Chapter 10: A "G-rated" diary and the Hobbits
Attack CiCi's Pizza
A/N~ Whoo! That was funny! Just so you know, I didn't really pee my pants. OK? Oh, and Maha told John what we wrote about him. I'm gonna kill him (Maha)! We never should have trusted him. This chapter was written while I'm still steaming over the fact that Maha betrayed our trust.
A/N2~ OK, we should have known that Maha would do something like that when he said he thought the slash was funny. I wrote that chapter because he pissed me off! (He text messaged Alex (the one in this story) and wrote " You like Christy and she likes you". That's totally untrue, so it pissed me off. How is that funny?) We spent the rest of the school year convincing that John that the one in the story was a different one, and I think the different one works better but that's OK, and WOW! This is long. Sorry. I'll stop now.
Disclaimer:
Me: Well, guys what are going to do for the disclaimer today?
Guys: *silence because they're not there*
Me: Guys? Hello? We have to do the disclaimer.
Boromir: Arg.
Aragorn: Aye, aye, Captain.
Me: *raises eyebrow* What are you two doing? And why are you wearing pirate outfits? (OK, I know I just made Vanessa squeal with delight!)
Boromir: Nothing. We found them in Legolas's stuff and thought they looked cool.
Aragorn: And they're dirty! Only problem is they belong to somebody named 'Captain Jack Sparrow', according to the name on the collar.
Me: EEEEEE!!!! Pirates of the Caribbean! We own nothing! *Runs off to find more pirate stuff*
"Yea!" I cried, falling onto the bed. "No more driving! No more Kitty! No more trees!"
"I know! Kitty, you just about killed us with your driving!" Courtney said to her friend, who was digging through her bag. "What are you looking for?"
"Huh? Oh, food."
"But you just finished lunch!" Christy said. (A/N2~ OK, I am not this stupid! I know better than to ask something like that!!!!)
"Well, I'm hungry again," Kitty retorted and began searching through my bag.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"I'm still looking for something to eat." She pulled out a green, leather- bound book and started flipping through the pages. "What's this?"
"Hey! Don't read that!" I screamed and lunged at her.
She moved out of the way at the last moment, though. She flipped to a page and began to read aloud. "'Pippin kissed me today! So happy! I like the way he...' Vanessa! I have one thing to say...GGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I pounced on her (A/N2~ There she goes with that 'lezzi' behavior again! I'm not gay-bashing; don't sue me!) and grabbed my journal back from her grasp. "That's it! I'm moving into a different room!" I packed up my stuff and walked out the door. Oh, was I mad.
I knocked on Aragorn, Boromir, Gimli, and Legolas's door. Boromir answered the door and I stormed in without a word.
"Umm...Vanessa? I don't want to sound rude, but...what are you doing here?" Aragorn asked.
"Me? Well, I kinda got into a fight with Legolas's wife and I decided to move in with you guys for the last few days."
"What?!" Gimli cried. "She cannot stay in here!" (A/N2~ I'm sorry, but if she wants to that's your, and her, problem. No one wants to see Gimli without a shirt on! *Shudders* I am not, in any way, shape, or form, Dwarf- bashing. Do not sue me!)
"And why not?" I asked. "If you don't think there'll be enough room, you can move in with Christy, Kitty, and Courtney."
"I'll do it," Legolas said with a grin.
"NO! It's not going to be you. If so, no one within a 2 mile radius will be able to sleep."
He looked a little put out by this, but understood. "So, are we going to send someone in her place?" he asked.
"If you don't want to I can sleep on the floor. Heck, I could even sleep in the chair."
"Alright," Aragorn said. "You can stay in here as long as you don't try anything."
"Moi?" I asked sweetly. "Would I really try anything of the sort?"
Boromir snorted. "He means no jokes."
"Oh, alright," I said. "So, what's for dinner? Do any of you know?" They shook their heads. (A/N~ Yea! Only 100 more miles until we reach Houston! Question: Will Elrond's two sons be in the 3rd movie? I wanna see what they look like according to Petey.)
I went to my old room and knocked on the door. Christy answered. "What are we doing for dinner? I'm hungry."
"When aren't you hungry?" she asked. "Umm...I dunno. How about pizza tonight?"
"OK. From where?"
"We could go to CiCi's," Christy offered.
"Hmm...Good idea. It's cheap, there's a lot of food, and it has my 4 favorite words- all you can eat!!!!"
"Ain't that the truth," she muttered under her breath.
"I heard that, missy!"
"Just go tell the guys what we're doing for dinner and get ready."
"Okie-dokies!" I saluted her and marched off to the other two rooms.
.~*~.
"I don't think a buffet was such a good idea, " Courtney said, eyeing the hobbits' plates, which were piled with food.
"Oh, well, it only costs a couple of dollars. I don't think CiCi's company planned on hobbits when they came up with the buffet thing," I replied.
