Chapter 16: The art of awakening Kitty and
Celebrity Babe-watching
A/N~ Kitty is gonna die b/c of that. I've never met Stef before, but I'm afraid now. I just hope she doesn't hurt me too much. This is gonna be a fluffy chapter (Christy told me to).
A/N2~ I've never met Stef either but according to Kitty they're exactly the same, so there ya go. I personally like this chapter.
Disclaimer:
Me: Once again: we own nothing.
Boromir: Nope, nothing.
Me: I do have the new Harry Potter book (with the evil ending!), though.
Aragorn: OOO! Can I read it?
Me: Sure.
We made it back to the hotel and said our goodnights (Courtney and Pippin's took quite a while!) and went inside our rooms for bed.
As I was crawling into bed I noticed the others were giving me weird looks. (No, that was a mirror, Vanessa!) "What do I have something on my face?"
"No," Courtney answered.
"Then why are you guys looking at me funny?" (I generally try to avoid things of horror before I go to bed, so why would I look at her?)
"No reason. You just have a funny looking face," Christy said and grinned at me. (She knows me so well!)
"Whatever. I'm going to sleep. See ya in the morning." I turned out my light and quickly fell asleep.
The next morning, Christy, Courtney, and I woke up and started discussing our plans for the day. We let Kitty sleep in a little more for a number of reasons. 1) She looked innocent. (I think not!! That NEVER happens, even in her sleep!) 2) She was quiet so we didn't have to listen to her. 3) She wouldn't wake up even if we tried.
"Why don't we visit Wellington today?" Courtney asked. "It's a bit of a drive (Try across the island!), but we could go, spend the day and drive back.
"Yeah. That sounds OK to me. What about you, Christy?" I asked, turning to her.
"Sure. Umm...do you think it's time that we awoke 'Sleeping Beauty' over there?" (I would NEVER say that! I'm NOT that stupid!)
"Oh, man. This is gonna take awhile," Courtney complained. "Why don't we try splashing water in her face? It worked once before."
Fifteen minutes later, Kitty was still asleep and we had run out of ideas. "Bacon...BACON...BACON!!!" I screamed. "It's no use. Not even food is waking her up!"
"I got it!" Christy cried and ran outta the room. When she came back Legolas was with her. "There she is. It'll give Legolas here some practice in the art of awakening Kitty."
He walked over to her bed and kissed her. "Mmm...Aragorn..." she mumbled, waking up.
"What?!" Legolas cried.
"Just kidding, babe."
"You better be kidding!" I screamed.
.~*~.
Once Kitty was awake, it didn't take long for everyone to get ready, so within an hour we were on our way to Wellington.
"I have to go to the bathroom," Frodo whined.
"We've only been on the road 5 minutes!!" Courtney exclaimed from the driver's seat. Pippin sat up front with her. They actually made quite a cute couple. "Didn't you go at the hotel?"
"Yes!" he cried defensively. "Well...no. But I didn't have to go then!"
Courtney sighed and pulled into a gas station. "Does anyone else have to go?" she asked angrily.
"No," everyone said, cowering in fear at her outburst.
When Frodo returned, we started once again, on our way. "Hey, Pippin. Turn on the radio and find a radio station," I called from my seat next to Aragorn.
"Radio?" he asked. "What's a 'radio'?"
"Umm...nevermind," I replied.
Merry, Aragorn, and I were sharing the second row of the SUV. "I want to sit with Merry!" Christy complained. "I haven't gotten to sit with him all day."
"Alright. Aragorn, move over a bit." He moved as much as he could, which wasn't much, but there wasn't enough room to fit 4 people. "OK. I'll have to sit in his lap."
Christy gave me a look, but Merry tapped her on her shoulder and she immediately began to make out with him. (One question- what's with the tapping on the shoulder leading to making out? I don't know anyone who does that in real life!)
"Comfortable?" Strider asked, looking down at me.
"Quite," I answered.
.~*~.
Once in Wellington, we headed for a place to eat. We found a Burger King and parked the car. (I don't know if they have a BK in NZ, but I don't care. It's my chappie and I say they do.)
"Hi," Courtney said, walking up to the counter. "I need 13 whoppers. Four of them no mustard, 1 ketchup only, 5 no condiments, 3 plain. I also need 13 medium fries and 13 large drinks."
The cashier, a pimply-faced teenager with a nametag that said "Peter", looked as if he'd just won the lottery. "That'll be $68.25."
