HE'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT
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SOME TIME AROUND 2199
1:51 PM
OK, on roof with Trin. Kicking major ass. Some guy saying they're under attack. The word 'duh' comes to mind.
1:52 PM
Uh oh. Suit approaching.
Ah well, have all my guns and am bursting with dangerousity.
1:53 PM
Mfffft! Why won't you die?
Stupid suit dodging bullets.
Well, will have to yell at Trinity for help. She's experienced in these matters.
My voice sounds weird.
1:54 PM
Well, two can play at that game Mr Suit. I'll just have to dodge all your bullets...
Damn. Look seriously stupid, like am doing limbo. How low can you go kinda thing.
1:55 PM
OWWW!
Stupid suit cheated. Suit shot me. Suit blocking out sun with hugeness. Suit about to kill me.
I am going to die. OK, last prayer. Dear God. Please forgive me for killing all those people in the lobby. It was for the greater good. I'm sure they've gone to a better place. Plus, please forgive me for tripping up that loser in fourth grade. It was also for the greater good. We all had a good laugh at him.
1:56 PM
OK, am not dead. Trinity came and killed suit. HA, that'll show you to mess with Neo the dangerous!
1:57 PM
Huh? My how low can you go thing was unusual? I though everyone could do it!
1:58 PM
Trinity's eyes all fluttery. She removed her sunglasses so I could observe. Strange...
2:02 PM
In helicopter being flown by Trin. Apparently the whole eye fluttering thing was Tank putting the info into her brain.
Hovering outside government building. Agents departed. Morpheus alone in chair being sprinkled by sprinklers. Morpheus soaked.
2:03 PM
Morpheus, get up. Get up, get up... WRAHH!
Ah, no.
The agents are back.
2:04 PM
Morpheus woke up, thank god. He's running to the broken window and being shot at.
He's not gonna make it!
2:05 PM
Leapt out on rope that Trinity had conveniently tied to me before. Caught Morpheus, but Morpheus now dangling from my hand. Really, really hope I don't drop him, as having Morpheus fall to his death would rather defeat the point of getting him out.
Trinity with the helicopter swinging about like hell. Hope Tank loaded that info into her brain well.
2:06 PM
Oooops.
I dropped Morpheus. Damn.
Oh, wait, thank god, against horrible odds he dropped onto a flat roof, and landed OK. Phew. That would've been difficult to explain away.
2:07 PM
Landed gracefully on roof, unfortunately still connected by rope to helicopter, which is falling down. Even worse, with Trinity still inside, otherwise I could cut the rope.
2:08 PM
Am skidding not too gracefully on behind along rooftop, being dragged down by helicopter.
Ah! Weight on end of rope suddenly got a lot less when on edge of rooftop. Look down to see Trinity bouncing on edge of building.
2:09 PM
Pulled Trinity up while balancing on edge.
Trinity on roof, facing me. Yet again she has a strange expression on her face.
OK, just realised I have almost identical expression on own face. Seriously awkward moment, but in an OK way.
Someone likes me, and by logical conclusion, it's her. And I like her, too. She's an amazing person. She saved my life. Three times.
2:10 PM
Damn you Morpheus!
Stupid guy loomed up behind us and said asked Trinity if she believed it. He has to be the biggest gooseberry in the world!
Still, will take opportunity to ask about the Oracle.
2:11 PM
So the Oracle was manipulating me by feeding me a load of fake prophesy? That sucks.
Although it means I might be the One, which is always good.
2:12 PM
Called up Tank. Now we have to go to some subway station place. Down we go...
_______________________
SOME TIME AROUND 2199
1:51 PM
OK, on roof with Trin. Kicking major ass. Some guy saying they're under attack. The word 'duh' comes to mind.
1:52 PM
Uh oh. Suit approaching.
Ah well, have all my guns and am bursting with dangerousity.
1:53 PM
Mfffft! Why won't you die?
Stupid suit dodging bullets.
Well, will have to yell at Trinity for help. She's experienced in these matters.
My voice sounds weird.
1:54 PM
Well, two can play at that game Mr Suit. I'll just have to dodge all your bullets...
Damn. Look seriously stupid, like am doing limbo. How low can you go kinda thing.
1:55 PM
OWWW!
Stupid suit cheated. Suit shot me. Suit blocking out sun with hugeness. Suit about to kill me.
I am going to die. OK, last prayer. Dear God. Please forgive me for killing all those people in the lobby. It was for the greater good. I'm sure they've gone to a better place. Plus, please forgive me for tripping up that loser in fourth grade. It was also for the greater good. We all had a good laugh at him.
1:56 PM
OK, am not dead. Trinity came and killed suit. HA, that'll show you to mess with Neo the dangerous!
1:57 PM
Huh? My how low can you go thing was unusual? I though everyone could do it!
1:58 PM
Trinity's eyes all fluttery. She removed her sunglasses so I could observe. Strange...
2:02 PM
In helicopter being flown by Trin. Apparently the whole eye fluttering thing was Tank putting the info into her brain.
Hovering outside government building. Agents departed. Morpheus alone in chair being sprinkled by sprinklers. Morpheus soaked.
2:03 PM
Morpheus, get up. Get up, get up... WRAHH!
Ah, no.
The agents are back.
2:04 PM
Morpheus woke up, thank god. He's running to the broken window and being shot at.
He's not gonna make it!
2:05 PM
Leapt out on rope that Trinity had conveniently tied to me before. Caught Morpheus, but Morpheus now dangling from my hand. Really, really hope I don't drop him, as having Morpheus fall to his death would rather defeat the point of getting him out.
Trinity with the helicopter swinging about like hell. Hope Tank loaded that info into her brain well.
2:06 PM
Oooops.
I dropped Morpheus. Damn.
Oh, wait, thank god, against horrible odds he dropped onto a flat roof, and landed OK. Phew. That would've been difficult to explain away.
2:07 PM
Landed gracefully on roof, unfortunately still connected by rope to helicopter, which is falling down. Even worse, with Trinity still inside, otherwise I could cut the rope.
2:08 PM
Am skidding not too gracefully on behind along rooftop, being dragged down by helicopter.
Ah! Weight on end of rope suddenly got a lot less when on edge of rooftop. Look down to see Trinity bouncing on edge of building.
2:09 PM
Pulled Trinity up while balancing on edge.
Trinity on roof, facing me. Yet again she has a strange expression on her face.
OK, just realised I have almost identical expression on own face. Seriously awkward moment, but in an OK way.
Someone likes me, and by logical conclusion, it's her. And I like her, too. She's an amazing person. She saved my life. Three times.
2:10 PM
Damn you Morpheus!
Stupid guy loomed up behind us and said asked Trinity if she believed it. He has to be the biggest gooseberry in the world!
Still, will take opportunity to ask about the Oracle.
2:11 PM
So the Oracle was manipulating me by feeding me a load of fake prophesy? That sucks.
Although it means I might be the One, which is always good.
2:12 PM
Called up Tank. Now we have to go to some subway station place. Down we go...
