POKED AT WITH NEEDLES FOR FOURTEEN DAYS
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TUESDAY 7th SEPTEMBER, 1999
9:54 PM
What the hell? Am surrounded by liquid goo. Curious.
Oh, wait, I have a tube rammed down my throat. Ow.
Will try and get out.
9:55 PM
Have broken out of liquid goo and have coughed up tube rammed down throat. Realised have wires stuck in self.
9:56 PM
Oh, that's strange. Can see huge towers full of glowing red things with people in. Is this some sort of sick joke?
9:57 PM
Could this get any worse? Have big monster coming at me. Ow. Monster wishes to strangle me. Monster is dragging out wire stuck in back of head.
9:58 PM
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Wires are popping out of self and it is painful. Am now being sucked into a hole.
9:59 PM
Wheeeeee am going down slide. Like a waterslide, only the water stinks.
Sploosh! Landed in the Big Happy Pool.... believe am going delirious...
10:00 PM
Big happy pool drowning me. Is infinitely deep. Will sink down... down... into the depths of the Big Happy Pool and will wake up nice and dry in apartment...
10:01 PM
Am being dragged up from Big Happy Pool by Evil Grabber Thing. Whoooo. Really am delirious.
WEDNESDAY 8TH SEPTEMBER
2:37 AM
Am lying in white place. Mental Morpheus Guy not look so mental dressed in boring grey sweater. Also have Scary Muscley Guy looking at me. Strange.
My eyes hurt. Apparently it is because I've never used them before. But I have. They worked fine before. Back in the Sane World.
THURSDAY 21st SEPTEMBER 9:53 AM
Have woken up on overly hard bed. Owch.
Ah, remember now. Have been poked at with needles for fourteen days. Argh.
Just noticed have wire stuck in arm. Will pull out... ahhhh.. oww..
9:54 AM
Morpheus The No Longer Mental has entered. He says it's actually around 2199. Oh, shit. Will update date...
SOME TIME AROUND 2199
9:55 AM
Morpheus is taking me on a tour of this ship. He says it's called the Nebba Cannessa. Keep seeing Blonde Chick everywhere.
9:56 AM
So Blonde Chick is actually called Switch. Strange name. She looks like what I would call a Tough Cookie. I really like that in a girl. Seen little weirdo guy with goggles on. Apparently called Mouse. Hmmmmm.
9:57 AM
Morpheus is forcing me down on a chair. Whoa... Easy... Ow!
9:58 AM
Am in white place with Morpheus In Serious Mental Mode. Oh, look cool again. Holes have gone. Great, this must be the Real Real World.
9:59 AM
Oh. Apparently this isn't the Real Real World, it's the Construct. Have been told above information by Morpheus, who has regained Mental Guy status in rather high levels.
10:03 AM
Have watched strange video about the Matrix and Soforth. Found it somewhat disturbing.
I want out!
10:04 AM
God, I feel like losing my mind to insanity. The video was indeed disturbing.
10:05 AM.
Crap, have just puked on the floor. That'll really impress Switch.
7:48 PM
Have woken up on annoyingly hard bed again.
Have seen Morpheus - De-Mentalised - sitting in chair. Think will ask little question to break the ice.
7:49 PM
Ended up asking "I can't go back, can I". Honestly, brain. You could have come up with something better.
7:50 PM
Damn, wished hadn't said anything. Morpheus is now droning on and on and on about the answer to my pointless question.
7:51 PM
Damn! Morpheus was droning on and on, and I wasn't listening because what he was saying was very boring, then he said something about me being a Search Engine or something. What the hell?
Wished had listened properly
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TUESDAY 7th SEPTEMBER, 1999
9:54 PM
What the hell? Am surrounded by liquid goo. Curious.
Oh, wait, I have a tube rammed down my throat. Ow.
Will try and get out.
9:55 PM
Have broken out of liquid goo and have coughed up tube rammed down throat. Realised have wires stuck in self.
9:56 PM
Oh, that's strange. Can see huge towers full of glowing red things with people in. Is this some sort of sick joke?
9:57 PM
Could this get any worse? Have big monster coming at me. Ow. Monster wishes to strangle me. Monster is dragging out wire stuck in back of head.
9:58 PM
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Wires are popping out of self and it is painful. Am now being sucked into a hole.
9:59 PM
Wheeeeee am going down slide. Like a waterslide, only the water stinks.
Sploosh! Landed in the Big Happy Pool.... believe am going delirious...
10:00 PM
Big happy pool drowning me. Is infinitely deep. Will sink down... down... into the depths of the Big Happy Pool and will wake up nice and dry in apartment...
10:01 PM
Am being dragged up from Big Happy Pool by Evil Grabber Thing. Whoooo. Really am delirious.
WEDNESDAY 8TH SEPTEMBER
2:37 AM
Am lying in white place. Mental Morpheus Guy not look so mental dressed in boring grey sweater. Also have Scary Muscley Guy looking at me. Strange.
My eyes hurt. Apparently it is because I've never used them before. But I have. They worked fine before. Back in the Sane World.
THURSDAY 21st SEPTEMBER 9:53 AM
Have woken up on overly hard bed. Owch.
Ah, remember now. Have been poked at with needles for fourteen days. Argh.
Just noticed have wire stuck in arm. Will pull out... ahhhh.. oww..
9:54 AM
Morpheus The No Longer Mental has entered. He says it's actually around 2199. Oh, shit. Will update date...
SOME TIME AROUND 2199
9:55 AM
Morpheus is taking me on a tour of this ship. He says it's called the Nebba Cannessa. Keep seeing Blonde Chick everywhere.
9:56 AM
So Blonde Chick is actually called Switch. Strange name. She looks like what I would call a Tough Cookie. I really like that in a girl. Seen little weirdo guy with goggles on. Apparently called Mouse. Hmmmmm.
9:57 AM
Morpheus is forcing me down on a chair. Whoa... Easy... Ow!
9:58 AM
Am in white place with Morpheus In Serious Mental Mode. Oh, look cool again. Holes have gone. Great, this must be the Real Real World.
9:59 AM
Oh. Apparently this isn't the Real Real World, it's the Construct. Have been told above information by Morpheus, who has regained Mental Guy status in rather high levels.
10:03 AM
Have watched strange video about the Matrix and Soforth. Found it somewhat disturbing.
I want out!
10:04 AM
God, I feel like losing my mind to insanity. The video was indeed disturbing.
10:05 AM.
Crap, have just puked on the floor. That'll really impress Switch.
7:48 PM
Have woken up on annoyingly hard bed again.
Have seen Morpheus - De-Mentalised - sitting in chair. Think will ask little question to break the ice.
7:49 PM
Ended up asking "I can't go back, can I". Honestly, brain. You could have come up with something better.
7:50 PM
Damn, wished hadn't said anything. Morpheus is now droning on and on and on about the answer to my pointless question.
7:51 PM
Damn! Morpheus was droning on and on, and I wasn't listening because what he was saying was very boring, then he said something about me being a Search Engine or something. What the hell?
Wished had listened properly
