Chapter 14: Like hobbits in a grocery store and
A change of heart
A/N~ That was a funny chappie, Christy, but this one'll be better! At least, I'll try. Have you noticed this story is starting to revolve around Kitty?
A/N2~ Yeah, I noticed that! You gave me the cliffie, so I had to keep with the Kitty story line!! Grr! You make me (almost) as mad as Alex (and that's saying something!)! ^.^ J/J! OK, Disclaimer time!
Disclaimer:
Boromir: They own nothing.
Aragorn: So get over it!
Me: Sorry for them being in a bad mood, but they're tired. I've kept them up watching Stargate every night (I really do watch it every night. Sad, ain't it?).
Boromir & Aragorn: *yawn* Yeah, thanks!
Aragorn: This is one of my favorite scenes. *Rolls eyes* I'll be Daniel. 'I do the bidding of Baal. Shut up.'
Boromir: That means I'm Jack. 'Shut up?'
Aragorn: 'OK, I'm paraphrasing a little.'
Me: (I REALLY do love that. I'm not making fun of it in any way, shape, or form.) OK, enough Stargate for you two. Me, on the other hand, will NEVER have enough, contrary to what my stepfather thinks! *Cackles* I love Michael Shanks!
"Umm...Vanessa?" Pippin asked. "Why did your pregnant friend just punch my cousin?"
"Because he tried to take her pickle," I answered flatly. "Besides, he had it coming to him, if he thought he could take food from her."
"Oh." It suddenly hit him that we were inside a grocery store. "Fooooooood!!! Merry! There are rows and rows of food here!"
The two of them took off running down one of the aisles. "Should we go find them?" I asked Christy.
"I suppose," she replied. "Unless we want to pay for everything they consume." (A/N2~ Like I say 'consume'!) (A/N~ It's way too late to be writing. I'm sorry, Christy, but I gotta get some sleep.)
.~*~.
"Pippin...we...gotta...go!" I said, through clenched teeth, as I tried to pry him away from the bakery. It had free cookies set out. Bad idea.
"No!! One more cookie!"
"Pippin. Don't make me get the belt!" (This is not meant to be taken the wrong way. My dad always threatened to hit us with his belt if we were bad.)
His eyes grew wide with fright and he dropped the three cookies he had in his hand. "Not the belt! I'm coming! I'm coming!"
Pippin rushed past me to the car. I looked at Christy, who was still having trouble dragging Merry away, and smiled smugly. "What are you so happy about?" she asked irritably.
"I got my hobbit out faster."
"Just watch. The battle's not over yet." She leaned down and whispered something in Merry's ear. He stopped dead and slowly walked back to the car.
I looked at her, impressed. "What did you tell him?"
"Oh, I just threatened not to kiss him anymore." (A/N2~ I protest! I would NEVER say anything like that!)
"Is that all?"
"Well...maybe."
.~*~.
"Hey! I got an idea!" Courtney, who was driving, exclaimed. "Why don't we go to the beach?"
"Yeah! That'd be fun!" I said.
So we drove back to the hotel to retrieve our bathing suits and a couple of towels. Then Christy (you said you wanted to drive) drove us to 'da beach'.
When Legolas saw the water, he stood rooted to the spot. "Oh, no. It's his little obsession with the ocean," Kitty said. (I had a Breegirls moment. Do you remember, in the Spring Break one (no, we did not get our idea from them), was it Jess? Anyway, Legolas is staring at the ocean and she goes down on him (to get his attention). Ha! God, I love them!)
"It looks like you're going to be here awhile," Courtney said to Kitty, who was snapping in her husband's face. "See you guys!" Courtney and everyone (save Kitts and Eggo-My-Leggo Boi) ran to the beach.
"Hot! Hot! Hot!" I screamed as my feet touched the white sand. "Holy crap! This is hot!" I started hopping around, switching from one foot to the other.
"Well, it's your fault for not wearing shoes," I heard Christy say from behind me. "I tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen to me." (A/N2~ Since when have I ever been the voice of reason?! She must have my confused with another Christy!)
