Chapter 17: Meeting Stef
A/N~ Good chappie! Except you forgot to mention that Dom is hott/sexy! That's OK, though, because it just means more for me! Hehehe! You actually got one whole day into one chapter?! Ain't gonna happen this time! This might be a long chapter. There I warned you. A note to our Kiwi readers: don't you like the thought of the Fellowship in your country? Maybe not the thought of us though, huh? ^.^
Disclaimer:
Aragorn: Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! They own nothing! And they will never, ever, ever own anything! That Tolkien guy made sure of it!
Me: *does a Teal'c and raises eyebrow* OK, for one thing, Tolkien is dead and he died before I was born, about 12 years before. Another thing, stop rubbing it in that we own nothing etc. Or I'll be forced to use this bucket of clean water!
Aragorn: You wouldn't! It took me years to get this dirty!
Me: Yes, I would.
Boromir: She would, and I'd help her with this bar of soap I found in Legolas's things.
Legolas: *pops in from nowhere* And here's some shampoo, in case you run outta real poo (Sorry. Line is property of M*A*S*H).
Me: *takes shampoo, as is outta real poo. ^.^ * Thanks. *Grins evilly* So what do we own?
Aragorn: Everything and you always will! *Cowers in fear* Vanessa won't like it if you make me clean.
Me: Yeah, you'll never match her mind then. OK, we don't own Romeo & Juliet, but we own everything else, thanks to Aragorn! ^.^
"O-M-G! Life is perfect!" Kitty shouted, once we were safely in our room. "I'm married to Legolas, AND I'm carrying his child, AND I saw Orli AND I talked to him!"
"And made a fool of yourself: 'Yes I'll marry you'," Vanessa pointed out and then looked thoughtful. "Viggo looked hott, but I prefer Strider. He's got the grungy, dirty, hott 'n' sexy Ranger look. What's wrong Court? You're really quiet."
"You three all got to see 'your' actors and I didn't," she pouted. "Why wasn't Billy there? He and Dom are best friends; they should hang out together!"
"Sorry, Court. And who knows where he was?" I sympathized, and I had MY fun. "O-M-G! Did you see Dom?! Can you say SEXY?! ("Sexy," they replied deadpan.) He had the goatee and everything! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I would have continued, but they all threw pillows at me and I had to duck. Even with evasive maneuvers, I got hit.
"They got me! Ack! They have made worm's meat of me! I'm dying! Dying! Ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave woman," I groaned and fell.
"Yea!" they cheered.
"Shut up!" I told them still lying down. Then I sat up and shouted, "I LIVE!!!" and stuck my tongue out/rolled my eyes at their downcast faces. "I'm tired! I'm going to bed to dream about Dom! Hehehe!"
_-*-_
The next day we all got up late, especially the four of us girls. We had actually stayed up later than we planned, talking about the guys.
"What do y'all want to do today?" I asked.
"I dunno. Let's just walk around here & enjoy the scenery," Vanessa suggested. I raised an eyebrow at this; I knew she just wanted to see Strider "roughing it" and "in the wild".
"Sounds like fun," Kitty agreed. "And I'll get the exercise I need for the baby." She patted her stomach.
"Whatever," Boromir said. "What?! I heard them use it!" He pointed at us.
"Sure, Mellon," Gandalf said, shaking his head.
"I'm gellin' like a felon. Hey, Leggy. Are you gellin'?" Kitty said as those of us who understood it laughed.
"Huh?" the Isitari asked a confused look on his old face. Legolas just looked a bit skeptical of his wife's sanity.
"It's a commercial on TV," Courtney explained.
"Oh," Strider said, unsure. "Let's just go."
_-*-_
We hadn't been walking long before we heard a squeal ("Aragorn!") & someone hugged the aforementioned Ranger from behind.
"Stef!" Kitty cried, trying to act surprised at her cousin's sudden appearance. "What are you doing here?!"
Stef let go of Aragorn (much to his relief; he couldn't breathe). "A little bird told me someone was moving in on my Acorn," she replied saucily. "Where's the little wench?"
"Hey! That's Arwen's name!" I protested softly enough that Aragorn couldn't hear, but loud enough so Stef could.
"True, but where is she?!"
"I'm right here," Vanessa announced, bravely (I woulda been scared to face Stef!) stepping out from Legolas's shadow. "What do you want?"
"My man!"
"Umm...do I get a say in this?" Aragorn asked from the sidelines of the fight.
"No!" they both shouted, still glaring angrily at each other.
"I'd like a word or two with you," Stef said, suddenly calm.
