A DAY IN THE LIFE OF THE HISSING MAN (Translated by Xeden)
Hiss Hisssss, Dear diary, Hisssssssssssssssssss. Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Hissssssssssssss hisssss hissss. Today went okay.I woke up and went to work. I met three strange idiots. Hisssssss hiss hissssssss hisss hiss. Hissss hisssssss hisss hisssssssss hissssssss hissssss. Luckily, one spoke fluent hiss. I did not like the girl.so I tried to poison her. Hisssssssss hissssssssssss hiss hisssssss hishis hissssss hisssssss. Sadly, she poured the poison on my plant and it died. Hisssssssss hisssssssssssssssss hisss hisss hissss hiss. Hissssssssss hiss hiss hisssssss hissssssssss. Then I decided to give them an assignment. I told them to go to the crack house. Hissssssss hisss hissssss hissss.Hisss hiss hissss. Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. I haven't seen them since.And I'm glad. I hate them.
Hissssssssssssss.
Me.the hissing man.
Hiss Hisssss, Dear diary, Hisssssssssssssssssss. Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Hissssssssssssss hisssss hissss. Today went okay.I woke up and went to work. I met three strange idiots. Hisssssss hiss hissssssss hisss hiss. Hissss hisssssss hisss hisssssssss hissssssss hissssss. Luckily, one spoke fluent hiss. I did not like the girl.so I tried to poison her. Hisssssssss hissssssssssss hiss hisssssss hishis hissssss hisssssss. Sadly, she poured the poison on my plant and it died. Hisssssssss hisssssssssssssssss hisss hisss hissss hiss. Hissssssssss hiss hiss hisssssss hissssssssss. Then I decided to give them an assignment. I told them to go to the crack house. Hissssssss hisss hissssss hissss.Hisss hiss hissss. Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. I haven't seen them since.And I'm glad. I hate them.
Hissssssssssssss.
Me.the hissing man.
