You know the drill; I don't Own TriGun, even though it'd be cool to. So along with some pretty major OOC moments and bad grammar. Flame all you want, I don't care. But I ask you to R&R just the same. Thanks

Vash the Stampede got up and looked out the window. It was sunny again. It's always sunny. Not many clouds on a desert planet, because clouds mean water, and the only water is underground. Vash looked next to him and saw Meryl Strife, an insurance girl who started following him for some insurance agency. He can't keep up with all the insurance agencies that want him really bad right now, because he is Vash the Stampede, the Humanoid Typhoon, the $$60 Billion man. The only problem is he doesn't do half the stuff they accuse him of, but he gets blamed for it just the same.

"Vash, are you okay?" Meryl looked at him with those big eyes.

"Where do you think Milly is right now?"

"I don't know, maybe with her family. She goes to them for everything. She just needs to grieve for a while. She'll be alright."

"We need to talk Meryl, I don't think I have the same feelings you do.But It's not you its m."

"ITS ALL THOSE PRETTY GIRLS YOU SEE EVERYDAY! YOU ARE A WOMANIZER VASH THE STAMPEDE! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!"

Vash was assuming the fetal position in the corner of the room. "No, it's just that I don't think of you like that, all that time we spent together, you're more like my sister than my.um.wife."

"Whatever, don't worry, I'll pack my things then I'll be out of your life.TODAY!"

"Where will you go? You quit your job at the insurance society. You've cut off ties with your family. You've."

"I'll go beg for my job at the Society, and I'll live with Milly and her folks for a while."

Vash put on his long, red coat. Picked up his gun and glasses, and walked toward the door. Meryl was crying on the floor. The last thing she heard from him before he left was, "I really will miss you Meryl. Maybe I'll see you again sometime."

Then he left her life, just like she said she wanted him to, but wished he wouldn't.