I LOOK SO COOL
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SOME TIME AROUND 2199
1:23 PM
In Neb. Tank somehow survived. Got a bit bashed about but he's alive and kicking. Well, not right now, as there would not be much point in kicking here.
Tank explaining agents, and What They Are Doing To Morpheus. So Morpheus's mind is a computer? Well, that explains a lot.
1:24 PM
Ohhhh, so Morpheus is gonna be a little slimy traitor like that rat Cypher, is he??
Why would Morpheus do something like that? I mean, he's Morpheus, a little nutty but not the traitor type. I've probably misunderstood.
Give him the benefit of the doubt....
1:25 PM
Oh, it's too confusing. What is Zion's mainframe, anyone? Is it a big wall shielding Zion or something?
Better just go along with it.
1:26 PM
No way.
They're going to kill him. Kill Morpheus.
More death. There was, how many, eight of us, plus the Slimy Rat. Now Dozer, Mouse and Apoc are dead, not to mention the Slimy Rat, although I don't regret his death one tiny little bit.
And Switch, of course. Switch. I did have feelings for her. Not love, not really. But it hurt when she died. Hurt a lot.
I don't know where I am any more, if that makes sense. Someone likes me, and I don't think it could've been Switch, if she was with Apoc, which means it has to be Trinity. Assuming the person in question is female; if it's not then I really don't want to know.
Trinity. I like her, a lot. I'm not sure in what way. See what happens, because what I have to decide now seems a hell of a lot more important.
Morpheus. The Oracle said I'd have a choice, that I could save Morpheus if I wanted, but that would kill me. A choice.
I don't want to die, but perhaps Morpheus is more important. Perhaps he's the one thing in this war that can save humanity. It's a long shot, but....
1:28 PM
Tank giving a sort of final farewells speech thing, even though it's blatantly obvious Morpheus has no idea this is going on.
Morpheus, me, Morpheus, me...
Morpheus.
1:29 PM
I stopped the Pulling of the Plug. I'm going in. I'm going to get him out.
OK, so Trinity wishes to argue that I'm the One. I thought the Oracle was meant to be right, or something?
1:30 PM
OK, so Tank thinks it's suicide. Well, thanks for the morale booster....
Although maybe he does have a point. Military controlled building, three agents guarding..... Perhaps it is suicide.
Still, I'd look pretty silly if I backed out now. Guess I have to go along with my original plan.
1:32 PM
Trinity wants to go with me now. Why??? This is something I'm going to walk out of DEAD! Probably, if she comes, so will she. Dumass.
1:33 PM
Whoa, that girl believes a hell of a lot of things. She believes Morpheus means more to her than he does to me, that I need her help, and that I'm going to hell. Well, thank you for your blessing.
She's stupid. This is meant to be a suicide mission here! I'm going to die, the Oracle said so, and I really don't want her to die too! There's just no point.
Still, I could use some help. Perhaps the whole you-can-and-will-save-Morpheus thing would only work if she came. OK then.
1:36 PM
In Construct with Trin. Now, then, what do we need?
Guns. Lots of guns.
Whee! Lots of guns shooting past self on shelf! And we get any we want...
Right, into Matrix we do go, for Morpheus we have to save....
1:43 PM
In Matrix.
I look so cool.
Shades, trenchcoat, guns strapped to body which makes self very badass and most importantly, dangerous. Trinity in trademark black PVC, not as cool and badass as self but still OK. Am still wondering how the hell she moves in all that stuff. Must be yet another training program I missed out on. Although probably they only give it to females, as most men would not appreciate wearing tight PVC.
Anyway..
1:44 PM
Heh. Guards so ignorant of self's dangerousity. Telling me to discard loose change. Mwahahahaha! Will open trenchcoat and reveal numerous guns strapped to self!
1:45 PM
BLOOD!!!!!!!!
ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
Bloodbloodbloodbloodblood!!!!!
OK, Neo, calm down. Calm down. Just a liquid. Think of it as tomato ketchup. Or red paint. Just a spot of red paint. You have eight odd pints of the stuff inside you, anyway. It's what keeps you alive.
Still, is a little distracting when stuff is spurting out of guard.
1:46 PM
A load more guards appeared. Still, I have my guns. I am still bursting with dangerousity.
What, they're telling ME to freeze? Me, with my shades and trenchcoat. You'll die for that, mwahahahahaha!
Come on, Trin. Lets show them what we're here for.
1:47 PM
Trinity and self running on walls and shooting the crap outta these guys. Dust going everywhere...
Slimy Rat must've been outta his mind. Who'd want the blue pill when you could have the red pill and look so damn cool!
Feel that testosterone!
1:48 PM
All guards dead or deeply unconscious. Mostly dead. I killed people. I'm a terrorist.
OK, must concentrate on task at hand. Will be time to contemplate killings afterwards. First, get to elevator..
1:49 PM
In elevator, or rather on top of it. Am about to shoot pylon thing that holds the elevator together, so self and Trin can shoot up the tunnel bit and onto the roof. Simple, no?
Having peculiarly awkward moment. Am having to hold Trinity quite tightly to ensure she does not fall to her death, and Trinity is looking at self in strange way.
Better say something to cover up awkward silence. Must be deep and knowing.
1:50 PM
There is no spoon??????????
Is that the best you could come up with?
Oh well, up we go, whee!
