Chapter 19: Caffeine is god!!!
A/N~ Whoo! You made me mean in that chapter! I'm gonna work on my sonnet; be back. OK, I'm back! My sonnet's good (in my opinion). It's about J.R.R. Tolkien. I need to post it on my solo name. I'll tell you when I do. Anyhoo, on with the fic. It's still Day 5 (Tue.), but it should be Day 6 (Wed.) by the end of the chapter.
Disclaimer:
Me: I own everything! Including that which is not LotR! Everything in the world! *Cackles*
Boromir: Do we have any sedatives around here?
Aragorn: She's going on her 'power-trip' phase!
Me: Nope. This is my 'hyped-up on caffeine' phase! Caffeine is GOOOOOODDDD!!!!!! (If you can't tell, I like caffeine!)
Boromir & Aragorn: Yea! The sedative is here!
Me: It's Michael Shanks! Yea! I LOVE my sedative! ^.^
"OMG! I can't believe we just did that!" I exclaimed in amazement, yet again. "Not that Estebon didn't deserve it!" I snickered when I imagined the look on our waiter's face when he found out that he'd been stiffed with a $123 bill.
"Now, on to important business," Vanessa said. "Who wants ice cream?"
"Huh?" the Fellowship asked.
"More importantly, is it food?" Pippin inquired.
"Yes, it's food!" Courtney screamed, then suddenly looked shy. "Sorry. I've been holding that in for a while."
"OoooooooKkkkkkkk. On to more pressing matters," I broke the silence (*breaks silence* *crash! *) and sat down next to Merry. Evidently he was on the same train of thought that I was (Choo-choo!) and we started making out. (I like doing that. Can you tell?)
"Ewww!! Mushy stuff!" Kitty mock-wailed.
"You're one to talk!" Courtney protested for me and pointed at Kitty's stomach. I had to remember to thank her one day! "Anyhoo, I'm tired. I'm going to bed," she told us all and started walking towards our room (we were in Aragorn & company's room), with Pippin following like a lost puppy.
"Nuh-uh! No, you don't!" Vanessa screamed. "I wanna sleep tonight! Without the 'lullaby' of 'I love you's', preferably (Meaning without Courtney and Pippin saying 'I love you' all night. I confused Vanessa... Not too hard to do.)!" and left (after giving Aragorn a kiss goodnight).
Soon it was only Strider, Legolas, Gimli, Boromir, Merry, and myself in the room.
"Do you mind doing that elsewhere?!" Gimli asked, exasperated.
"Yes," I retorted, then an evil grin spread across my face. "OK, fine. We'll go."
Outside, in the hall, on the way to the hobbits' room, I griped. "He's just mad cause he don't got a chick!"
"You're right," Merry laughed. "He is."
When we reached the room, I crawled into bed (Fully clothed, you pervert! ^.^ I do have my scruples. And besides, there were 4 other people in the room!) and snuggled with him like he was a little 'osito de peluche' (teddy bear) and we soon fell fast asleep.
.~*~.
"Uh-oh! Christy didn't come home last night!" Vanessa said.
"That little whore!" Kitty said evilly then stopped cackling. "Wait. That was NOT 'G'!! I can't believe I said that! Must be the hormones. Let's find her quick; I'm hungry!"
.~*~.
"Shame, shame! I know your name!" Kitty yelled. (I do not own The Goonies; see that sedative worked! I need another sedative!)
"Huh?" Sam asked, waking up.
"Not you! Them!" Vanessa said, pointing at Merry and me. We were still snoring, oblivious to the world (my natural state- oblivious.)
"Do you think..." Kitty began evilly.
"No, Vanessa doesn't think. You know that, Kitty," Courtney interrupted.
"You're right, but do you suppose we should take a picture of this 'Kodak (I do not own Kodak either. Keep that sedative here! Do not take it away! I must drool over the hottness! ^.^) moment' and give it to her parents?"
"Oh, no you don't!" I shouted, scaring everyone.
"We thought you were asleep!" Vanessa protested.
"Well, we're not," Merry retorted, sitting up. (And Vanessa, I did not appreciate your note of 'I hate him...'! That was not nice! Maybe I should call you 'Urgo' (remember that Stargate eppie? I love that one!)! My sedative looked so hott! ^.^ )
"Been awake for a while," I added, "I wondered what y'all's reaction would be if I didn't come 'home'. It was rather amusing watching y'all try to think of things to do to us while you thought we were sleeping."