We paid the boy and took our food to a table the hobbits had found for us. We were happily eating our food when I looked up. I did a double take at what I saw. It was Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen, and Dominic Monaghan!! (I have one thing to say- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
The three men walked into the restaurant, ordered and sat down at the table next to ours. Kitty was staring longingly at the back of Orlando's head, I was swooning over Viggo, and Christy looked as though she was about to drool while she was gazing at Dom. (What is this obsession I have with drooling people?"
Orlando suddenly turned around and asked," May we borrow some ketchup?" He was totally oblivious to the 9 strange men who were staring at him, not to mention 4 fangirls.
"Yes, I'll marry you!" Kitty cried. "Oh, wait. You wanted ketchup. Hehe. Here." She handed him a few packets and he turned back around. He muttered, "Fangirls," before he turned.
"'Yes, I'll marry you?'" Legolas asked. "Um...honey, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but you're already married to me and carrying our child."
"I know. But look at him! Don't you kinda think he looks like you?"
"No. I look so much better than him."
I blinked several times to awaken me from my daydream. I looked at Aragorn. Viggo was nice, but he looked soooo much better as Strider. I poked him. "¿No te gusta sus papas fritas?" He stared at me blankly. "Do you like the fries?"
"Oh. Yeah, they're OK," he answered and popped one into his mouth. I hugged him. I couldn't like a man who wouldn't touch his fries!
("Can I jump him?" Christy whispered to me, longing written on her face.
"No!"
"Too bad!" *Jumpz* ^.^)
After lunch we went sightseeing. It soon became dark and we decided that it was time to head back to the hotel.
"Vanessa, I believe it's your turn to drive," Courtney said to me, holding Pippin's hand.
"Do you wanna get home before midnight?" I asked. "Cuz if you do, Christy'll have to drive."
"No, it doesn't matter to me," Courtney replied.
"Alright, I'll drive. But Aragorn is sitting up front with me."
A/N~ That was 5 pages long! Fluff always takes up so much room! Anyhoo, I hope you brought a new spiral, Christy. *Tagz her, then spanks Aragorn's butt and tries to look innocent. *
A/N2~ Couple of things. Please note that this is a fanfiction, so we can drive all the way across the North Island in a few hours. Also, we're sorry if we violated the 'No Real People' Clause. We didn't think about it when we had this idea and we couldn't re-write when we did remember the clause. Please don't report us! I beg of you. The rest of this fic is even funnier! OK, I think I explained everything that needed explaining. Just remember to review and feed Aiden, Vanessa's dragon!
Celebrity Babe-watching
A/N~ Kitty is gonna die b/c of that. I've never met Stef before, but I'm afraid now. I just hope she doesn't hurt me too much. This is gonna be a fluffy chapter (Christy told me to).
A/N2~ I've never met Stef either but according to Kitty they're exactly the same, so there ya go. I personally like this chapter.
Disclaimer:
Me: Once again: we own nothing.
Boromir: Nope, nothing.
Me: I do have the new Harry Potter book (with the evil ending!), though.
Aragorn: OOO! Can I read it?
Me: Sure.
We made it back to the hotel and said our goodnights (Courtney and Pippin's took quite a while!) and went inside our rooms for bed.
As I was crawling into bed I noticed the others were giving me weird looks. (No, that was a mirror, Vanessa!) "What do I have something on my face?"
"No," Courtney answered.
"Then why are you guys looking at me funny?" (I generally try to avoid things of horror before I go to bed, so why would I look at her?)
"No reason. You just have a funny looking face," Christy said and grinned at me. (She knows me so well!)
"Whatever. I'm going to sleep. See ya in the morning." I turned out my light and quickly fell asleep.
The next morning, Christy, Courtney, and I woke up and started discussing our plans for the day. We let Kitty sleep in a little more for a number of reasons. 1) She looked innocent. (I think not!! That NEVER happens, even in her sleep!) 2) She was quiet so we didn't have to listen to her. 3) She wouldn't wake up even if we tried.
"Why don't we visit Wellington today?" Courtney asked. "It's a bit of a drive (Try across the island!), but we could go, spend the day and drive back.
"Yeah. That sounds OK to me. What about you, Christy?" I asked, turning to her.
"Sure. Umm...do you think it's time that we awoke 'Sleeping Beauty' over there?" (I would NEVER say that! I'm NOT that stupid!)
"Oh, man. This is gonna take awhile," Courtney complained. "Why don't we try splashing water in her face? It worked once before."
Fifteen minutes later, Kitty was still asleep and we had run out of ideas. "Bacon...BACON...BACON!!!" I screamed. "It's no use. Not even food is waking her up!"
"I got it!" Christy cried and ran outta the room. When she came back Legolas was with her. "There she is. It'll give Legolas here some practice in the art of awakening Kitty."