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SOME TIME AROUND 2199
1:23 PM
In Neb. Tank somehow survived. Got a bit bashed about but he's alive and kicking. Well, not right now, as there would not be much point in kicking here.
Tank explaining agents, and What They Are Doing To Morpheus. So Morpheus's mind is a computer? Well, that explains a lot.
1:24 PM
Ohhhh, so Morpheus is gonna be a little slimy traitor like that rat Cypher, is he??
Why would Morpheus do something like that? I mean, he's Morpheus, a little nutty but not the traitor type. I've probably misunderstood.
Give him the benefit of the doubt....
1:25 PM
Oh, it's too confusing. What is Zion's mainframe, anyone? Is it a big wall shielding Zion or something?
Better just go along with it.
1:26 PM
No way.
They're going to kill him. Kill Morpheus.
More death. There was, how many, eight of us, plus the Slimy Rat. Now Dozer, Mouse and Apoc are dead, not to mention the Slimy Rat, although I don't regret his death one tiny little bit.
And Switch, of course. Switch. I did have feelings for her. Not love, not really. But it hurt when she died. Hurt a lot.
I don't know where I am any more, if that makes sense. Someone likes me, and I don't think it could've been Switch, if she was with Apoc, which means it has to be Trinity. Assuming the person in question is female; if it's not then I really don't want to know.
Trinity. I like her, a lot. I'm not sure in what way. See what happens, because what I have to decide now seems a hell of a lot more important.
Morpheus. The Oracle said I'd have a choice, that I could save Morpheus if I wanted, but that would kill me. A choice.
I don't want to die, but perhaps Morpheus is more important. Perhaps he's the one thing in this war that can save humanity. It's a long shot, but....
1:28 PM
Tank giving a sort of final farewells speech thing, even though it's blatantly obvious Morpheus has no idea this is going on.
Morpheus, me, Morpheus, me...
Morpheus.
1:29 PM
I stopped the Pulling of the Plug. I'm going in. I'm going to get him out.
OK, so Trinity wishes to argue that I'm the One. I thought the Oracle was meant to be right, or something?
1:30 PM
OK, so Tank thinks it's suicide. Well, thanks for the morale booster....
Although maybe he does have a point. Military controlled building, three agents guarding..... Perhaps it is suicide.
Still, I'd look pretty silly if I backed out now. Guess I have to go along with my original plan.
1:32 PM
Trinity wants to go with me now. Why??? This is something I'm going to walk out of DEAD! Probably, if she comes, so will she. Dumass.
1:33 PM
Whoa, that girl believes a hell of a lot of things. She believes Morpheus means more to her than he does to me, that I need her help, and that I'm going to hell. Well, thank you for your blessing.
She's stupid. This is meant to be a suicide mission here! I'm going to die, the Oracle said so, and I really don't want her to die too! There's just no point.
Still, I could use some help. Perhaps the whole you-can-and-will-save-Morpheus thing would only work if she came. OK then.
1:36 PM
In Construct with Trin. Now, then, what do we need?
Guns. Lots of guns.
Whee! Lots of guns shooting past self on shelf! And we get any we want...
Right, into Matrix we do go, for Morpheus we have to save....
1:43 PM
In Matrix.
I look so cool.
Shades, trenchcoat, guns strapped to body which makes self very badass and most importantly, dangerous. Trinity in trademark black PVC, not as cool and badass as self but still OK. Am still wondering how the hell she moves in all that stuff. Must be yet another training program I missed out on. Although probably they only give it to females, as most men would not appreciate wearing tight PVC.
Anyway..
1:44 PM
Heh. Guards so ignorant of self's dangerousity. Telling me to discard loose change. Mwahahahaha! Will open trenchcoat and reveal numerous guns strapped to self!
1:45 PM
BLOOD!!!!!!!!
ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
Bloodbloodbloodbloodblood!!!!!
OK, Neo, calm down. Calm down. Just a liquid. Think of it as tomato ketchup. Or red paint. Just a spot of red paint. You have eight odd pints of the stuff inside you, anyway. It's what keeps you alive.
Still, is a little distracting when stuff is spurting out of guard.
1:46 PM
A load more guards appeared. Still, I have my guns. I am still bursting with dangerousity.
What, they're telling ME to freeze? Me, with my shades and trenchcoat. You'll die for that, mwahahahahaha!
Come on, Trin. Lets show them what we're here for.
1:47 PM
Trinity and self running on walls and shooting the crap outta these guys. Dust going everywhere...
Slimy Rat must've been outta his mind. Who'd want the blue pill when you could have the red pill and look so damn cool!
Feel that testosterone!
1:48 PM
All guards dead or deeply unconscious. Mostly dead. I killed people. I'm a terrorist.
OK, must concentrate on task at hand. Will be time to contemplate killings afterwards. First, get to elevator..
1:49 PM
In elevator, or rather on top of it. Am about to shoot pylon thing that holds the elevator together, so self and Trin can shoot up the tunnel bit and onto the roof. Simple, no?
Having peculiarly awkward moment. Am having to hold Trinity quite tightly to ensure she does not fall to her death, and Trinity is looking at self in strange way.
Better say something to cover up awkward silence. Must be deep and knowing.
1:50 PM
There is no spoon??????????
Is that the best you could come up with?
Oh well, up we go, whee!
