Disclaimer: I own neither BttF nor The Yellow Wallpaper. I know that these aren't exactly diary entries as there are multiple ones per day, but oh well.

Clarence belongs to Back to the Chaos. According to them, Clarence is whoever you want him to be.

The Twisted Diary Entries of Marty McFly

Dear Diary...

Jules finally fixed the DeLorean. All the coffee had somehow got into the flux capacitor, but he managed to pour it out. I thought it was such a waste of good coffee. Anyway, the car works now.

Verne actually stopped playing his Gameboy to look at it. He said he thought it would look nice if we wallpapered the inside of the car with yellow wallpaper. He likes yellow wallpaper. When he was young he would imagine things inside the wallpaper, like creeping women. It gave him nightmares but he still liked it. Jules told me that.

Their daddy doesn't know they came to visit me. If he did, he'd be very angry. They said that they wanted to try sneak out and watch this movie that was banned here. We all know about it. No one is allowed to watch it. There's even security to prevent us from getting out to watch it. I think it's R-rated or something, but Jules said that no R movie was ever banned so strictly. That's why they want to go see it and see what its all about.

I was scared. I didn't want to go with them, but then Jules called me a chicken. So I changed my mind. Nobody calls me chicken.

Talking about chicken, my daddy sued McDonalds yesterday. They came up with this burger, see, called the McChicken. It had chicken in it. That was okay, but then they came up with this burger with insects in it. They called it the McFly. My daddy was REALLY mad. He said that they were giving our family name a bad reputation. So he sued them. They said that we could either get $10000 or 100 free insect burgers.

I wanted the free burgers. They're kind of nice, actually. Especially the part with the fried ants. They're yummy. I like fried ants. But daddy took the money instead. No one ever listens to me.

So now we're rich, and there's no point going out with Jennifer anymore. Maybe daddy will buy me a flute. I want to play the flute. There was another time when I went to visit the band room. When I came in, I accidentally slammed the door. The cymbal person got scolded for coming in at the wrong time. I was scared that he might see me so I went out. The door slammed again. The cymbal person got scolded again.

Anyway, the three of us got into the DeLorean and flew off to watch that movie. It was the only way we were going to get past the security that stopped us from going further than 10 miles any direction from Hill Valley.

I read somewhere that it was because some Geography teachers said that there was no such thing as a hill valley. It was either a hill or a valley. So they wiped the town off the map and made sure no one could get there. Anyone who enters is not allowed to leave, because then they might tell others. Because of the security. I wonder why.

That's why we were going. To try get out. And also to try and somehow watch that movie which was totally and completely banned here. Jules said that it was called 'Back to the Future'. His friend Clarence told him that. Clarence's family was one of those who got past the security and weren't allowed to go out again. He had been going to tell Jules more about the show the next day, but then someone shot him, and Clarence was killed.

This is scary.

The only reason why I'm doing it is because Jules called me a chicken. Nobody calls me chicken.

May the Force be with us.

Bye for now.

Marty

TO BE CONTINUED...

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