Chapter 4: Hotel check-in and the Hamilton Adventure

A/N~ I tried reading this on the bus and Daniel attacked me! He tore the front cover too. Then, someone in the back asked if I was 'his whore'. Jerks! Just because I'm sitting with him doesn't mean I'm shagging him. I hate those people.

A/N2~ Vanessa, I hate to break it to you but evidently those people hate you too. ^.^ The Daniel mentioned above is the same Daniel mentioned in our profile (if we still haven't gotten around to changing it!) Also, I'm sorry for my crappy titles if Vanessa has spoiled you with hers. I'm dead-tired, but too lazy to get off of my computer and go the, like, two feet to my bed. Sad, huh? ^.^ I'll leave you alone and I'll let Boromir and Aragorn the disclaimer.

Disclaimer:

Aragorn: Hello all.

You: Hi.

Boromir: How are you today?

You: I'm ______(fill in the blank).

Aragorn: That's great. OR That's horrible. (Depends on answer)

Boromir: Can you tell me how much these psycho girls own?

You: Nothing.

Boromir & Aragorn: Very good! *Patz heads* Would you like a treat?

You: YES!!!

Boromir & Aragorn: Sorry. We don't have any right now but we'll tell Christy to go get some later.

You: OK.

Me (offstage): Can you tell I worked with 3- and 4-yr.-olds today?

We all piled into our newly rented SUV and made our way to the hotel. It was a semi-nice hotel. Nothing fancy because otherwise we would have had no money. Come to think of it we didn't have any money then, either, save Christy.

"Are you OK, Frodo?" I asked, turning in my seat to get a better look. "You look kinda green."

"I've never flown before."

"Ohhh..."

"Nessa? Won't you come sit with us?" Pippin asked. "I want to continue our 'conversation' from earlier."

"Finally!" I thought. "OK." I looked at Christy (A/N2~ She seems to be looking at me a lot in this fic, huh? Maybe Alex was on the right track when he called her a 'lezzi'! Hehehe!) and grinned evilly. "Move Gimli! I'm sitting there now."

He griped, but in the end moved and I took his place...next to Pippin. Oooo...the possibilities!

Courtney and Christy sat in the front seats so they could configure the map. Aragorn, Boromir, and Legolas sat in the second row. The hobbits and I sat in the third row. Kitty, Gimli, and Gandalf sat in the back.

"I wanna be with my husband!" Kitty complained.

"I think you've seen enough of him," Boromir said, exasperated.

We arrived at the hotel a few minutes later and lugged in all our luggage. "Ummm...Three rooms please?" Christy said to the teller.

He looked at everyone, sighed, and handed over the keys. We headed towards the elevators and discussed room arrangements.

"It'll work," Christy said (A/N2~ I did NOT! I do NOT like this arrangement!!!). "Us four girls in one room, the hobbits and Gandalf and another, and everyone else in the last."

"But I'll miss my baby!!" Kits cried.

"You'll be with each other every other time," Courtney sighed. "No doubt in each others' arms."

"You know us so well," Kitty said happily.

"Come on, guys," I said after we had put our luggage in the rooms. "I wanna check out this place."

We all hopped (*hops*) into the car and Christy and Courtney looked on the map. "Umm...why don't we go see the old set they used for Hobbiton in LotR?" Courtney asked.

"Yeah, that sounds like fun!" I said.

"We're going ...where?" Aragorn asked, turning around to look at me.

I sighed. "Duh...Hobbiton."

.~*~.

"So we came here, so we could go to Hobbiton?" he asked again 25 minutes later as we started our tour.

"As you can tell we're not actually there. We're on a set where they filmed it," I answered.

"Filmed? I'm not sure I follow."

"Don't worry that greasy little head of yours," I said, giving up.

"I'm not greasy!"

I held up a string of his curly black/brown hair. "Uh-huh. Sure you're not." I walked over to Christy. "But the hair is what makes him sexy," I said quietly to her. (A/N2~ And the body, and the sword, and ... I'll stop now. Sorry if this is gettin annoying.)

"Nessie! I'm telling Pippin!" she cried.

"NO!! Besides, there's nothing to tell."

"Tell me what?" Pippin asked suddenly appearing by my side.

I put my arm around him and glared daggers at Christy (ouch!!). "Nothing."

I heard Sam gasp. "It's Mr. Frodo's hobbit-hole! What is this place?"

"Just don't ask," Courtney said. "Where's Kitty and Legolas?"

"Not again! I thought you were watching them, Nessie!" Christy cried. "Nessie? Vanessa? Courtney, do you know where she went?"

A/N~ Hehe. Where am I? Where's Kitty? That's up to Christy! *tags her* Hehe! *Runs off with a leprechaun chasing angrily and yelling something about his 'lucky charms'*.

A/N2~ Does anyone else get the feeling Courtney and I sound like bad babysitters? Also, do I care where Vanessa is?! NO!!! ^.^ FYI: (as if you didn't already know. LOL!) We are on the North Island and Hobbiton was filmed in a place-y called Hamilton. ^.^ Also we know that they returned the place with the holes back to the pre-LotR look. See y'all on the next chapter and don't forget to review or I'll send someone after you (and NO it will not be a hott guy! I keep those for myself!)!

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