"Oooooo! If I weren't pregnant, I'd kill you!" Kitty growled.
"But you are, so you won't," I retorted and smiled. "Now, if you'll excuse me, and even if you won't, I'm gonna go take a shower and get some breakfast. See ya in a little bit."
.~*~.
"Whooo! Caffeine!" I yelled. "I love caffeine! Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine!"
"What's wrong with her?!" Sam asked, a little frightened, as he had never seen me hyper.
"Many things..." Vanessa muttered. (See, Nessa, I put your note in! LOL!)
"Caffeine is good! Caffeine is god!" I babbled on, stroking my bottle of Vanilla Coke (I currently don't own any of that, but I did when I wrote this! And I miss Sean!!!)
"I thought Tolkien was god," Vanessa protested, pointing at Strider (everyone's favorite ranger and Vanessa's current favorite Fellowship character), Legolas (everyone's favorite Elf (in the Fellowship), and currently Kitty's husband), Pippin (well, Courtney can keep him... or Hobbitloverlady, as she seems to like him), and Merry (my wonderful hobbit!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ).
"True," I agreed, serious for a moment. "I guess I'm just polytheistic. I love caffeine! I love Tolkien!" I sang.
"Hey! What about me?!" Merry demanded.
"And I love you!" I finished singing and kissed him. (Sorry! I'm really hyper as I'm writing (and typing) this, because I have not had my caffeine today, which I am addicted to!) Then I started chanting again.
"Caffeine! Caffeine! Caffeine! I love caffeine! Caffeine is goood!" I yelled with a possessed chipmunk face and started twitching.
"Uh...I think we need a tranquilizer (or maybe a sedative? ^.^ ) over here!" Courtney exclaimed, a bit scared. "Either that or she should stop stroking the coke and start drinking it!"
A/N~ OK, I've had this thing, for, like, 3 days! I don't want it anymore! Take it away, Nessa! *Tags her and goes to stroke the coke some more*
A/N~ Whoo! You made me mean in that chapter! I'm gonna work on my sonnet; be back. OK, I'm back! My sonnet's good (in my opinion). It's about J.R.R. Tolkien. I need to post it on my solo name. I'll tell you when I do. Anyhoo, on with the fic. It's still Day 5 (Tue.), but it should be Day 6 (Wed.) by the end of the chapter.
Disclaimer:
Me: I own everything! Including that which is not LotR! Everything in the world! *Cackles*
Boromir: Do we have any sedatives around here?
Aragorn: She's going on her 'power-trip' phase!
Me: Nope. This is my 'hyped-up on caffeine' phase! Caffeine is GOOOOOODDDD!!!!!! (If you can't tell, I like caffeine!)
Boromir & Aragorn: Yea! The sedative is here!
Me: It's Michael Shanks! Yea! I LOVE my sedative! ^.^
"OMG! I can't believe we just did that!" I exclaimed in amazement, yet again. "Not that Estebon didn't deserve it!" I snickered when I imagined the look on our waiter's face when he found out that he'd been stiffed with a $123 bill.
"Now, on to important business," Vanessa said. "Who wants ice cream?"
"Huh?" the Fellowship asked.
"More importantly, is it food?" Pippin inquired.
"Yes, it's food!" Courtney screamed, then suddenly looked shy. "Sorry. I've been holding that in for a while."
"OoooooooKkkkkkkk. On to more pressing matters," I broke the silence (*breaks silence* *crash! *) and sat down next to Merry. Evidently he was on the same train of thought that I was (Choo-choo!) and we started making out. (I like doing that. Can you tell?)
"Ewww!! Mushy stuff!" Kitty mock-wailed.
"You're one to talk!" Courtney protested for me and pointed at Kitty's stomach. I had to remember to thank her one day! "Anyhoo, I'm tired. I'm going to bed," she told us all and started walking towards our room (we were in Aragorn & company's room), with Pippin following like a lost puppy.
