Chapter 9: Butterfly in the Sky
A/N~ OK, this may just be fluff because I only have one day to write it.
Disclaimer:
Me: We no own nothing!
Boromir: Can we please stop saying this? It's getting annoying!
Aragorn: Yeah, like, totally, dude! (I'm REALLY tired! Leave me alone!)
Me: Did anyone see the Stargate SG-1 series premiere on June 13? It was AWESOME! I wish I owned that too, but I don't. Shall add that to my wish list of things to own.
Aragorn: What's on there already?
Me: Stargate SG-1, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, X-men, you know, anything with hott guys!
Boromir: Oh. Moving on...
"They cannot get those pants!" I screamed. I NEVER want to see Maha and/or John in Ricky Martin pants!"
"Shh! Here they come!" Vanessa whispered. "They might hear you."
There was no chance of that as they were "singing" at the top of their lungs. "Butterfly in the sky *they swept their right hands through the air*, I can fly twice as high *they swept their left hands through the air*. Take a look *they pointed at their eyes*, it's in a book *they made a 'book' with their hands and opened it*. A reading *right hands go through the air* rainbow *left hands go through air*!" (A/N~ Sorry about the little thingies that they did, if they were confusing.)
"What are they trying to sing?" Merry asked, covering his ears.
"Don't ask; just run!" I replied and the thirteen of us fled, sprinting out the door.
"Where now?" Kitty asked from the driver's seat.
"I dunno," Vanessa replied, looking at Courtney and me for suggestions.
"Just anywhere away from here and Maha and John," I answered as Kitty pulled out of the parking lot.
"We're letting Kitty drive," Courtney wondered aloud and shook her head. "We're all gonna die!"
.~*~.
"Wooooo! This FUN!" Kitty exclaimed as we all gripped our seats in fear. I'm sure the Kiwis (people who live in New Zealand. I add this because Vanessa didn't know, so I wanted no confusion for anyone.) were pissing their pants because they were so freaked out. Kitty was driving on the right side of the road and Kiwis were swerving off the road to avoid hitting us, considering you're supposed to drive on the left side of the road in New Zealand.
"Kitty, Sweetheart?" Legolas asked." Could you maybe slow down and go with the flow of traffic?"
"What?" she asked, turning around to face the Elf, who repeated himself.
"Kitty! Watch out! There's a tree!" Vanessa yelled as Kitty drove us off the road by accident.
"I saw it," she told everyone as she swerved back on the road. "Oh, look! A four-way stop!" she exclaimed as she slammed on the brakes, giving us all whiplash.
"Hey, look at that!" Kitty exclaimed again. "A hospital and a mortuary right next to each other. How weird."
"Uh...uh...uh..." everyone whimpered and Merry and Pippin climbed over to Vanessa and me and clung on in fear.
Over everyone's whimpering Gandalf could be heard trying to magic the doors unlocked. Kitty had evilly locked all the doors and locked to controls to her door.
"Edro! Edro! Edro! (Open! Open! Open!) Please! Open Sesame! Umm...OH! Mellon," he tried. He then grew aware of the stares he was receiving. "What? 'Mellon' worked last time! But it won't work now!" he whined.
"Whatever," everyone replied.
"Kitty, move! I'm driving now!" Courtney told our younger friend.
"Oh, alright," she sounded sad, then suddenly brightened. "I'm coming Leggy!"
"Tell me she's never driving again," Pippin begged.
"She's not!" Vanessa answered, still shaking.
"Woo! That was really fun, Kitty!" I exclaimed, still hyper from the adrenaline rush of the ride. "Let's do that again!" I laughed, seeing how many "you-must-be-joking" stares I could get. It was not in vain- I got a whole car-full.
"Where to?" Court asked.
"Back to the hotel," Gandalf pleaded.
A/N~ Whooo! You turn!
Don't forget to review!!!
A/N~ OK, this may just be fluff because I only have one day to write it.
Disclaimer:
Me: We no own nothing!
Boromir: Can we please stop saying this? It's getting annoying!
Aragorn: Yeah, like, totally, dude! (I'm REALLY tired! Leave me alone!)
Me: Did anyone see the Stargate SG-1 series premiere on June 13? It was AWESOME! I wish I owned that too, but I don't. Shall add that to my wish list of things to own.
Aragorn: What's on there already?
Me: Stargate SG-1, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, X-men, you know, anything with hott guys!
Boromir: Oh. Moving on...
"They cannot get those pants!" I screamed. I NEVER want to see Maha and/or John in Ricky Martin pants!"
"Shh! Here they come!" Vanessa whispered. "They might hear you."
There was no chance of that as they were "singing" at the top of their lungs. "Butterfly in the sky *they swept their right hands through the air*, I can fly twice as high *they swept their left hands through the air*. Take a look *they pointed at their eyes*, it's in a book *they made a 'book' with their hands and opened it*. A reading *right hands go through the air* rainbow *left hands go through air*!" (A/N~ Sorry about the little thingies that they did, if they were confusing.)
"What are they trying to sing?" Merry asked, covering his ears.
"Don't ask; just run!" I replied and the thirteen of us fled, sprinting out the door.
"Where now?" Kitty asked from the driver's seat.
"I dunno," Vanessa replied, looking at Courtney and me for suggestions.
"Just anywhere away from here and Maha and John," I answered as Kitty pulled out of the parking lot.
"We're letting Kitty drive," Courtney wondered aloud and shook her head. "We're all gonna die!"
.~*~.
"Wooooo! This FUN!" Kitty exclaimed as we all gripped our seats in fear. I'm sure the Kiwis (people who live in New Zealand. I add this because Vanessa didn't know, so I wanted no confusion for anyone.) were pissing their pants because they were so freaked out. Kitty was driving on the right side of the road and Kiwis were swerving off the road to avoid hitting us, considering you're supposed to drive on the left side of the road in New Zealand.
"Kitty, Sweetheart?" Legolas asked." Could you maybe slow down and go with the flow of traffic?"
"What?" she asked, turning around to face the Elf, who repeated himself.
"Kitty! Watch out! There's a tree!" Vanessa yelled as Kitty drove us off the road by accident.
"I saw it," she told everyone as she swerved back on the road. "Oh, look! A four-way stop!" she exclaimed as she slammed on the brakes, giving us all whiplash.
"Hey, look at that!" Kitty exclaimed again. "A hospital and a mortuary right next to each other. How weird."
"Uh...uh...uh..." everyone whimpered and Merry and Pippin climbed over to Vanessa and me and clung on in fear.
Over everyone's whimpering Gandalf could be heard trying to magic the doors unlocked. Kitty had evilly locked all the doors and locked to controls to her door.
"Edro! Edro! Edro! (Open! Open! Open!) Please! Open Sesame! Umm...OH! Mellon," he tried. He then grew aware of the stares he was receiving. "What? 'Mellon' worked last time! But it won't work now!" he whined.
"Whatever," everyone replied.
"Kitty, move! I'm driving now!" Courtney told our younger friend.
"Oh, alright," she sounded sad, then suddenly brightened. "I'm coming Leggy!"
"Tell me she's never driving again," Pippin begged.
"She's not!" Vanessa answered, still shaking.
"Woo! That was really fun, Kitty!" I exclaimed, still hyper from the adrenaline rush of the ride. "Let's do that again!" I laughed, seeing how many "you-must-be-joking" stares I could get. It was not in vain- I got a whole car-full.
"Where to?" Court asked.
"Back to the hotel," Gandalf pleaded.
A/N~ Whooo! You turn!
Don't forget to review!!!