"And but just two words?" Why not couple them with something; Make it two words and..." the still enraged Vanessa stopped suddenly as if searching for a word, "...and a blow."
"Actually, I was hoping for just two words and running away with my Acorn (That's Stef's nickname for him, BTW), but two words and a blow works fine for me," Stef told everyone. "Here are your words: 'he's mine!!' and here's your blow!" With that Stef punched Vanessa in the face. Hard. (Right here Vanessa wrote some not nice words on my paper about Stef dying... *shrugs* I guess it's just angst. ^.^)
"OW!! I wasn't being serious! But fine! It you wanna fight, I'll oblige!" Vanessa screamed and fought back.
"This is fun," Kitty whispered to me. "Got any popcorn?"
"Yeah, it is fun and no I don't carry popcorn around with me. You know that if we don't stop this, and soon, one of them's gonna kill the other over him," I replied, pointing at Strider.
"I know, but it's sooooo much fun!" she pouted, then raised her voice. "Wait! Stop! The baby's coming!"
The two girls stopped in mid-fight. Stef still held some of Vanessa's hair and Vanessa stopped her arm millimeters from Stef's cheekbone.
"Isn't it too early for it to come?" Vanessa asked.
"How pregnant are you?" Stef wondered aloud.
"Yes, it's too early. I'm only, like, a month pregnant," she answered. "But y'all need to stop fighting."
"Why?" they asked in tandem.
"I dunno," she answered truthfully, then looked at me. "Why do they need to stop?"
"Because I have an idea," I informed them.
"What is it?" Vanessa demanded, her arm still millimeters from contact with the other's skin.
"We can clone Aragorn," I said, and while the girls had looks of glee on their faces, Aragorn looked worried.
"And since the Fellowship needs the original Aragorn, Stef, you can have the clone. You can even name him 'Acorn', if you like."
"YEA!!" they cried and helped each other up.
"It was nice meeting you, Stef," Vanessa told her, shaking her hand.
"You, too, Vanessa," Stef agreed and walked off with her clone, Acorn.
A/N~ OK, I know the fight sucked! I think I was sick that day, or something. Also I know you can't really clone people, but it's a ff! Have fun! We're still on Day 5 though. We should be heading home soon too. *Pinches Merry's butt and runs off with him* *yells back* Remember to Review!!
A/N~ Good chappie! Except you forgot to mention that Dom is hott/sexy! That's OK, though, because it just means more for me! Hehehe! You actually got one whole day into one chapter?! Ain't gonna happen this time! This might be a long chapter. There I warned you. A note to our Kiwi readers: don't you like the thought of the Fellowship in your country? Maybe not the thought of us though, huh? ^.^
Disclaimer:
Aragorn: Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! They own nothing! And they will never, ever, ever own anything! That Tolkien guy made sure of it!
Me: *does a Teal'c and raises eyebrow* OK, for one thing, Tolkien is dead and he died before I was born, about 12 years before. Another thing, stop rubbing it in that we own nothing etc. Or I'll be forced to use this bucket of clean water!
Aragorn: You wouldn't! It took me years to get this dirty!
Me: Yes, I would.
Boromir: She would, and I'd help her with this bar of soap I found in Legolas's things.
Legolas: *pops in from nowhere* And here's some shampoo, in case you run outta real poo (Sorry. Line is property of M*A*S*H).
Me: *takes shampoo, as is outta real poo. ^.^ * Thanks. *Grins evilly* So what do we own?
Aragorn: Everything and you always will! *Cowers in fear* Vanessa won't like it if you make me clean.
Me: Yeah, you'll never match her mind then. OK, we don't own Romeo & Juliet, but we own everything else, thanks to Aragorn! ^.^
"O-M-G! Life is perfect!" Kitty shouted, once we were safely in our room. "I'm married to Legolas, AND I'm carrying his child, AND I saw Orli AND I talked to him!"
"And made a fool of yourself: 'Yes I'll marry you'," Vanessa pointed out and then looked thoughtful. "Viggo looked hott, but I prefer Strider. He's got the grungy, dirty, hott 'n' sexy Ranger look. What's wrong Court? You're really quiet."
"You three all got to see 'your' actors and I didn't," she pouted. "Why wasn't Billy there? He and Dom are best friends; they should hang out together!"
"Sorry, Court. And who knows where he was?" I sympathized, and I had MY fun. "O-M-G! Did you see Dom?! Can you say SEXY?! ("Sexy," they replied deadpan.) He had the goatee and everything! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I would have continued, but they all threw pillows at me and I had to duck. Even with evasive maneuvers, I got hit.
