Chapter 13: All for the Love of Pickles and Ice

Cream

A/N~ OMG! My Spanish teacher just gave me a really weird look for Kitty's "I'm pregnant!" note on the back of the spiral!

Disclaimer:

Me: We don't own anything!

Boromir: Nope, nothing!

Aragorn: Uh...what they said! Nothing!

Me: Say it with me now, so we don't have to go over this again. "The hobbitgirls own nothing." Very good. ( ^.^ Sorry, extremely tired and I have, like, run outta ideas for disclaimers & we still have 11 more chapters after this! Arg! (I'm a pirate! ^.^) I'll stop now.)

"Great! Kitty caused a wreak!" I ranted. "I'm going back inside."

"Why are you going to do that?" Legolas asked, horrified that I didn't really care.

"Well, for one thing, I'm gonna see if she has her cell phone with her. If she does, I'm gonna call and see if she's OK," I answered, heading back inside.

"OH! In that case, I'm coming too!" the Elf cried and followed me.

"Should we go too?" Pippin asked, clueless as usual.

"Butterfly in the sky! I can go twice as high!" they heard Maha and John coming down the street.

"YES!" Gandalf and Gimli yelled in fright and ran inside with the others following.

.~*~.

"Kitty?" Legolas asked hesitantly.

"Yeah, babe?" she answered back.

"Are you alright?" the worry was evident in his voice.

"Yeah, why?" she asked nonchalantly.

"We heard a crash and I was worried. I didn't know if you were OK," he told her.

"Awww...you were concerned for me," she commented.

"No, not really," he said flatly. "I was concerned for the child."

"Oh..." she said dejectedly.

"Just joking," he laughed.

"Ha! Ha! Ha!" she forced out.

"I hate to break up this lovefest but gimme the phone!" I demanded and grabbed it away.

"Kitty, what happened?" I asked/yelled.

"Well, apparently you're supposed to stop for red lights here too. I didn't know that and just went right through, so the Kiwis had to stop really fast."

"Oh, well, what are you doing now?" I inquired as Vanessa mouthed the question to me.

"I'm getting my pickles and ice cream! DUH!" she replied.

"Well, once you get to the store, stay there! We'll meet you there," I instructed her.

"OK. See ya later!" she said, happily.

.~*~.

"Kitty, what were you thinking?!" Legolas demanded after he had kissed her.

"I wanted my pickles and ice cream!" she answered and went back to munching on her food, using the pickle as a spoon.

"That looks good!" Frodo exclaimed and tried to grab a pickle to taste it, but Kitty jumped away too fast.

"It's mine! My preeeeciiiioooouuuusssss! Stay away!" she screamed and punched the hobbit. "Oops! Hormones!" She smiled, embarrassed.

Legolas just shook his head in disbelief.

A/N~ Whoo! That was a fluffy chapter! It was fun though! You turn, Nessie! Have fun, but not too much! ^.^ Hehehe!