"Nuh-uh! No, you don't!" Vanessa screamed. "I wanna sleep tonight! Without the 'lullaby' of 'I love you's', preferably (Meaning without Courtney and Pippin saying 'I love you' all night. I confused Vanessa... Not too hard to do.)!" and left (after giving Aragorn a kiss goodnight).
Soon it was only Strider, Legolas, Gimli, Boromir, Merry, and myself in the room.
"Do you mind doing that elsewhere?!" Gimli asked, exasperated.
"Yes," I retorted, then an evil grin spread across my face. "OK, fine. We'll go."
Outside, in the hall, on the way to the hobbits' room, I griped. "He's just mad cause he don't got a chick!"
"You're right," Merry laughed. "He is."
When we reached the room, I crawled into bed (Fully clothed, you pervert! ^.^ I do have my scruples. And besides, there were 4 other people in the room!) and snuggled with him like he was a little 'osito de peluche' (teddy bear) and we soon fell fast asleep.
.~*~.
"Uh-oh! Christy didn't come home last night!" Vanessa said.
"That little whore!" Kitty said evilly then stopped cackling. "Wait. That was NOT 'G'!! I can't believe I said that! Must be the hormones. Let's find her quick; I'm hungry!"
.~*~.
"Shame, shame! I know your name!" Kitty yelled. (I do not own The Goonies; see that sedative worked! I need another sedative!)
"Huh?" Sam asked, waking up.
"Not you! Them!" Vanessa said, pointing at Merry and me. We were still snoring, oblivious to the world (my natural state- oblivious.)
"Do you think..." Kitty began evilly.
"No, Vanessa doesn't think. You know that, Kitty," Courtney interrupted.
"You're right, but do you suppose we should take a picture of this 'Kodak (I do not own Kodak either. Keep that sedative here! Do not take it away! I must drool over the hottness! ^.^) moment' and give it to her parents?"
"Oh, no you don't!" I shouted, scaring everyone.
"We thought you were asleep!" Vanessa protested.
"Well, we're not," Merry retorted, sitting up. (And Vanessa, I did not appreciate your note of 'I hate him...'! That was not nice! Maybe I should call you 'Urgo' (remember that Stargate eppie? I love that one!)! My sedative looked so hott! ^.^ )
"Been awake for a while," I added, "I wondered what y'all's reaction would be if I didn't come 'home'. It was rather amusing watching y'all try to think of things to do to us while you thought we were sleeping."
"Oooooo! If I weren't pregnant, I'd kill you!" Kitty growled.
"But you are, so you won't," I retorted and smiled. "Now, if you'll excuse me, and even if you won't, I'm gonna go take a shower and get some breakfast. See ya in a little bit."
.~*~.
"Whooo! Caffeine!" I yelled. "I love caffeine! Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine!"
"What's wrong with her?!" Sam asked, a little frightened, as he had never seen me hyper.
"Many things..." Vanessa muttered. (See, Nessa, I put your note in! LOL!)
"Caffeine is good! Caffeine is god!" I babbled on, stroking my bottle of Vanilla Coke (I currently don't own any of that, but I did when I wrote this! And I miss Sean!!!)
"I thought Tolkien was god," Vanessa protested, pointing at Strider (everyone's favorite ranger and Vanessa's current favorite Fellowship character), Legolas (everyone's favorite Elf (in the Fellowship), and currently Kitty's husband), Pippin (well, Courtney can keep him... or Hobbitloverlady, as she seems to like him), and Merry (my wonderful hobbit!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ).
"True," I agreed, serious for a moment. "I guess I'm just polytheistic. I love caffeine! I love Tolkien!" I sang.
"Hey! What about me?!" Merry demanded.
"And I love you!" I finished singing and kissed him. (Sorry! I'm really hyper as I'm writing (and typing) this, because I have not had my caffeine today, which I am addicted to!) Then I started chanting again.
"Caffeine! Caffeine! Caffeine! I love caffeine! Caffeine is goood!" I yelled with a possessed chipmunk face and started twitching.
"Uh...I think we need a tranquilizer (or maybe a sedative? ^.^ ) over here!" Courtney exclaimed, a bit scared. "Either that or she should stop stroking the coke and start drinking it!"
A/N~ OK, I've had this thing, for, like, 3 days! I don't want it anymore! Take it away, Nessa! *Tags her and goes to stroke the coke some more*
