Disclaimer: Guess what? I STILL don't own YJK and probably never will.

The Twisted Diary Entries of Jaina Solo Chapter 4

Dear Diary...

Jacen and Uncle Luke just came out of the bacta tanks. I went to visit them this morning. There were lots of funny looking buttons next to the tank. There was a sign next to them that said, 'Don't touch'. I can't read that well so I pushed one of the pretty purple coloured ones.

Jacen started making weird movements in the tank. He was jerking up and down and pointing at his face. It looked a bit like the Macarena. It was interesting, so I watched him for a while. Jacen started moving even faster, and the bacta started splashing out. He made choking noises too. I was scared so I pushed the button again and he stopped moving.

Anyway, he's okay now.

Today was a very interesting day. Uncle Luke announced that we should all get out of the Jedi Academy for a while. It was something about a new Wookiee disease which causes them to go bald. All the Wookiees in the school panicked and ran out. I didn't know what Uncle Luke was talking about and I wasn't a Wookiee so I stayed inside and decided to try out my new experiment.

I placed thermal detonators all over the Jedi Academy! It was so fun. I wired them up, then went out and pressed the detonator button. The whole building blew up! It was so funny!

People started screaming. I don't know what they were so scared off.

Uncle Luke saw me and asked me what happened. I said that I didn't know. He looked kinda scared and angry. Daddy's mouth was hanging open as he stared at the rubble. I thought the explosion was cool!

Suddenly, I saw Tenel Ka limping out of the building remains. Her other arm had been blown off too! So now she has no hands at all. She looked funny. They made a temporary sick bay and put her in a bacta tank. I looked for the buttons next to it and pushed the pretty purple one again. Tenel Ka started doing that weird dance that Jacen did. I watched for a while then pressed the button again, and she stopped.

I think Uncle Luke is crying. I sensed it through the Force. I wonder why. I mean, we can always rebuild the Jedi Academy. Maybe I'll give him the Wookiee fur coat. It might cheer him up.

Jaina

TO BE CONTINUED.