"Umm...Kitty?" Legolas asked, looking at the pizza. "What is this?"
"DUH! Pizza!" she answered.
"OK. I don't want to seem stupid, or anything, but, what's pizza?"
"It's, like, umm, how can I put this? It's...pizza."
"Right..."
"Legolas?" Courtney asked. "Just ignore her and take whatever looks good, before the hobbits get to it."
"Good idea." Kitty's eyes glowed red. "Except for the part about ignoring Kitty." He laughed nervously and reached for a slice of pepperoni pizza.
By the time everyone was on their 3rd or 4th slice, the hobbits were on their way for a 3rd helping. I finished eating and watched the hobbits stuff their faces. It was quite a sight to see! (A/N~ Christy, I saw Reading Rainbow Friday after school! Ahh!)
"Is everyone done?" Courtney asked.
The hobbits looked at her in disbelief. "We haven't even touched the desserts yet!" Pippin cried.
"Umm...Pippin? I think you're gonna run the company out of business if you guys eat anymore," I said.
The hobbits looked a little put out by this, but perked up when I offered to give them money to play a video game.
Frodo chose to play the "Driving USA" game and failed miserably. Merry had his try at that game too, and did a little better, but crashed a few times when the elephant pooed on his car. Pippin and Sam played against each other on the Simpson's.
"Alright, let's go," I said when they were done.
"Driving is a lot harder than it looks," Frodo said as we climbed into the SUV.
"It's not that hard," I replied. "Except for Kitty, who can't seem to grasp the concept that you drive on only one side of the yellow line." (A/N2~ Here's a song for Kitty- instead of the 'yellow brick road'. Follow the yellow straight line! Follow the yellow straight line! ^.^)
"Hey! At least I don't write non-G-rated things about a certain hobbit in my journal."
"I should hope you don't!" Legolas cried.
"I know you didn't just say that!" I screamed and lunged at her, but Aragorn jumped in my way.
"No fighting in the car," he said.
"Fine. Are we almost back yet so I can kill Kitty?" I asked bitterly.
A/N~ Hehehe. I liked this chapter. I'm not really like that to Kits, if you're wondering. It's just for fun. Go, Christy!
A/N2~ She may not be like that to Kits, but I am! She knows I'm joking, though, and does it back because we've known each other since 3rd grade. When we graduate, we'll have been friends for 10 years! Creepy, huh? I'll stop now.
Remember: REVIEW!!!! REVIEW!!!!!
Attack CiCi's Pizza
A/N~ Whoo! That was funny! Just so you know, I didn't really pee my pants. OK? Oh, and Maha told John what we wrote about him. I'm gonna kill him (Maha)! We never should have trusted him. This chapter was written while I'm still steaming over the fact that Maha betrayed our trust.
A/N2~ OK, we should have known that Maha would do something like that when he said he thought the slash was funny. I wrote that chapter because he pissed me off! (He text messaged Alex (the one in this story) and wrote " You like Christy and she likes you". That's totally untrue, so it pissed me off. How is that funny?) We spent the rest of the school year convincing that John that the one in the story was a different one, and I think the different one works better but that's OK, and WOW! This is long. Sorry. I'll stop now.
Disclaimer:
Me: Well, guys what are going to do for the disclaimer today?
Guys: *silence because they're not there*
Me: Guys? Hello? We have to do the disclaimer.
Boromir: Arg.
Aragorn: Aye, aye, Captain.
Me: *raises eyebrow* What are you two doing? And why are you wearing pirate outfits? (OK, I know I just made Vanessa squeal with delight!)
Boromir: Nothing. We found them in Legolas's stuff and thought they looked cool.
Aragorn: And they're dirty! Only problem is they belong to somebody named 'Captain Jack Sparrow', according to the name on the collar.
Me: EEEEEE!!!! Pirates of the Caribbean! We own nothing! *Runs off to find more pirate stuff*
"Yea!" I cried, falling onto the bed. "No more driving! No more Kitty! No more trees!"
"I know! Kitty, you just about killed us with your driving!" Courtney said to her friend, who was digging through her bag. "What are you looking for?"
"Huh? Oh, food."
"But you just finished lunch!" Christy said. (A/N2~ OK, I am not this stupid! I know better than to ask something like that!!!!)
"Well, I'm hungry again," Kitty retorted and began searching through my bag.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"I'm still looking for something to eat." She pulled out a green, leather- bound book and started flipping through the pages. "What's this?"
"Hey! Don't read that!" I screamed and lunged at her.
She moved out of the way at the last moment, though. She flipped to a page and began to read aloud. "'Pippin kissed me today! So happy! I like the way he...' Vanessa! I have one thing to say...GGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I pounced on her (A/N2~ There she goes with that 'lezzi' behavior again! I'm not gay-bashing; don't sue me!) and grabbed my journal back from her grasp. "That's it! I'm moving into a different room!" I packed up my stuff and walked out the door. Oh, was I mad.
