Chapter 11: Kitty's Big Uh-oh!
A/N~ So tired...so bored...and for some reason, I'm in a bad mood. I want Kitty to be pregnant, but I dunno if she'd go for that. I'll ask her later. Spanish...so boring...
Disclaimer:
Me: Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! *Sobs*
Boromir: Translation: They own NOTHING!!!
Aragorn: Also they are making NO money off of this, so they have nothing to sue for.
"Ugh! I am so tired!" I groaned as everyone filed into mine, Kitty, and Courtney's room to watch a movie.
"I'm still hungry!" Kitty complained.
"What?" Merry asked. "Even we're full." He indicated his cousins, Sam and himself as he spoke.
"You know something's wrong when the hobbits are full and you're not," Courtney noted.
"Yeah, you sound like you're pregnant," Vanessa joked. "Like you're eating for two."
When Kitty got a thoughtful look on her face, I protested. "Please, tell me you didn't!"
"Well, we are married," Legolas said, adding his two cents in.
"Haven't you ever heard of 'protection'? (A/N~ Sorry about that. I don't know what was wrong with me when I wrote this chapter. Obviously, I was very screwed up mentally.)" I asked. "Kitty, you've had Health! You know better!"
"Let's find out if I'm even pregnant before you start lecturing."
"I'll go to the drugstore," Courtney volunteered.
"Can I come too?" Sam asked.
"Of course," she replied and they walked down to the car.
"You know, Kitty, that if you are pregnant, your mom is going to kill me too, if only because I'm the oldest," I informed her.
"Yep, and I'm the cute lil baby. That's why you all love me," she retorted. Vanessa and I replied by throwing pillows at her.
.~*~.
"Oh, my GOD! I'm...I'm...I'm pregnant! You dumb Elf! My mother's going to kill me and you're going back to Middle-Earth soon!" Kitty yelled in shock.
"My life is over," I muttered, burying my head in my pillow. "In fact, all our lives are over. Kitty's mom is never going to believe that she's married to Legolas and he's the one that got her pregnant!"
"I'm sorry," Legolas apologized and caught Kitty, as she fell from her position of standing over the Elf, as he sat on the bed, when the shock set in even more and held her close.
"It's OK, just...hold me and you guys have to stay! At least until we tell my mom," she amended, after a disapproving look from Gandalf. "If not, take me with you!" That got another disapproving glare from the Isitari.
"I dunno about y'all, but I wanna watch my movie!" Vanessa interjected into a story that would have made the PMS Channel (Lifetime) cry.
"OK, put it in," I told her since no one protested. Kitty was sitting next to Legolas, rocking back-and-forth with a glazed-over look in her eyes while Sam and Courtney were in the middle of a conversation. I was curled up under the covers of my bed with Merry (A/N~ I mean nothing dirty! It's just, I always get cold when I watch a movie, so if I'm not at the movie theater, I use a blanket to keep warm.) and Vanessa was sitting next to Pippin, on the floor, with her arm around his shoulders and his arm around her waist.
"...the candy man can!" the guy/kids in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory sang.
"Look at all that candy," Kitty remarked longingly.
"Leggy's gonna have to start going on midnight/2 AM candy/ice cream runs!" I remarked from my position, snuggled next to Merry.
"I'm not driving him!" Courtney said, stopping her conversation with Sam long enough to object when Legolas looked at her.
"I'll drive, if I get my food!" Kitty stated.
"Hehe...he," Legolas laughed uneasily.
.~*~.
"Aww...they look so cute," Kitty commented as the movie ended and she looked over at Merry and me. We were sound asleep snuggled together.
"Kitty, I think your hormones are way too outta whack for how pregnant you are!" Vanessa objected. "OK, time for the hobbit to leave. If I'm moving back in, he's gotta go."
"Just let them be, Vanessa. They're asleep, for crying out loud," cried Hormonal Kitty (It's a new nickname! ^.^)
"Alright. Fine. He can stay. Night guys. Good night, Pippin," she said and kissed the hobbit.
"Good night, girls," they responded as they headed to their room, which were across they hall and right next to us.
A/N~ OK, finally done! Yea! I "slept" with Merry. Aren't I a whore? ^.^ I'm hyper now! And Kitty, obviously, loved the pregnancy idea and let me run with it. Although, the food comments are true now, and she's not pregnant (at least, we hope not! ^.^). Well, you turn, Nessie. *Tagz her and runs off with Dom* ^.^ Life is good!