"(I do the bidding of Baal! ^.^) Shut up!" I replied with false anger. Suddenly two strong hands hoisted me in the air and over someone's shoulder. "Hey! Put me down!" I looked at the hair of the person; it was dark. Aragorn. I relaxed.
(A/N~ As of this moment, I, Vanessa T., am an Aragorn lover. I was watching LotR last night and I realized how much hotter Strider was than Pippin. So, from this moment on, I am in love with Aragorn. Pippin is still cute, don't get me wrong, but Strider is flippin' hott!!)
(A/N2~ It took her how long to figure out what I said the first time I say this movie? I don't really like BB, so I have nothing to say there, but I noticed all the hott guys and everything essential to know about them in the first time I saw it!! ^.^ Also, this is the 3rd time she's changed her LotR crush! I've stayed with Dom while she's gone from Elijah, for a semester, Billy, for another semester, and now Viggo, 1 semester and still going.)
"Does that help your feet any?" he asked me.
I looked at Christy, who had a face of disbelief, looked down, and smiled evilly. "Yup." I pointed to his butt and gave the thumbs-up to Christy and winked.
She, in turn, turned Merry around, pointed to his butt and nodded. (She knows me soooo well!!! ^.^) I rolled my eyes; Pippin didn't have a back like Estel!
.~*~.
"Hello!" Kitty waved her hand in front of Legolas's face. He was still in his trance-like state, and was beginning to form droplets of drool at the edges of his mouth. "I give up!" she exclaimed and threw her hands in the air.
A/N~ I have a World Geo. Project due Wednesday, so I need to go work on it. Well, start it is probably the right words. Go...Christy! *Pinches Aragron's butt and runs off as he draws his sword* Oh...sexy!
A/N2~ Yep, that is sexy! For one of the last times, I will re-iterate this: W. Geo. is evil!!!! I hated it with a passion last year! And from now on, I'll try to remember to make all my author notes in the chapters in parenthesises and italics. (I got tired of typing 'A/N' & 'A/N2') Remember, REVIEW!!!!
A change of heart
A/N~ That was a funny chappie, Christy, but this one'll be better! At least, I'll try. Have you noticed this story is starting to revolve around Kitty?
A/N2~ Yeah, I noticed that! You gave me the cliffie, so I had to keep with the Kitty story line!! Grr! You make me (almost) as mad as Alex (and that's saying something!)! ^.^ J/J! OK, Disclaimer time!
Disclaimer:
Boromir: They own nothing.
Aragorn: So get over it!
Me: Sorry for them being in a bad mood, but they're tired. I've kept them up watching Stargate every night (I really do watch it every night. Sad, ain't it?).
Boromir & Aragorn: *yawn* Yeah, thanks!
Aragorn: This is one of my favorite scenes. *Rolls eyes* I'll be Daniel. 'I do the bidding of Baal. Shut up.'
Boromir: That means I'm Jack. 'Shut up?'
Aragorn: 'OK, I'm paraphrasing a little.'
Me: (I REALLY do love that. I'm not making fun of it in any way, shape, or form.) OK, enough Stargate for you two. Me, on the other hand, will NEVER have enough, contrary to what my stepfather thinks! *Cackles* I love Michael Shanks!
"Umm...Vanessa?" Pippin asked. "Why did your pregnant friend just punch my cousin?"
"Because he tried to take her pickle," I answered flatly. "Besides, he had it coming to him, if he thought he could take food from her."
"Oh." It suddenly hit him that we were inside a grocery store. "Fooooooood!!! Merry! There are rows and rows of food here!"
The two of them took off running down one of the aisles. "Should we go find them?" I asked Christy.
"I suppose," she replied. "Unless we want to pay for everything they consume." (A/N2~ Like I say 'consume'!) (A/N~ It's way too late to be writing. I'm sorry, Christy, but I gotta get some sleep.)
.~*~.
"Pippin...we...gotta...go!" I said, through clenched teeth, as I tried to pry him away from the bakery. It had free cookies set out. Bad idea.
"No!! One more cookie!"
