Disclaimer: For the thousandth time, I don't own BttF. If I did, I'd actually own the DVD.

To all those who reviewed, THANK YOU, DUDE! This chapter isn't as retarded sounding, but I tried my best.

The Twisted Diary Entries of Marty McFly

28th October 1985

Dear Diary...

After the strange car crashed into my tree house, it fell off and two people came out. I think they were about my age, though I'm not very sure what that is. The car wasn't damaged, but my poor tree house was. I got so angry that I yelled at the driver. They gave me a weird look. At least, one of them did. The other was busy playing something in his hand. They looked kinda familiar, but I couldn't be sure. Then I remembered: Mummy said that I must not talk to strangers. They might kill me. So I stopped shouting.

Then the older guy asked me if I recognized them. I said that I think so. He asked me why I shouted at them. I told them because they hit my tree house. They both looked at me strangely again, and the younger boy stopped playing whatever he had been playing.

"Jules and Verne Brown, remember?" one of them asked.

"Verne's the one with the Gameboy," he continued.

Verne glared at his older brother and said something about him always hogging their Playstation 10 at home. I asked them what a Playstation was but they wouldn't tell me.

I think I remembered them. The two sons of Doc and Clara, named after duh, Jules Verne. He's the author of one of the books on my school reading list for this year. If a book is on the school reading list, it means you have to read it or teacher will kill you. The teachers always kill me. I guess I shouldn't sleep in class so often.

Anyway, the two boys had their official home somewhere in the 19th century. The last time I saw them was two days ago on the train. They were only 8 and 6 years old then, and they looked much cuter too. I told Verne that and he hit me on the head with his Gameboy. I hope it didn't affect my brain.

Their father's a scientist. He's the guy who invented the time machine in the first place and got me into lotsa trouble. He's got a weird hairstyle, and is also very crazy and very old. Almost as old as Santa Claus. I don't like Santa. He didn't give me a flute for Christmas. I want to play the flute. I like the flute. Santa laughs too much. I think he's mental.

My parents were at work and my siblings were at school, so I let them into the house. I'm supposed to be at school to, but it can wait. Verne sat on the sofa and played his Gameboy. Jules told him to stop playing because he was wasting the battery and their daddy said that there would be no more trips to the future to get new batteries. Verne ignored him. Jules went to the toilet.

So I went outside to look at the car. It was a DeLorean again like the last time. There was also this coffee grinder thing named 'Mr. Fusion' at the back. It looked like fun. I couldn't find any coffee beans to grind, so I made some coffee and poured it into the coffee grinder. It made a weird sound, and when I tried to start the car nothing happened. I hope Jules won't notice.

The last DeLorean time machine got crushed by a train while I was driving it. I got out in time, but the car was destroyed. I guess I'm just not very good with cars. So I went back into the house. Verne was still playing his Gameboy, so I watched him. But I couldn't see anything as his head was blocking. Jules was still in the toilet making strange sounds. I think he was constipated. Then I felt bored and went to write my diary. Jules came out of the toilet and went outside.

I wonder what he's doing. I'm hungry. I was supposed to meet Jennifer today for lunch but I don't dare to go. She might hit me again.

I can't write anymore. I think Jules noticed something, because he just yelled, "MARTY! WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE CAR?!". I have a bad feeling about this. I'm leaving for school right now.

Marty

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