A/N~ So tired...so bored...and for some reason, I'm in a bad mood. I want Kitty to be pregnant, but I dunno if she'd go for that. I'll ask her later. Spanish...so boring...
Disclaimer:
Me: Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! *Sobs*
Boromir: Translation: They own NOTHING!!!
Aragorn: Also they are making NO money off of this, so they have nothing to sue for.
"Ugh! I am so tired!" I groaned as everyone filed into mine, Kitty, and Courtney's room to watch a movie.
"I'm still hungry!" Kitty complained.
"What?" Merry asked. "Even we're full." He indicated his cousins, Sam and himself as he spoke.
"You know something's wrong when the hobbits are full and you're not," Courtney noted.
"Yeah, you sound like you're pregnant," Vanessa joked. "Like you're eating for two."
When Kitty got a thoughtful look on her face, I protested. "Please, tell me you didn't!"
"Well, we are married," Legolas said, adding his two cents in.
"Haven't you ever heard of 'protection'? (A/N~ Sorry about that. I don't know what was wrong with me when I wrote this chapter. Obviously, I was very screwed up mentally.)" I asked. "Kitty, you've had Health! You know better!"
"Let's find out if I'm even pregnant before you start lecturing."
"I'll go to the drugstore," Courtney volunteered.
"Can I come too?" Sam asked.
"Of course," she replied and they walked down to the car.
"You know, Kitty, that if you are pregnant, your mom is going to kill me too, if only because I'm the oldest," I informed her.
"Yep, and I'm the cute lil baby. That's why you all love me," she retorted. Vanessa and I replied by throwing pillows at her.
.~*~.
"Oh, my GOD! I'm...I'm...I'm pregnant! You dumb Elf! My mother's going to kill me and you're going back to Middle-Earth soon!" Kitty yelled in shock.
"My life is over," I muttered, burying my head in my pillow. "In fact, all our lives are over. Kitty's mom is never going to believe that she's married to Legolas and he's the one that got her pregnant!"
"I'm sorry," Legolas apologized and caught Kitty, as she fell from her position of standing over the Elf, as he sat on the bed, when the shock set in even more and held her close.
"It's OK, just...hold me and you guys have to stay! At least until we tell my mom," she amended, after a disapproving look from Gandalf. "If not, take me with you!" That got another disapproving glare from the Isitari.
"I dunno about y'all, but I wanna watch my movie!" Vanessa interjected into a story that would have made the PMS Channel (Lifetime) cry.
"OK, put it in," I told her since no one protested. Kitty was sitting next to Legolas, rocking back-and-forth with a glazed-over look in her eyes while Sam and Courtney were in the middle of a conversation. I was curled up under the covers of my bed with Merry (A/N~ I mean nothing dirty! It's just, I always get cold when I watch a movie, so if I'm not at the movie theater, I use a blanket to keep warm.) and Vanessa was sitting next to Pippin, on the floor, with her arm around his shoulders and his arm around her waist.
"...the candy man can!" the guy/kids in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory sang.
"Look at all that candy," Kitty remarked longingly.
"Leggy's gonna have to start going on midnight/2 AM candy/ice cream runs!" I remarked from my position, snuggled next to Merry.
"I'm not driving him!" Courtney said, stopping her conversation with Sam long enough to object when Legolas looked at her.
"I'll drive, if I get my food!" Kitty stated.
"Hehe...he," Legolas laughed uneasily.
.~*~.
"Aww...they look so cute," Kitty commented as the movie ended and she looked over at Merry and me. We were sound asleep snuggled together.
"Kitty, I think your hormones are way too outta whack for how pregnant you are!" Vanessa objected. "OK, time for the hobbit to leave. If I'm moving back in, he's gotta go."
"Just let them be, Vanessa. They're asleep, for crying out loud," cried Hormonal Kitty (It's a new nickname! ^.^)
"Alright. Fine. He can stay. Night guys. Good night, Pippin," she said and kissed the hobbit.
"Good night, girls," they responded as they headed to their room, which were across they hall and right next to us.
A/N~ OK, finally done! Yea! I "slept" with Merry. Aren't I a whore? ^.^ I'm hyper now! And Kitty, obviously, loved the pregnancy idea and let me run with it. Although, the food comments are true now, and she's not pregnant (at least, we hope not! ^.^). Well, you turn, Nessie. *Tagz her and runs off with Dom* ^.^ Life is good!