"Pippin. Don't make me get the belt!" (This is not meant to be taken the wrong way. My dad always threatened to hit us with his belt if we were bad.)
His eyes grew wide with fright and he dropped the three cookies he had in his hand. "Not the belt! I'm coming! I'm coming!"
Pippin rushed past me to the car. I looked at Christy, who was still having trouble dragging Merry away, and smiled smugly. "What are you so happy about?" she asked irritably.
"I got my hobbit out faster."
"Just watch. The battle's not over yet." She leaned down and whispered something in Merry's ear. He stopped dead and slowly walked back to the car.
I looked at her, impressed. "What did you tell him?"
"Oh, I just threatened not to kiss him anymore." (A/N2~ I protest! I would NEVER say anything like that!)
"Is that all?"
"Well...maybe."
.~*~.
"Hey! I got an idea!" Courtney, who was driving, exclaimed. "Why don't we go to the beach?"
"Yeah! That'd be fun!" I said.
So we drove back to the hotel to retrieve our bathing suits and a couple of towels. Then Christy (you said you wanted to drive) drove us to 'da beach'.
When Legolas saw the water, he stood rooted to the spot. "Oh, no. It's his little obsession with the ocean," Kitty said. (I had a Breegirls moment. Do you remember, in the Spring Break one (no, we did not get our idea from them), was it Jess? Anyway, Legolas is staring at the ocean and she goes down on him (to get his attention). Ha! God, I love them!)
"It looks like you're going to be here awhile," Courtney said to Kitty, who was snapping in her husband's face. "See you guys!" Courtney and everyone (save Kitts and Eggo-My-Leggo Boi) ran to the beach.
"Hot! Hot! Hot!" I screamed as my feet touched the white sand. "Holy crap! This is hot!" I started hopping around, switching from one foot to the other.
"Well, it's your fault for not wearing shoes," I heard Christy say from behind me. "I tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen to me." (A/N2~ Since when have I ever been the voice of reason?! She must have my confused with another Christy!)
"(I do the bidding of Baal! ^.^) Shut up!" I replied with false anger. Suddenly two strong hands hoisted me in the air and over someone's shoulder. "Hey! Put me down!" I looked at the hair of the person; it was dark. Aragorn. I relaxed.
(A/N~ As of this moment, I, Vanessa T., am an Aragorn lover. I was watching LotR last night and I realized how much hotter Strider was than Pippin. So, from this moment on, I am in love with Aragorn. Pippin is still cute, don't get me wrong, but Strider is flippin' hott!!)
(A/N2~ It took her how long to figure out what I said the first time I say this movie? I don't really like BB, so I have nothing to say there, but I noticed all the hott guys and everything essential to know about them in the first time I saw it!! ^.^ Also, this is the 3rd time she's changed her LotR crush! I've stayed with Dom while she's gone from Elijah, for a semester, Billy, for another semester, and now Viggo, 1 semester and still going.)
"Does that help your feet any?" he asked me.
I looked at Christy, who had a face of disbelief, looked down, and smiled evilly. "Yup." I pointed to his butt and gave the thumbs-up to Christy and winked.
She, in turn, turned Merry around, pointed to his butt and nodded. (She knows me soooo well!!! ^.^) I rolled my eyes; Pippin didn't have a back like Estel!
.~*~.
"Hello!" Kitty waved her hand in front of Legolas's face. He was still in his trance-like state, and was beginning to form droplets of drool at the edges of his mouth. "I give up!" she exclaimed and threw her hands in the air.
A/N~ I have a World Geo. Project due Wednesday, so I need to go work on it. Well, start it is probably the right words. Go...Christy! *Pinches Aragron's butt and runs off as he draws his sword* Oh...sexy!
A/N2~ Yep, that is sexy! For one of the last times, I will re-iterate this: W. Geo. is evil!!!! I hated it with a passion last year! And from now on, I'll try to remember to make all my author notes in the chapters in parenthesises and italics. (I got tired of typing 'A/N' & 'A/N2') Remember, REVIEW!!!!