He walked over to her bed and kissed her. "Mmm...Aragorn..." she mumbled, waking up.
"What?!" Legolas cried.
"Just kidding, babe."
"You better be kidding!" I screamed.
.~*~.
Once Kitty was awake, it didn't take long for everyone to get ready, so within an hour we were on our way to Wellington.
"I have to go to the bathroom," Frodo whined.
"We've only been on the road 5 minutes!!" Courtney exclaimed from the driver's seat. Pippin sat up front with her. They actually made quite a cute couple. "Didn't you go at the hotel?"
"Yes!" he cried defensively. "Well...no. But I didn't have to go then!"
Courtney sighed and pulled into a gas station. "Does anyone else have to go?" she asked angrily.
"No," everyone said, cowering in fear at her outburst.
When Frodo returned, we started once again, on our way. "Hey, Pippin. Turn on the radio and find a radio station," I called from my seat next to Aragorn.
"Radio?" he asked. "What's a 'radio'?"
"Umm...nevermind," I replied.
Merry, Aragorn, and I were sharing the second row of the SUV. "I want to sit with Merry!" Christy complained. "I haven't gotten to sit with him all day."
"Alright. Aragorn, move over a bit." He moved as much as he could, which wasn't much, but there wasn't enough room to fit 4 people. "OK. I'll have to sit in his lap."
Christy gave me a look, but Merry tapped her on her shoulder and she immediately began to make out with him. (One question- what's with the tapping on the shoulder leading to making out? I don't know anyone who does that in real life!)
"Comfortable?" Strider asked, looking down at me.
"Quite," I answered.
.~*~.
Once in Wellington, we headed for a place to eat. We found a Burger King and parked the car. (I don't know if they have a BK in NZ, but I don't care. It's my chappie and I say they do.)
"Hi," Courtney said, walking up to the counter. "I need 13 whoppers. Four of them no mustard, 1 ketchup only, 5 no condiments, 3 plain. I also need 13 medium fries and 13 large drinks."
The cashier, a pimply-faced teenager with a nametag that said "Peter", looked as if he'd just won the lottery. "That'll be $68.25."
We paid the boy and took our food to a table the hobbits had found for us. We were happily eating our food when I looked up. I did a double take at what I saw. It was Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen, and Dominic Monaghan!! (I have one thing to say- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
The three men walked into the restaurant, ordered and sat down at the table next to ours. Kitty was staring longingly at the back of Orlando's head, I was swooning over Viggo, and Christy looked as though she was about to drool while she was gazing at Dom. (What is this obsession I have with drooling people?"
Orlando suddenly turned around and asked," May we borrow some ketchup?" He was totally oblivious to the 9 strange men who were staring at him, not to mention 4 fangirls.
"Yes, I'll marry you!" Kitty cried. "Oh, wait. You wanted ketchup. Hehe. Here." She handed him a few packets and he turned back around. He muttered, "Fangirls," before he turned.
"'Yes, I'll marry you?'" Legolas asked. "Um...honey, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but you're already married to me and carrying our child."
"I know. But look at him! Don't you kinda think he looks like you?"
"No. I look so much better than him."
I blinked several times to awaken me from my daydream. I looked at Aragorn. Viggo was nice, but he looked soooo much better as Strider. I poked him. "¿No te gusta sus papas fritas?" He stared at me blankly. "Do you like the fries?"
"Oh. Yeah, they're OK," he answered and popped one into his mouth. I hugged him. I couldn't like a man who wouldn't touch his fries!
("Can I jump him?" Christy whispered to me, longing written on her face.
"No!"
"Too bad!" *Jumpz* ^.^)
After lunch we went sightseeing. It soon became dark and we decided that it was time to head back to the hotel.
"Vanessa, I believe it's your turn to drive," Courtney said to me, holding Pippin's hand.
"Do you wanna get home before midnight?" I asked. "Cuz if you do, Christy'll have to drive."
"No, it doesn't matter to me," Courtney replied.
"Alright, I'll drive. But Aragorn is sitting up front with me."
A/N~ That was 5 pages long! Fluff always takes up so much room! Anyhoo, I hope you brought a new spiral, Christy. *Tagz her, then spanks Aragorn's butt and tries to look innocent. *
A/N2~ Couple of things. Please note that this is a fanfiction, so we can drive all the way across the North Island in a few hours. Also, we're sorry if we violated the 'No Real People' Clause. We didn't think about it when we had this idea and we couldn't re-write when we did remember the clause. Please don't report us! I beg of you. The rest of this fic is even funnier! OK, I think I explained everything that needed explaining. Just remember to review and feed Aiden, Vanessa's dragon!
