PHILL'S SONG: HOW PHILL CAME TO BE.

Once, Phill (AKA Brian) was a major league football player.but he suffered from cancer and constantly drank purple koolaid that secretly had rat poisoning and nuclear waste in it. Well, needless to say, he turned into a rat.(Heh, what irony.) Everyone thought he died of cancer, though they could never find his body.(Yeah, they thought it got eaten up by the cancer!) America mourned the loss of Brian Piccolo, who had now come to be called Phill. They made movies and movies about him, wrote books, and he even had a few children stories.which bored the living hell out of eighth graders in their reading classes everywhere. Phill wandered the alleys of Knockturn alley, until he was found by Xeden. He was rather an idiot, and fed Phill crackers. The only good thing Phill liked about Xeden, was that he led him straight to his destiny.the crack house, and let him right in. Stuuuupid. Today, Phill lives happily on top of his mountains of crack, that seem to last forever.

~*~But remember, kiddies! Don't do drugs! Don't end up like Phill.~*~