" Pippin asked.
"But...but...I thought..." Boromir was at a loss for words. If he said he loved me, Pippin would kill him. If he said he didn't, Pippin would kill him. "Oh, never mind!"
I smiled. "I win!"
"Alright, everyone get in the car. I still need to go home and pack," Courtney said, motioning everyone into the suburban.
"So do I." Christy piped in.
"Me too!" I whined. (A/n~ I sound like a whiny baby.)
"Kitty, what about you? Do you still need to pack?" Courtney asked, looking around. "Kitty? Kitty?"
Kitty broke apart form kissing her husband. "Huh? What? I wasn't listening."
"Well, that's obvious," I muttered.
Legolas's Elven hearing heard my comment, though. "Watch it, Vanessa."
"Sorry."
"Come on, guys," Courtney sighed. "We're gonna miss our flight!"
So everyone piled into my suburban and we headed to Christy's house so she could pack. When we got there she hopped out and Merry began to follow.
"Nope!" I grabbed him by the collar of his shirt. "We don't have time enough to wait for you guys to finish 'greeting' each other."
Christy piled back into the car and we headed towards Kitty's house. We could hear Kitty and Legolas's 'greeting' all throughout the car.
"Will you two kindly knock it off?" Christy asked. "Why did we ever stick her back there with him anyway?"
"I dunno," I shrugged. "It was Court's idea."
"I thought they would have a little more self control than that," Court said in her defense.
"What about Gandalf?" I asked. "I thought he was back there with them. Pippin, look back there and check on him."
"Do I have to?" he whined.
"I bought a new bikini..." (A/N2~ I guess she doesn't realize it's fall (and close to winter) down there...)
"I'm looking! I'm looking!"
I turned around around and smiled at Christy. "I have him under my control."
"Vanessa, I'm sorry (NO I'M NOT!!!!) but I don't think anyone but him wants to see you in your new swimsuit," Christy said.
"Hey! That's not very nice!" I complained.
"It's true though."
"Oh, come on! Who here wants to see? Come on, raise your hands." No one but Pippin and I raised hands.
"Well! This hurts!" I said. "Kitty? Stop smooching with Eggo-My-Leggo boi and get your stuff."
She hurried out of the car and came back out with only a carry-on bag five minutes later.
"Vanessa, I'm just gonna drop you off and I'll come pick you up when I'm done. OK?" Courtney asked. "Thanks to the guys we're running late."
"Whatever. Does anybody want to come inside and get something to drink?" The hobbits, Kitty, and Legolas raised their hands. "I wonder why they're thirsty," I whispered to Boromir.
Courtney dropped me and the others off at my house and she drove off down the street to her house.
"There's drinks in the fridge and in the pantry. I'll be right back," I said and headed up the stairs and towards my room to pack. When I can back down I found multiple different beverages and snacks on the ground. "What did you guys do?!" I screamed. "I was gone 10 minutes! You know what? Don't even try to explain. Just help me clean up this up before my mom and sister get home."
Fifteen minutes later I heard the garage door open and the sound of my mom's BMW could be heard. "Oh, great! My mom doesn't know about you guys! Umm...everyone except Kitty hide in the art room."
My mom came through the back door and out to me when she saw the mess. "Vanessa! What did you do?"
"I'm thinking she's mad about the little mess," I whispered. "Come on, guys, we'll sneak out the front and wait for Courtney." I ushered everyone out the door and towards the corner. "That was close!"
"Can we sit down?" Sam asked. I nodded and all four of the hobbits fell to the ground.
"Pippin, come here," I commanded. He walked over slowly; debating whether or not to be excited since the mess was his fault.
"I'm sorry for making the mess," he said quietly.
"What? So it was you. That's not what I was going for but OK. I just wanted to talk because we haven't seemed to have the time."
Just then, Courtney drove up to the curb.
"We'll talk later, I guess," I said. "Court, can I drive now? I drive the fastest anyway."
She looked at Christy cautiously, but handed me the keys anyway.
"Yea!" I squealed. "Everyone, buckle up, this is going to be one heck of a ride!"
A/N~ Finally! I'm done. It took me an hour to write four pages. Anyway...GO CHRISSY!! (I'm a slutty cheerleader!)
A/N2~ First, I'd like to say, I'm sorry to any and all cheerleaders that were offended by her remark. I'm also sorry if there are any typing mistakes in here as this was typed late at night while I'm waiting to see if a Stargate SG-1 rerun is gonna be on. See ya the next chapter.
Don't click the 'next chapter' button until you review!!!
