Chapter 7: Shopping and Slash- They don't mix!

A/N~ OK, this chapter was supposed to happen in the night club, but thanks to Vanessa's lack of fluff, it won't. That's OK though, because I think it works out better this way. If I seem cruel in any way shape or form to gay people etc. I apologize ahead of time.

Disclaimer:

Me: OK, this is getting old.

Aragorn: Yes, you should know they don't own anything.

Me: Actually, we do! We own ourselves, Kitty, Courtney, Alex (even though he's not in this chapter, we still own him), Maha, and John, not that I wish to own Maha and/or John!! EWWW!!

Boromir: Continuing, they are not making any money off of this either. It is purely for entertainment.

Me: Bad entertainment, but entertainment nonetheless. And if you wish to send donations, you may!

Aragorn: Enough with the money already!

Me: *poutz* Fine. I'll type the story now.

Boromir: Good.

"Christy! Christy! Christy! Wake up!" Kitty, Courtney, and Vanessa yelled.

"Huh?" I asked, finally waking up.

"Get up," Courtney reiterated, exasperated.

"OK, fine. I'll get up," I grumbled (I'm not a morning person.).

"Hurry up, too. We're going shopping today!" Vanessa said.

"JOY!" Kitty exclaimed, rolling her eyes. (She only likes to shop at Wal- mart, where a guy from our school she dubbed "SuperCuteBoy", works.

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"This 'shopping' is not much fun," Gimli griped.

"Aye, that it is not," Gandalf agreed.

The Fellowship was not having the greatest time, while us girls, on the other hand, were having a blast. (A/N~I hate Geometry, just FYI) We went from store to store buying a lot of crap that we didn't even need, or for that matter, probably would never need. Guess who got stuck carrying the bags: our favorite guys.

"OMG! (They actually said "O-M-G!" hehehe!) That would look so hott on you, honey!" we heard a semi-male sounding voice behind us.

"Are you sure, sweetcakes?" another not so masculine, yet not feminine voice answered.

"Oh, God, please tell me that's not who I think it is!" I begged, just loud enough for Courtney, Kitty, and Vanessa to hear.

'I'm not God, but I think it is," Kitty replied. "Maybe they won't see us...Too late..."

"Christy, Kitty, Courtney, Vanessa, what are you doing here?" Maha asked. "And who are you with?"

"Yes, tell us. They look scrumptious," John agreed.

"NO! You are NOT getting my man!" Kitty yelled and jumped in front of Legolas.

"Umm...This is Gandalf, Frodo..." I hesitantly introduced the Fellowship and made sure I got the point across that Merry was mine.

"Oh, hello, Gandalf, was it?" Maha said, moving closer to the wizard. Gandalf looked at him funny and edged away, only to bump into John, who looked rather pleased by the fact that he had been able to run into the Isitari.

"Hi, handsome," John batted his eyes. Gandalf looked at the four of us girls, hoping that we would rescue him. Not a chance; we were too busy cracking up.

"Oh, my gosh! This is sooooooooooooooo funny!" Kitty laughed.

"My stomach hurts!" I gasped, clutching my sides.

"And you're crying," Aragorn noted, which made us giggle even harder.

"Oh, Valar! Why me?" Gandalf asked, as if they would come to his aid.

"Because we love you!" Maha and John answered.

"Ahhh!" the Isitari screamed and fainted.

A/N~ Hehehe! You turn, Nessie. *Tagz her and runz off with Dom, again, never to be seen again. * ^.^ Have fun!