"They got me! Ack! They have made worm's meat of me! I'm dying! Dying! Ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave woman," I groaned and fell.
"Yea!" they cheered.
"Shut up!" I told them still lying down. Then I sat up and shouted, "I LIVE!!!" and stuck my tongue out/rolled my eyes at their downcast faces. "I'm tired! I'm going to bed to dream about Dom! Hehehe!"
_-*-_
The next day we all got up late, especially the four of us girls. We had actually stayed up later than we planned, talking about the guys.
"What do y'all want to do today?" I asked.
"I dunno. Let's just walk around here & enjoy the scenery," Vanessa suggested. I raised an eyebrow at this; I knew she just wanted to see Strider "roughing it" and "in the wild".
"Sounds like fun," Kitty agreed. "And I'll get the exercise I need for the baby." She patted her stomach.
"Whatever," Boromir said. "What?! I heard them use it!" He pointed at us.
"Sure, Mellon," Gandalf said, shaking his head.
"I'm gellin' like a felon. Hey, Leggy. Are you gellin'?" Kitty said as those of us who understood it laughed.
"Huh?" the Isitari asked a confused look on his old face. Legolas just looked a bit skeptical of his wife's sanity.
"It's a commercial on TV," Courtney explained.
"Oh," Strider said, unsure. "Let's just go."
_-*-_
We hadn't been walking long before we heard a squeal ("Aragorn!") & someone hugged the aforementioned Ranger from behind.
"Stef!" Kitty cried, trying to act surprised at her cousin's sudden appearance. "What are you doing here?!"
Stef let go of Aragorn (much to his relief; he couldn't breathe). "A little bird told me someone was moving in on my Acorn," she replied saucily. "Where's the little wench?"
"Hey! That's Arwen's name!" I protested softly enough that Aragorn couldn't hear, but loud enough so Stef could.
"True, but where is she?!"
"I'm right here," Vanessa announced, bravely (I woulda been scared to face Stef!) stepping out from Legolas's shadow. "What do you want?"
"My man!"
"Umm...do I get a say in this?" Aragorn asked from the sidelines of the fight.
"No!" they both shouted, still glaring angrily at each other.
"I'd like a word or two with you," Stef said, suddenly calm.
"And but just two words?" Why not couple them with something; Make it two words and..." the still enraged Vanessa stopped suddenly as if searching for a word, "...and a blow."
"Actually, I was hoping for just two words and running away with my Acorn (That's Stef's nickname for him, BTW), but two words and a blow works fine for me," Stef told everyone. "Here are your words: 'he's mine!!' and here's your blow!" With that Stef punched Vanessa in the face. Hard. (Right here Vanessa wrote some not nice words on my paper about Stef dying... *shrugs* I guess it's just angst. ^.^)
"OW!! I wasn't being serious! But fine! It you wanna fight, I'll oblige!" Vanessa screamed and fought back.
"This is fun," Kitty whispered to me. "Got any popcorn?"
"Yeah, it is fun and no I don't carry popcorn around with me. You know that if we don't stop this, and soon, one of them's gonna kill the other over him," I replied, pointing at Strider.
"I know, but it's sooooo much fun!" she pouted, then raised her voice. "Wait! Stop! The baby's coming!"
The two girls stopped in mid-fight. Stef still held some of Vanessa's hair and Vanessa stopped her arm millimeters from Stef's cheekbone.
"Isn't it too early for it to come?" Vanessa asked.
"How pregnant are you?" Stef wondered aloud.
"Yes, it's too early. I'm only, like, a month pregnant," she answered. "But y'all need to stop fighting."
"Why?" they asked in tandem.
"I dunno," she answered truthfully, then looked at me. "Why do they need to stop?"
"Because I have an idea," I informed them.
"What is it?" Vanessa demanded, her arm still millimeters from contact with the other's skin.
"We can clone Aragorn," I said, and while the girls had looks of glee on their faces, Aragorn looked worried.
"And since the Fellowship needs the original Aragorn, Stef, you can have the clone. You can even name him 'Acorn', if you like."
"YEA!!" they cried and helped each other up.
"It was nice meeting you, Stef," Vanessa told her, shaking her hand.
"You, too, Vanessa," Stef agreed and walked off with her clone, Acorn.
A/N~ OK, I know the fight sucked! I think I was sick that day, or something. Also I know you can't really clone people, but it's a ff! Have fun! We're still on Day 5 though. We should be heading home soon too. *Pinches Merry's butt and runs off with him* *yells back* Remember to Review!!
