Disclaimer: Guess what? I STILL don't own YJK and probably never will.
The Twisted Diary Entries of Jaina Solo Chapter 4
Dear Diary...
Jacen and Uncle Luke just came out of the bacta tanks. I went to visit them this morning. There were lots of funny looking buttons next to the tank. There was a sign next to them that said, 'Don't touch'. I can't read that well so I pushed one of the pretty purple coloured ones.
Jacen started making weird movements in the tank. He was jerking up and down and pointing at his face. It looked a bit like the Macarena. It was interesting, so I watched him for a while. Jacen started moving even faster, and the bacta started splashing out. He made choking noises too. I was scared so I pushed the button again and he stopped moving.
Anyway, he's okay now.
Today was a very interesting day. Uncle Luke announced that we should all get out of the Jedi Academy for a while. It was something about a new Wookiee disease which causes them to go bald. All the Wookiees in the school panicked and ran out. I didn't know what Uncle Luke was talking about and I wasn't a Wookiee so I stayed inside and decided to try out my new experiment.
I placed thermal detonators all over the Jedi Academy! It was so fun. I wired them up, then went out and pressed the detonator button. The whole building blew up! It was so funny!
People started screaming. I don't know what they were so scared off.
Uncle Luke saw me and asked me what happened. I said that I didn't know. He looked kinda scared and angry. Daddy's mouth was hanging open as he stared at the rubble. I thought the explosion was cool!
Suddenly, I saw Tenel Ka limping out of the building remains. Her other arm had been blown off too! So now she has no hands at all. She looked funny. They made a temporary sick bay and put her in a bacta tank. I looked for the buttons next to it and pushed the pretty purple one again. Tenel Ka started doing that weird dance that Jacen did. I watched for a while then pressed the button again, and she stopped.
I think Uncle Luke is crying. I sensed it through the Force. I wonder why. I mean, we can always rebuild the Jedi Academy. Maybe I'll give him the Wookiee fur coat. It might cheer him up.
Jaina
TO BE CONTINUED.
The Twisted Diary Entries of Jaina Solo Chapter 4
Dear Diary...
Jacen and Uncle Luke just came out of the bacta tanks. I went to visit them this morning. There were lots of funny looking buttons next to the tank. There was a sign next to them that said, 'Don't touch'. I can't read that well so I pushed one of the pretty purple coloured ones.
Jacen started making weird movements in the tank. He was jerking up and down and pointing at his face. It looked a bit like the Macarena. It was interesting, so I watched him for a while. Jacen started moving even faster, and the bacta started splashing out. He made choking noises too. I was scared so I pushed the button again and he stopped moving.
Anyway, he's okay now.
Today was a very interesting day. Uncle Luke announced that we should all get out of the Jedi Academy for a while. It was something about a new Wookiee disease which causes them to go bald. All the Wookiees in the school panicked and ran out. I didn't know what Uncle Luke was talking about and I wasn't a Wookiee so I stayed inside and decided to try out my new experiment.
I placed thermal detonators all over the Jedi Academy! It was so fun. I wired them up, then went out and pressed the detonator button. The whole building blew up! It was so funny!
People started screaming. I don't know what they were so scared off.
Uncle Luke saw me and asked me what happened. I said that I didn't know. He looked kinda scared and angry. Daddy's mouth was hanging open as he stared at the rubble. I thought the explosion was cool!
Suddenly, I saw Tenel Ka limping out of the building remains. Her other arm had been blown off too! So now she has no hands at all. She looked funny. They made a temporary sick bay and put her in a bacta tank. I looked for the buttons next to it and pushed the pretty purple one again. Tenel Ka started doing that weird dance that Jacen did. I watched for a while then pressed the button again, and she stopped.
I think Uncle Luke is crying. I sensed it through the Force. I wonder why. I mean, we can always rebuild the Jedi Academy. Maybe I'll give him the Wookiee fur coat. It might cheer him up.
Jaina
TO BE CONTINUED.