I knocked on Aragorn, Boromir, Gimli, and Legolas's door. Boromir answered the door and I stormed in without a word.
"Umm...Vanessa? I don't want to sound rude, but...what are you doing here?" Aragorn asked.
"Me? Well, I kinda got into a fight with Legolas's wife and I decided to move in with you guys for the last few days."
"What?!" Gimli cried. "She cannot stay in here!" (A/N2~ I'm sorry, but if she wants to that's your, and her, problem. No one wants to see Gimli without a shirt on! *Shudders* I am not, in any way, shape, or form, Dwarf- bashing. Do not sue me!)
"And why not?" I asked. "If you don't think there'll be enough room, you can move in with Christy, Kitty, and Courtney."
"I'll do it," Legolas said with a grin.
"NO! It's not going to be you. If so, no one within a 2 mile radius will be able to sleep."
He looked a little put out by this, but understood. "So, are we going to send someone in her place?" he asked.
"If you don't want to I can sleep on the floor. Heck, I could even sleep in the chair."
"Alright," Aragorn said. "You can stay in here as long as you don't try anything."
"Moi?" I asked sweetly. "Would I really try anything of the sort?"
Boromir snorted. "He means no jokes."
"Oh, alright," I said. "So, what's for dinner? Do any of you know?" They shook their heads. (A/N~ Yea! Only 100 more miles until we reach Houston! Question: Will Elrond's two sons be in the 3rd movie? I wanna see what they look like according to Petey.)
I went to my old room and knocked on the door. Christy answered. "What are we doing for dinner? I'm hungry."
"When aren't you hungry?" she asked. "Umm...I dunno. How about pizza tonight?"
"OK. From where?"
"We could go to CiCi's," Christy offered.
"Hmm...Good idea. It's cheap, there's a lot of food, and it has my 4 favorite words- all you can eat!!!!"
"Ain't that the truth," she muttered under her breath.
"I heard that, missy!"
"Just go tell the guys what we're doing for dinner and get ready."
"Okie-dokies!" I saluted her and marched off to the other two rooms.
.~*~.
"I don't think a buffet was such a good idea, " Courtney said, eyeing the hobbits' plates, which were piled with food.
"Oh, well, it only costs a couple of dollars. I don't think CiCi's company planned on hobbits when they came up with the buffet thing," I replied.
"Umm...Kitty?" Legolas asked, looking at the pizza. "What is this?"
"DUH! Pizza!" she answered.
"OK. I don't want to seem stupid, or anything, but, what's pizza?"
"It's, like, umm, how can I put this? It's...pizza."
"Right..."
"Legolas?" Courtney asked. "Just ignore her and take whatever looks good, before the hobbits get to it."
"Good idea." Kitty's eyes glowed red. "Except for the part about ignoring Kitty." He laughed nervously and reached for a slice of pepperoni pizza.
By the time everyone was on their 3rd or 4th slice, the hobbits were on their way for a 3rd helping. I finished eating and watched the hobbits stuff their faces. It was quite a sight to see! (A/N~ Christy, I saw Reading Rainbow Friday after school! Ahh!)
"Is everyone done?" Courtney asked.
The hobbits looked at her in disbelief. "We haven't even touched the desserts yet!" Pippin cried.
"Umm...Pippin? I think you're gonna run the company out of business if you guys eat anymore," I said.
The hobbits looked a little put out by this, but perked up when I offered to give them money to play a video game.
Frodo chose to play the "Driving USA" game and failed miserably. Merry had his try at that game too, and did a little better, but crashed a few times when the elephant pooed on his car. Pippin and Sam played against each other on the Simpson's.
"Alright, let's go," I said when they were done.
"Driving is a lot harder than it looks," Frodo said as we climbed into the SUV.
"It's not that hard," I replied. "Except for Kitty, who can't seem to grasp the concept that you drive on only one side of the yellow line." (A/N2~ Here's a song for Kitty- instead of the 'yellow brick road'. Follow the yellow straight line! Follow the yellow straight line! ^.^)
"Hey! At least I don't write non-G-rated things about a certain hobbit in my journal."
"I should hope you don't!" Legolas cried.
"I know you didn't just say that!" I screamed and lunged at her, but Aragorn jumped in my way.
"No fighting in the car," he said.
"Fine. Are we almost back yet so I can kill Kitty?" I asked bitterly.
A/N~ Hehehe. I liked this chapter. I'm not really like that to Kits, if you're wondering. It's just for fun. Go, Christy!
A/N2~ She may not be like that to Kits, but I am! She knows I'm joking, though, and does it back because we've known each other since 3rd grade. When we graduate, we'll have been friends for 10 years! Creepy, huh? I'll stop now.
Remember: REVIEW!!!! REVIEW!!!!!
